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what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?  

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  1. 1. what caused tonight's bed evicting stench?

    • six pack coors light
      6
    • crab cakes w/zesty sauce
      6
    • garlic mashed potatos
      3
    • turkey wrap w/tons of mayo
      0
    • roast beef
      2
    • leftover meatballs and ravioli
      5
    • it is an urban legend that pungent factor has relation to food intake
      3
    • why didn't you blame the dog, idiot?
      17


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Nothing nastier than a fart when you have to take a dump. Air over crap is deadly.

Man, I had a doozy the other night... Earlier in day I had some rice and peas for lunch,,after 1st 2 bites I knew something was bad,,had almost a chemical taste to it,,I threw it out and felt we

So there I was yesterday... driving between 2 work locations and enjoying a bag of beef jerky. Half hour ride. No rest areas. No restaurants nearby. The first few bites tasted delicious. The next

look, if jgb goes then i am going to require protection and safe haven, or mod status, being public enemy#2 is MUCH better than public enemy#1, if he is tossed, i slide to the bottom.

Will you control the turd thread?

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lighten up, frances. anyone can nominate anyone. i think if you read the t_owt posts you'll see it's not malicious. but if you decide to ban me over it, do it. i'm just trying to loosen to offseason tension and when i get PMs saying it's not a bannable offense but then you posts multiple posts saying i'm about to get banned, well i mean come on, don't play me like a fiddle. just do it if you wanna. i'd hate to be banned from here, i love this place and i just got banned from JI earlier this week defending this place but if "pontius pilate'ing" me to the masses of complainers will help, do it. if it happens though, joebaby, look out. if this is my last post you know i love Jn and i love you all. . if this is just one big ball bust then you got me and you're the freaking king of it, you old s.o.b. :)

I LOVE how he just made up a yahoo email for his impending banning, lol! Like a boyscout, always prepared, lol.

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Joe if elected to PE#1 what changes would you make? Would you target different groups? How would your style differ from those that served before you?

In short, why should we vote for you?

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Joe if elected to PE#1 what changes would you make? Would you target different groups? How would your style differ from those that served before you?

In short, why should we vote for you?

well, as suggested by another poster, jetnation would become TandAnation. pornapolooza yo!

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Here we are

Dear old friend

You and i drunk again

laughs have been had

tears have been shed

maybe the whisky has gone to my head

but if i were gay

i would give you my heart

and if i were gay

you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay

we would swim in romance

but im not gay

so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care

i do

i just dont see myself in you

another time another scene

i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

coz if i were gay

i would give soul

and if i were gay

i would give you my whole... being

and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls

But I'm Not gay

so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand

we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your fist

you have opened brand new doors

get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers

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lighten up, frances. anyone can nominate anyone. i think if you read the t_owt posts you'll see it's not malicious. but if you decide to ban me over it, do it. i'm just trying to loosen to offseason tension and when i get PMs saying it's not a bannable offense but then you posts multiple posts saying i'm about to get banned, well i mean come on, don't play me like a fiddle. just do it if you wanna. i'd hate to be banned from here, i love this place and i just got banned from JI earlier this week defending this place but if "pontius pilate'ing" me to the masses of complainers will help, do it. if it happens though, joebaby, look out. if this is my last post you know i love Jn and i love you all. hit me up. if this is just one big ball bust then you got me and you're the freaking king of it, you old s.o.b. :)

Hey what post of mine made you feel threatened that you were about to be banned?

You are quite the drama queen though. I'm just saying.

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Someone brought up a good point today - if TX were NOT a Pats fan would he have been banned?

Garb it is 9am, who brought up that point? Somebody on the bus next to you this morning?

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ya, him and my fiancee worry all the time if i like to buttbang

ps: baby if you're listenin, let's try it once, ok?

Isn't there some absurd stat that 40% of males have a 'gay' episode at least once in their lives? Personally, i think they need to define 'gay' and 'episode'.

My old college roommate was in the 40%, and playing soccer pretty much puts the entire team in taht same 40%. Except me. i'm better than that, i got dibbs.

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Life is....like a box of chocolates....you never know when you're going to get that ****ty coconut one and have to spit it out.

First off. You don't spit out food.

Secondly, i like the cocnut ones.

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Isn't there some absurd stat that 40% of males have a 'gay' episode at least once in their lives? Personally, i think they need to define 'gay' and 'episode'.

Are you trying to determine if that "swordfight" qualifies as a gay episode?

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