The Great Jets QB Search - Mafia - SCUM AND SK JOINT VICTORY!!!!

[BUM-KNEE]

2 minutes ago, jgb said:

Bum and Hal stand over Robert Saleh's marble-stuffed and finally (for once) silent body. They embrace each other tightly.

 

Just then – the lobby doors swing open. Brick Johnson, son of Woody and the new owner of the NYJ strolls into the lobby. “What the hell happened here?”

 

Bum looks at Brick, “Don't worry about it, boss. We found your new QB and he is right here in my arms.”

Hal blushes. Finally his dreams have all been fulfilled.

 

Brick thinks for a minute, “Well, I guess since everyone else is dead, we don't really have a choice. I'll get my lawyers to get you boys out of all this carnage.” He shakes Hals hand “Congratulations, you're our starter.”

Hal (Zach Wilson / Serial Killer) has claimed victory as the starting QB of the NYJ.

 

Zach beams with pride. He's done it. Sure 9 people had to die but he has seized what is rightfully his. He addresses Brick, “What about my friend here? We never could've done this without him.”

 

Brick turns to Bum, “You know... I hear Joe Douglas was killed. We could use a new GM. What do you think?”

 

Bum doesn't hesitate, “I ACCEPT.”

 

Bum (Derek Carr / League Godfather) has claimed victory as the new GM of the NYJ.

 

*****JOINT SCUM AND SK (THOSE WHO DIDN'T QUIT) VICTORY!*****

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE! (well... almost everyone....)

Game setup file: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JSDoFA1zuL7IRVusfU_QcbazZviqKW7xha41d3JOvW8/edit?usp=sharing

[BUM-KNEE]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Have we ever had a joint Scum/SK victory before?  lmao.

History made.  Well done @Hal N of Provo and @BUM-KNEE.

Makes perfect sense to me that Zach Wilson would be a "winner" in a game run by Jgb, lol.

Great, great game @jgb.  Nyn missed out!

Glad you were there in the trenches bud

[Jetsfan80]

lmfao.  @T0mShane check out this sh*t:

 

You are Zach Wilson - Independent Serial Killer

You are utterly self-centered and all about yourself. You don’t care about the League (Scum) or the Jets (Town). You just want kill anyone who gets in your way to becoming a beloved social media icon. Whenever a player is lynched, if you are on the final train, you gain confidence and can kill a player of your choice that night. If you are not on the lynch train, you lose confidence and cannot kill that night. However, on nights you are blocked from killing, there is a 50% chance (determined by mod coin toss) that Steve Young will swoop in and save you if you are targeted for a night kill. Your would-be killer will only be told the night kill failed with no additional information.

[jgb]

3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Have we ever had a joint Scum/SK victory before?  lmao.

History made.  Well done @Hal N of Provo and @BUM-KNEE.

Makes perfect sense to me that Zach Wilson would be a "winner" in a game run by Jgb, lol.

Great, great game @jgb.  Nyn missed out!

Yep she raged quit over unbalanced game for scum and..... scum won!

 

[Hal N of Provo]

I was dying laughing when I read the role.   I was going to claim “Zach Wilson’s screen pass” a gun that has a 50/50 chance of success if I got called out.  Nobody would doubt that @jgb gave Zach that lol. 

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, jgb said:

Yep she raged quit over unbalanced game for scum and..... scum won!

Someone should tell her

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Hal N of Provo said:

I was dying laughing when I read the role.   I was going to claim “Zach Wilson’s screen pass” a gun that has a 50/50 chance of success if I got called out.  Nobody would doubt that @jgb gave Zach that lol. 

Knew there was no way jgb made Zach Wilson a f**king Vanilla Townie LOL

[jgb]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Someone should tell her

she be lurkin' hard bro.

[BUM-KNEE]

Thanks to Nyn too, she helped when 80 went down

[jgb]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Knew there was no way jgb made Zach Wilson a f**king Vanilla Townie LOL

I really struggled whether to make Hal Zach. But I figured everyone would assume it anyway even if there was no Zach in game at all.

So I made Zach an SK assuming Hal would get lynched D1 to not upset balance since everyone knows my feelings.  I had written death scenes for first three days with Hal as the lynch. But he beat the odds. 

Also @BUM-KNEE aces game. His scummy bailed and he cut a deal with the SK and flipped the script. Ballsy move.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, jgb said:

I really struggled whether to make Hal Zach. But I figured everyone would assume it anyway even if there was no Zach in game at all.

So I made Zach an SK assuming Hal would get lynched D1 to not upset balance since everyone knows my feelings.  I had written death scenes for first three days with Hal as the lynch. But he beat the odds. 

Also @BUM-KNEE aces game. His scummy bailed and he cut a deal with the SK and flipped the script. Ballsy move.

 

When nuclear winter arrives, nothing will survive except the cockroaches.....and Zach Wilson.

[JustInFudge]

On 3/30/2023 at 1:56 PM, JiF said:

You're a SK

[jgb]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

 

When nuclear winter arrives, nothing will survive except the cockroaches.....and Zach Wilson.

Let's hope this game has less predictive value than that coin that predicted like the first 11 Jets games outcomes last season....

[T0mShane]

6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

lmfao.  @T0mShane check out this sh*t:

 

You are Zach Wilson - Independent Serial Killer

You are utterly self-centered and all about yourself. You don’t care about the League (Scum) or the Jets (Town). You just want kill anyone who gets in your way to becoming a beloved social media icon. Whenever a player is lynched, if you are on the final train, you gain confidence and can kill a player of your choice that night. If you are not on the lynch train, you lose confidence and cannot kill that night. However, on nights you are blocked from killing, there is a 50% chance (determined by mod coin toss) that Steve Young will swoop in and save you if you are targeted for a night kill. Your would-be killer will only be told the night kill failed with no additional information.

Did Steve Young write this??

[jgb]

Just now, T0mShane said:

Did Steve Young write this??

co-written with Chris Simms

[jgb]

4 minutes ago, JiF said:

If it makes you feel better, if I was Zach, I would've lynched Bum with you and then NK you for solo victory. But I have no morals  

[BUM-KNEE]

GFY to everybody for not wishing me a happy birthday on Mar 20.

(You'd think 16 years of suffering here would get you a damned birthday thread)

[jgb]

2 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

GFY to everybody for not wishing me a happy birthday on Mar 20.

(You'd think 19 years of suffering here would get you a damned birthday thread)

happy belated, pal

[Jetsfan80]

3 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

GFY to everybody for not wishing me a happy birthday on Mar 20.

(You'd think 19 years of suffering here would get you a damned birthday thread)

@The Crusher

[The Crusher]

6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

@The Crusher

I think I started after that. Haha 

[The Crusher]

9 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

GFY to everybody for not wishing me a happy birthday on Mar 20.

(You'd think 19 years of suffering here would get you a damned birthday thread)

I’ll get you tomorrow 

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

I think I started after that. Haha 

Wasn't your department yet.  lol.

[jgb]

And thank you to @jvill 51 for looking over the set up -- thanks man, it was a roller coaster game, scum up big then town got the upper hand then it came down to the final moment as intended. A Prisoner's Dilemma! Awesome. #balance

Also thanks for stepping in as night mod a couple nights.

And thank you @Drums your tenure as night mod may have been 90 seconds, but truly appreciate you offering to step up so I could get some sleep!

[BUM-KNEE]

[BUM-KNEE]

My first "win" while being alive at the end of one of these games.

Come on Aaron, bring us a friggin Lombardi. The curse is officially broken

[BUM-KNEE]

Congrats Hal!

[Drums]

32 minutes ago, jgb said:

And thank you to @jvill 51 for looking over the set up -- thanks man, it was a roller coaster game, scum up big then town got the upper hand then it came down to the final moment as intended. A Prisoner's Dilemma! Awesome. #balance

Also thanks for stepping in as night mod a couple nights.

And thank you @Drums your tenure as night mod may have been 90 seconds, but truly appreciate you offering to step up so I could get some sleep!

[Hal N of Provo]

43 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

Congrats Hal!

 

[Gone]

2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Someone should tell her

Scum won based on what i recommended bum to do. Just FYI

[jgb]

2 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I didn't quit. I left the scum chat and contacted bum via pm. You just modkilled me before giving me a chance to answer you via pm... cause i was with my bf in the cinema watching a movie.

But since you made up this story in your head, have at it

Like with nolder, wont be playing any game you mod. That about syms it up for me. But do keep trolling *thumbs up*

An apology was literally the only way you’d ever play on JN again. Hope you find happiness in life since you obviously lack something important. Bless you.

[Gone]

2 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said:

Thanks to Nyn too, she helped when 80 went down

You did great ? way to go

[jgb]

All those who warned be about this one were right. Mea culpa for not listening. Anyway I rate my rookie modding performance an A for trash removal.

[jgb]

It’s blocked so it can have the last word far as I am concerned.

[jgb]

So how about that incredible game balance, huh?

[Jetsfan80]

The spiciness continues even into postgame!  Fantastic modding debut lol.