North Carolina Poopie Humor (Merged eleventy-Billion times)

[joebabyny]

look, if jgb goes then i am going to require protection and safe haven, or mod status, being public enemy#2 is MUCH better than public enemy#1, if he is tossed, i slide to the bottom.

[ECURB]

look, if jgb goes then i am going to require protection and safe haven, or mod status, being public enemy#2 is MUCH better than public enemy#1, if he is tossed, i slide to the bottom.

Will you control the turd thread?

[joebabyny]

Will you control the turd thread?

Nope. That thread is political suicide.

[joebabyny]

lighten up, frances. anyone can nominate anyone. i think if you read the t_owt posts you'll see it's not malicious. but if you decide to ban me over it, do it. i'm just trying to loosen to offseason tension and when i get PMs saying it's not a bannable offense but then you posts multiple posts saying i'm about to get banned, well i mean come on, don't play me like a fiddle. just do it if you wanna. i'd hate to be banned from here, i love this place and i just got banned from JI earlier this week defending this place but if "pontius pilate'ing" me to the masses of complainers will help, do it. if it happens though, joebaby, look out. if this is my last post you know i love Jn and i love you all. . if this is just one big ball bust then you got me and you're the freaking king of it, you old s.o.b.

I LOVE how he just made up a yahoo email for his impending banning, lol! Like a boyscout, always prepared, lol.

[Maxman]

Joe if elected to PE#1 what changes would you make? Would you target different groups? How would your style differ from those that served before you?

In short, why should we vote for you?

[joebabyny]

Joe if elected to PE#1 what changes would you make? Would you target different groups? How would your style differ from those that served before you?

In short, why should we vote for you?

well, as suggested by another poster, jetnation would become TandAnation. pornapolooza yo!

[johnny green balls]

well, as suggested by another poster, jetnation would become TandAnation. pornapolooza yo!

better to go with the devil you know, i'm just sayin....

[joebabyny]

better to go with the devil you know, i'm just sayin....

yeah, besides, i want to run for mod, not PE1

[Smizzy]

Paper or plastic ?

[Maxman]

Joe knows how to tone it down when needed. JGB has this weird banning fetish. It is a badge of honor of some sorts and I don't know why.

[johnny green balls]

Joe knows how to tone it down when needed. JGB has this weird banning fetish. It is a badge of honor of some sorts and I don't know why.

i don't want to get banned. i just want to me meeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Smizzy]

Life is....like a box of chocolates....you never know when you're going to get that ****ty coconut one and have to spit it out.

[Smizzy]

i don't want to get banned. i just want to me meeeeeeeeeeeee.

Be you...just less annoying.

lol

[johnny green balls]

Be you...just less annoying.

lol

if you knew my parents, you would know that i am myself no matter what. oh wait. i guess you already know.

[johnny green balls]

if i drop a turd, will i get banned?

[joebabyny]

Life is....like a box of chocolates....you never know when you're going to get that ****ty coconut one and have to spit it out.

i thought you always swallowed the gooey white fillings

[Smizzy]

i thought you always swallowed the gooey white fillings

Nope...That would be Max.

[Green DNA]

"Damn, you spend your whole life being an art icon, but spend one drunken night in the JN Mod Lounge and everyone remembers you as a sperm bank"

[GM]

If I complain about bannings on other sites, will a 3rd site make me unbannable?

[johnny green balls]

if i keep posting thinly veiled references to another poster, will my penis grow beyond 2 inches?

[Panzer Division Marduk]

why are we here? who am i?

signed, boomboom

You make too much sense occasionally to be an adequate BoomBoom replacement.

Sorry.

[Panzer Division Marduk]

so blizzitzed. come to chatrom.

It let you in?

[Lil Bit Special]

Here we are

Dear old friend

You and i drunk again

laughs have been had

tears have been shed

maybe the whisky has gone to my head

but if i were gay

i would give you my heart

and if i were gay

you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay

we would swim in romance

but im not gay

so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care

i do

i just dont see myself in you

another time another scene

i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

coz if i were gay

i would give soul

and if i were gay

i would give you my whole... being

and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls

But I'm Not gay

so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand

we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your fist

you have opened brand new doors

get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers

[Garb]

And you all say WOMAN ARE MELODRAMATIC AND IRRATIONAL?? HELLO!!!

[L.I.MikeBleedsGreen]

1. How do I get a Job Like Joebaby?

2. How do I Knock Garb Off her High Horse ? LOLsc

3. How do I drop a Turd without making a Splash?

4. And finally , How Do I bring Sexy Back Like Max Did?

[DHJF]

And you all say WOMAN ARE MELODRAMATIC AND IRRATIONAL?? HELLO!!!

Don't be so melodramatic and irrational, banza. lolsc

[Maxman]

lighten up, frances. anyone can nominate anyone. i think if you read the t_owt posts you'll see it's not malicious. but if you decide to ban me over it, do it. i'm just trying to loosen to offseason tension and when i get PMs saying it's not a bannable offense but then you posts multiple posts saying i'm about to get banned, well i mean come on, don't play me like a fiddle. just do it if you wanna. i'd hate to be banned from here, i love this place and i just got banned from JI earlier this week defending this place but if "pontius pilate'ing" me to the masses of complainers will help, do it. if it happens though, joebaby, look out. if this is my last post you know i love Jn and i love you all. hit me up. if this is just one big ball bust then you got me and you're the freaking king of it, you old s.o.b.

Hey what post of mine made you feel threatened that you were about to be banned?

You are quite the drama queen though. I'm just saying.

[Garb]

Someone brought up a good point today - if TX were NOT a Pats fan would he have been banned?

[Maxman]

Someone brought up a good point today - if TX were NOT a Pats fan would he have been banned?

Garb it is 9am, who brought up that point? Somebody on the bus next to you this morning?

[CrazyCarl40]

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

[CrazyCarl40]

Garb it is 9am, who brought up that point? Somebody on the bus next to you this morning?

Boy that'd be an awkward conversation starter. Especially to someone on top of a horse, on a bus.

[Garb]

Garb it is 9am, who brought up that point? Somebody on the bus next to you this morning?

hahahaha....that's what pm's are for, right?

[drago]

ya, him and my fiancee worry all the time if i like to buttbang

ps: baby if you're listenin, let's try it once, ok?

Isn't there some absurd stat that 40% of males have a 'gay' episode at least once in their lives? Personally, i think they need to define 'gay' and 'episode'.

My old college roommate was in the 40%, and playing soccer pretty much puts the entire team in taht same 40%. Except me. i'm better than that, i got dibbs.

[drago]

Life is....like a box of chocolates....you never know when you're going to get that ****ty coconut one and have to spit it out.

First off. You don't spit out food.

Secondly, i like the cocnut ones.

[Green DNA]

Isn't there some absurd stat that 40% of males have a 'gay' episode at least once in their lives? Personally, i think they need to define 'gay' and 'episode'.

Are you trying to determine if that "swordfight" qualifies as a gay episode?