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Nah we did that last year and we sucked.

This year, we take it to the Pats.

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Home opener baby! We win 14-10, and BB comes out halfway across the field, falls to his knees and kisses Mangini's pinky ring all the while apologizing for not respecting Mangini enough. BB then goes back to New England and disappears, leaving only a ****tail napkin in Kraft's office which reads: "I resign as HC of NEP." Learning of this, Brady goes gay big time, retiring from footbal so that he can go hang out in the Meat packing district full time.;)

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You really think that the Jets pathetic defense will hold the Pats explosive offense to 10 points?:eek:

The Pats offense will go up and down the field all day.

You cannot be serious. The pats will have it very hard going against Sione Pouha at nose tackle. He will take up at least 2 or even 3 lineman and will do a very nice job of stunting the pats running back attack.

Pats will be lucky to crack 100 yards on the ground in either of the 2 games when they play Jets. And Brady will have it very tuff throwing against a 3 headed corner tandem of Miller, Barrett and Dyson.

The Jets will beat the pats at least once this year, guaranteed. The Jets might even beat them both times.

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You cannot be serious. The pats will have it very hard going against Sione Pouha at nose tackle. He will take up at least 2 or even 3 lineman and will do a very nice job of stunting the pats running back attack.

Pats will be lucky to crack 100 yards on the ground in either of the 2 games when they play Jets. And Brady will have it very tuff throwing against a 3 headed corner tandem of Miller, Barrett and Dyson.

The Jets will beat the pats at least once this year, guaranteed. The Jets might even beat them both times.

Could be the DumbAss Post of the Year.

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Could be the DumbAss Post of the Year.

Wtf? How so?

And on the offensive side of the ball, Ramsey, who will definetly start the season until at least week 7 will burn the pats secondary with several play action fakes and deep cross slant patterns with Coles and Cotchery.

The pats secondary does not have a fair chance because the pats will not be able to get any consistent pass rush vs the Jets new look offensive line which will set the tone from the get go. Dbrick and Kendall will take care of Seymour and the outside pass rushers, Mangold will handel Wilfork 1 on 1, and Moore and Jones will take care of Warren and the other outside pass rusher. The Pats will have to send at least 2 linebackers to get any decent push in the pocket.

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Chad Pennington will start the season as the starting QB of the New York Jets, Barton. Not Ramsey, as much as I'd love to see it, he will not get a chance unless Pennington gets hurt.

We will NOT beat the Patriots twice. Once? Maybe. It would be VERY VERY VERY difficult but beating them at home for our home opener could happen.

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Chad Pennington will start the season as the starting QB of the New York Jets, Barton. Not Ramsey, as much as I'd love to see it, he will not get a chance unless Pennington gets hurt.

We will NOT beat the Patriots twice. Once? Maybe. It would be VERY VERY VERY difficult but beating them at home for our home opener could happen.

Shepp Ramsey will start as the JETS QB! You heard it here from Barton, not the first but definetly less than the 200th time.

I see tx hasnt responded from my post. He knows the Jets are more then equipped to beat the pats not once but twice.

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Wtf? How so?

And on the offensive side of the ball, Ramsey, who will definetly start the season until at least week 7 will burn the pats secondary with several play action fakes and deep cross slant patterns with Coles and Cotchery.

The pats secondary does not have a fair chance because the pats will not be able to get any consistent pass rush vs the Jets new look offensive line which will set the tone from the get go. Dbrick and Kendall will take care of Seymour and the outside pass rushers, Mangold will handel Wilfork 1 on 1, and Moore and Jones will take care of Warren and the other outside pass rusher. The Pats will have to send at least 2 linebackers to get any decent push in the pocket.

#1 The Pats secondary will easily handle Coles and whoever else. Play action fakes only work when you have a running game. The Jets don't have one.

#2 So a rookie in his 2nd ever game will handle Wilfork 1 on 1?:eek: Unless he gets help, Seymour will conpletely embarrass D'Brick, also who will be playing his 2nd game as a pro.

#3 The Pats will typically send 2 LB's (or a DB) when they blitz. They have been doing that for the past 5 years.

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#1 The Pats secondary will easily handle Coles and whoever else. Play action fakes only work when you have a running game. The Jets don't have one.

#2 So a rookie in his 2nd ever game will handle Wilfork 1 on 1?:eek: Unless he gets help, Seymour will conpletely embarrass D'Brick, also who will be playing his 2nd game as a pro.

#3 The Pats will typically send 2 LB's (or a DB) when they blitz. They have been doing that for the past 5 years.

How can the pats possibly handle Coles when we will get Chris Baker back healthy, a strong armed QB, and an emerging young superstar in Cotchery playing opposite. Look out for McCareins in the slot, he can leap sky high over your old slow linebackers.

Oh and Brad Smith will catch at least 5 touchdowns this year.

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How can the pats possibly handle Coles when we will get Chris Baker back healthy, a strong armed QB, and an emerging young superstar in Cotchery playing opposite. Look out for McCareins in the slot, he can leap sky high over your old slow linebackers.

Oh and Brad Smith will catch at least 5 touchdowns this year.

Sure McCariens can jump but he has proven he can't catch the ball.

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Talk about losing credibility.

Justin McCareins?:eek:

How come everybody on here hates McCareins so much? I mean he's no star, but he's not so bad. 40-50 catch guys aren't so bad and he played well in the playoffs. Seems like the whole board has a hate on for him. There are plenty of stiffs I like less.

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Did anybody here actually know that I saw being sarcastic with the whole thing??? :cheers:

Cmon. Sione Pouha? McCareins? 3 head corner tandem?LMFAO Cotchery a superstar (sorry smizzy) ???

TX gets Punk'd!

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Never know with you Barton. You are one of the biggest homers on the board!

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