The "Plutoed from the Playoffs" Edition of Post of the Week - January 10th, 2007

[GreenBeans]

Welcome to the "Plutoed from the Playoffs" Edition of Post of the Week for this January 20th, 2007. Thanks must go out to the one and only Jetcane for this week's title - I love that word "plutoed" and use it at work all of the time these days. For example - "Wow, that mistake really plutoed that dudes career, huh?" or "That machine needs to be plutoed - it's older than we are!". The Jets season - plutoed. It stings, but damn if it wasn't a fun ride this year. Anyway, pluoted is a great word that will describe this thread if we don't move along, so without further delay, here are your Post of the Week nominees:

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Topic - Saban quits...BY PHONE

Originally Posted by Bugg

I don't understand how a guy can quit via phone. It's not right; it's testicleless. A man doesn't act that way.

(Editor's Note: No one has ever accused Nick Saban of being a man, have they? The man - yes, but a man - no so much.)

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Bob's kilt avatar was nominated by SouthernJet (PS - He wants a link)

(Editor's Note: The avatar is gone - where did it go, Bob?)

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Originally Posted by crashingjet

Riley on hiatus is still better than Isaiah Thomas on the court.

(Editor's Note: Riley wasn't much of a player, actually, but Zeke was a heck of a player. Am I missing your point - ohh, I think I was...)

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Topic - What Jets stuff did you get over the Holidays?

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

victories over miami and oakland.

(Editor's Note: Word up to the fresh-faced kid in Pa.)

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Originally Posted by The Troll

Hey, remember the Patriots' icon from the 60's?

Wait...

The 70's?

Damn it...

I know, I know! 80's?

No....

90's?!

****!

2000's?

Wow, after over 40 years of miserable existence, the Pats finally got Tom Brady. Congrats.

(Editor's Note: Ahem - pwned.)

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Topic - Herm - luck not involved in Chiefs making playoffs

Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

Let me give this a crack.

2000 NYJ (Al Groh): 9-7

[GreenBeans]

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Topic - Poor Chiefs fans

Originally Posted by PeterNorth09

Dude relax. Herm Edwards is full of crap. He got really lucky with Pennington and Martin both in their primes and made the playoffs a couple years and now he causes the Chiefs to take a step back and gets rewarded with backing into the playoffs at 9-7 because a bunch of AFC teams lost on the last weekend.

(Editor's Note: Ain't it the truth, the truth, the truth. I'm liking old Pete more and more these days...)

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Originally Posted by 80

The Pats periodically have been releasing tickets.

I just got mine for FACE VALUE, 3 TOGETHER in the 4th row of the upper tier.

CALL NOW!!! LETS HAVE JET FANS CLEAN THEIR STOCK OUT!!!!!

Originally Posted by Max

We have ticket ads on this site. They keep this site running. You undermine us.

You are banned.

j\k

(Editor's Note: Max practicing for his next "Jets webmasters" meeting, I guess....)

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

So now all people in Florida are gay?

Wow!

Someone better notify Coles.

Originally Posted by Thor99

That really explains alot.

I was starting to wonder what is wrong with me.

Turns out, I'm just gay.

Whew.

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

HAHAHA...Thor, excuse me. I have some bad news to break to my wife. She should understand though..after all she lives in Florida, too.

Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

WHAT???!!!! I KNEW this would happen once Nancy Pelosi and her San Francisco liberal values took control of the House....it kind of snuck up on me... I'm polishing my nails now...I have nuthin else to say

(Editor's Note: How did the nails come out, SoFla?)

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Originally Posted by 80

The scariest thing about this guy is that he's most likely old enough to have seen Steve Grogan play. To be this old, and THIS retarded... is unbelievable.

(Editor's Note: Being delusional has nothing to do with age - in fact age enhances being delusional quite a bit.)

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Originally Posted by Max

If I promise that we can get along, will you promise to not hug me? That was very creepy last time. I'm just saying!

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Well, when you cupped my ass I thought you wanted more.

(Editor's Note: Get a room...)

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by - well, we're gonna need a new sponsor - PatsFanTX (RIP)

Topic - Smizzy was just banned

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

Who's Smizzy?

(Editor's Note: Who's Smizzy? - classic!)

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Originally Posted by Jet/BosoxFan

Everybody is returning ugly, defective things this time of year...apparently fat george too.

(The nomination: **** the Unit! POTW NOM! - Smizzy)

(Editor's Note: George is going back to Buck's style of team building - bad news for the American League. )

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Originally Posted by Biggs

The crowd always asks for death in the arena, It still falls on Caesar to give the thumbs up or down. A successful dicktator never justifies action they just act. Smizzy was banned that should be good enough for the rabble.

Originally Posted by The Troll

Et tu, Petro?

(Editor's Note: See this - Jetnation is all about class and culture. On what other football message board could you get a post in a dead langauge?)

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Originally Posted by Jetcane

his decision is "not about the money. He just wants to be like an ordinary guy, go somewhere and have a beer and have nobody ask about football."

Originally Posted by Max

If that is his goal why doesn't he become the new D.C. for the Chiefs? Not sure if they allow beer in the coaches meetings or not. But the lack of football talk shouldn't be a problem!

(Editor's Note: THAT is a great post by the proprietor of this place. Nice work, Max - kinda Maxman from JI circa 2004)

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Topic - rewatching our week 2 loss to the pats gives me confidence

Originally Posted by joewilly

sorry soflajets I didn't see it. I don't read you're stuff much since you're on my ignore list lol.

I do feel that we are the better team, with the empathis on team. If all 3 phases go with zero or few mistakes we will emerse the victors. I am know longer intimidated by the pats ability to win.

(Editor's Note: It's not nice to ignore SoFla, joe. You musn't get SoFla angry, joe.)

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Originally Posted by Smizzy

He actually didn't just ban me. He banned my ISP address too. Not for nothing but I have heard many horror stories about people being banned for no reason at TGG. That surprises me. That was one of the main reasons I left JI to come here. People were being treated unfairly and people doing much worse were given passes. Now don't get me twisted here. I am not saying TGG is JI. You can go to TGG and read jets news on the Jets forum. Unlike JI where you have to sift thru 400 pages of Junk to find any real "Insider news"

My point is simply this. It feels damn good to have a place like JetNation where you can say what you want and be yourself without having to worry about showing up the next day with your ISP banned for no reason at all.

Viva la JetNation!!!

(Editor's Note: Here here! (psss - who is this Smizzy guy?))

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Originally Posted by BwanaZulia

Take a moment today, tomorrow and on Sunday morning to bask in all that has been done this season and where we are today as opposed to last year.

Last year, we ended the season with 12 players on IR, a 4-12 season, no coach and a very bleak outlook.

This year we have what looks to be a very good coach, only a few players on IR, a 10-6 season and a chance to play and possibly beat the Patriots in a playoff game.

At the end of this game and this season the Jets are a team heading in the right direction lead by someone we are growing to trust into what looks like a bright future.

Spend some time today to bask in that as a Jets fan.

BZ

(Editor's Note: BZ, one question - when we bask should we be wearing SPF 16 or SPF 32?)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

belly is the buttwipe in any 3some. even sharon makes him wear his hoody backwards during sex

(Editor's Note: Oh my gawd - Billy, turn that hoddie around, dear. Gawd.)

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Originally Posted by Thor99

How much cash do I have to cough up in order to see the Hotties Forum?

Originally Posted by stormshadow19

14.95

Per day

Originally Posted by Thor99

That's a pretty good deal.

Much better than the 8.95 a minute I've been paying to talk to them.

(Editor's Note: OR you can pay a flat fee of $55 and get nothing - your choice)

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Topic - welcome to our newest member, sierrasinn!

Originally Posted by Verde

Seriously.. she should change her handle to Sierraslim.

(Editor's Note: She is slim, ain't she though? V, however, is a real live JN hottie!)

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Topic - ***Official Chiefs Vs Colts game thread***

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

This is unreal

Playing Herm Edwards is like playing Madden on EASY

(Editor's Note: Hahaha! That's the greatest video game reference I've ever read!)

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Originally Posted by Man-O-Gold (formerly emslave) on JI

Herm's game plan was spot on... the only chance they had was to run the ball and control the clock, if they had tried to throw the ball and kept getting 3 and outs (which they would because they have no one to throw to) the colts would put up 50.

(Editor's Note: I want some of the happy pills this guy is taking, please.)

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Topic - Solution to the LT debate...

Originally Posted by Jetlag

There really shouldn't even be a debate. I mean unless you're talking to someone who has no clue about football or is just an idiot they should understand which "LT" you're talking about by the context of the conversation. If you're talking about blowing massive amounts of coke and breaking the legs of horrible quarterbacks, I'm pretty sure that no one will think you're talking about LaDainian.

(Editor's Note: Lag has a good point here - LT2 does not break quarterback's legs, just defensive players ankles...)

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Topic - welcome to our newest member, sierrasinn!

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

hello, welcome. if you would like some more awkward (have you ever really looking at that word? w-k-w, wtf?) pick up lines, please PM me.

Originally Posted by joebabyny

Smooth Johnny, smooth.

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

buddy, my inbox is exploding like my last herpes outbreak-- don't cramp my style.

(Editor's Note: Hey johnny, you got a little something on your lip there, kid...)

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Originally Posted by Max

Everyone in my house is just waking up. Can I chant a little bit later? Please let me know.

Originally Posted by vinnys025

Nope. You either do it now, or your not a true fan. Who wouldnt want to wake up to a J E T S chant? Isnt that the only way? I sometimes do it during the intimate times with the woman.

(Editor's Note: Is this in reply to her saying "Give it to me, Stevie!", Vin? Just wondering...)

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Topic - Boomer Esiason's Quote On Eli Manning

Originally Posted by G.O.B.

"Eli Manning Plays Quarterback Like Britney Spears Plays Mommy" - Boomer Esiason

(Editor's Note: Boomer gets the GreenBeans seal of approval for this comment. I am now officially a Boomer fan again.)

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Topic - Dont Bash Chad, Bash our Defense!

Originally Posted by SpartanJet

Listen I will say Chad didn't lose the game for us, but really it seems like the 'Chadettes' are more interested in how Chad does than the team. We just lost a football game for Christ sakes I am not going to be handing out praise right now. Chad played a fair to decent game, but right now it just feels like the wrong time to discuss it.

This game was kind of a microcosm of the entire season. The inability to stop the run and provide a pass rush hurt us defensively, and on offense line isn't pass blocking well enough against big physical defenses as well as our run game being hurt by the lack of Chad's arm strength and questionable run blocking. Same story all rolled up into one game.

(Editor's Note: Great post - I agree with your second paragraph 100%)

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Topic - Touchdowns win Games..Next year we need Clemens

Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

how many of those bombs did Brady complete today? How about Manning yesterday? Chad earned the starting spot this year and he's earned it going into next-he did a good job and will be better after some off-season rest and recuperation-he'll be able to put his focus on getting better in this offense-we need some defense this off-season and some better run blockers on the right side of the line and another RB

(Editor's Note: Offensive lineman - not sexy, but damn if they don't make a team go from good to great.)

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Topic - Lessons Learned

Originally Posted by JetsMan57

This game should teach this team a lot of things about playoff football.

- In the playoffs you have to run the ball and stop the run. We were brutal and non-existent on both.

- In the playoffs you have to score TDs when you get into the red zone. We failed 3 times.

- In the playoffs you need to capitalize on big plays. We recover a fumble in the first in the Pats' RZ and only come away with 3.

- In the playoffs you cant make silly mental mistakes and you need to finish plays (Vilma not sacking Brady, Rhodes dropping the INT in the first, Kassell biting on the playfake at the end of the first half when the Pats were NOT going to run the ball leaving Graham open for the TD, the stupid fumble on teh screen pass)

We did so many things wrong today yet it was a 7 point game with 11 minutes to go. Think about that.

Offseason shopping:

Defensively this game really showed how much the run D needs to be upgraded. When you play teams like the dolphins, and Raiders you can afford go give up yards on the ground because the QB wont make the big completions but when you face guys like Brady they'll move the chains, make the big completions and everything just gets compounded.

- We need a big run stuffing DE to replace KIMO. A big, thick run eating MLBer and another good cover CB to go along with Dyson. A pass rusher would be nice too, but lets focus on teh run D first.

Offensively the running game needs to be upgraded. Either by upgrading the RB position or getting a few more road graders on the oline. Chad did all he could today with no running game whatsoever.... People will talk about the red zone woes we had, and its very simple why we struggled: no running game. When the defense knows you have no threat to run as their backs get closer to the EZ its much more easier to defend the pass because there is less room to cover.

All in all it was a great year and hopefully this is just the beginning of a fun, long ride.

(Editor's Note: Nice recap! I especially like the idea of a monster at Middle LB)

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Originally Posted by 80gonyjets51

Stay FAR AWAY from JI. Don't even touch it with a 100 feet pole!

Originally Posted by blackout806

JI is just like a dirty prostitute, I would'nt touch it with TX's penis, let alone mine.

(Editor's Note: blackout - please do not speak poorly of the dearly departed - thanks.)

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Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

1. Bench Chad.

Start Clemens, pick up someone else if he's that bad, but do something. I'm sick of the fear-of-worse. I'm sick of having little to no shot at overcoming a 2-TD deficit. I'm sick of seeing too many trick plays & WR screens & check-downs b/c our QB can't throw it even moderately deep without 10 yards of separation in single-coverage between the WR & the CB. I'm sick of our receivers having to worry about getting their clocks cleaned on every pass b/c of the floaters.

Basically I'm sick of usually-ok-to-pretty-good from Mr. Regular-Season.

Forget all the efficiency stats & such. And even the grit & heart & soul & hard work & smarts & other intangibles. Those things are GREAT if you've got them in someone who's physically gifted. Otherwise they just serve to mask deficiencies elsewhere & the overall product is still an average one.

He just doesn't put up enough points & is too easy to gameplan against by the types of good defenses that we'll have to beat to win a superbowl.

2. Rookies need to add some bulk.

Leon & D'Brick I'm looking in your general directions. If Leon can't, then we need another option; someone with some power who's not slower than Vinny.

3. Get a stud CB.

Dyson was excellent this year, but he other side was lacking big-time. Whatever one's opinion of Clements or Samuel, either one is a HUGE upgrade over what we've got. Worth the money for such a big hole. Don't look at the total passing yards or stats - look with your eyes at the ease with which 3rd-downs seem to be converted in big situations.

4. Kickoffs.

As amazing as Nugent has been on his FG's, he's been equally hideous on KO's. You don't just drop a money FG kicker, which he's turning into. But we've got 3 options: he either fixes this problem himself, Graham learns to do it, or we have to use an active roster spot every week for a KO specialist. You simply can't spot the opposition that many yards to start a drive.

5. ILB/OLB

I'm through saying Vilma's mediocre in this scheme. He's outright below average for a 3-4 ILB. He's puny. He gets blown out of the play by mediocre OG's. He makes tackles, but they're too often after the first-down marker. He still tries to run around blockers b/c he himself knows he's too small to engage them.

Now, he could put on an extra 10-15 lbs, but then he'd be slow. Besides, we have better options. Trade him to a 4-3 team DESPERATE for a durable MLB who can make plays (Carolina, etc). Don't knock his trade value - 115 tackles this year and his cap # is around $1M/yr for 2 years to anyone who acquires him. We should get a mid-first rounder at a minimum. We took him at #12 not knowing (for sure) if he'd be a bust. Surely someone would give up the same now that he's everything we thought he would be (& was even a pro-bowler by his 2nd season).

Put Hobson inside. He's MUCH better against the run than Vilma & doesn't get dragged by runners until help arrives nearly as much. Get a FA OLB (A.Thomas, etc) with the speed to get to the QB better than Hobson who really doesn't have real QB-pressure speed.

6. DL

Ellis is going nowhere because of his contract.

DRob is going nowhere for 2007 and not staying in 2008 for the same reason.

That being said, try to groom someone more ideally suited for NT. Maybe it's one of our two IR guys; maybe it's a FA; maybe it's a surprise draftee.

And DE goes without saying. My ideal is if we can snag Carriker in round 2. Otherwise find some other option b/c KVO/BH are lousy.

7. FB

Askew is no blocker. No detail is needed here. Draft one; find one in FA; trade for one; see if that Pociask kid is any good. Just anything other than what we've got.

8. Right side of the OL

Clemens & Moore were pretty good at times. Basically they're great backups. Neither is a mauler blocker for the run. Neither is a particularly good pass-blocker.

Moore is already locked up long-term at a great contract for the team. He goes nowhere. Clement should be retained if we can get him for backup money.

Find a real OG in FA to start for '07. There are a few outstanding ones available. Draft one to replace Kendall in '08 or so. RT - depends on what's available to us in FA or the draft. I wouldn't cry if we took Levi or Blaylock in round one, even if it's unglamorous again.

9. TE

I'd like an upgrade over Baker, but I consider all of the above to be more important. If a Tony Gonzalez becomes available, then grab him if the price is not insane. Or if a highly-touted rookie prospect falls a round or two later than expected. Baker is so-so & in the presence of other improvements I think we can get by with so-so at this position. Or maybe a FA like Dan Graham or Eric Johnson (though he hasn't been the most reliable injury-wise). Cap room is something we definitely have & TE's aren't usually that expensive so we can go FA here.

(Editor's Note: Great post, Spermie - you interested in moving to New Jersey for a GM job with the Giants?)

[GreenBeans]

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Originally Posted by Garb

No thanks on the Gun's thing.....no offense Guns.....I'm happy with what I have going on now.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

(And SEXY Garb shows she can take a joke with the following: "Okay - I got a chuckle out of that one too." - Flat out sexy!)

(Editor's Note: That's so HOT!)

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Topic - 4H and 124 just stole a hotel tree

Originally Posted by NJ

Yes officer - size 7 cuff's - 3rd notch if you could. Can I have them in front please?

(Editor's Note: Is BrenJetsFan the arresting officer or something?)

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Originally Posted by PatriotReign37

Not me. NFL all the way.

I could care less about MLRoidBall. The whole thing is a joke. Mcguire, Bonds and the rest have tainted the whole sport.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

ya i hear ya.

By the way how is your punter doing? You know, Todd Sauerbrun.

Originally Posted by PatriotReign37

Probably as well as Jason Giambi is doing.

Originally Posted by 80

Thought you only cared about football?

PS, SJ is a met fan.

(Editor's Note: Aaahhheeeemmmm - PWNED!)

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Originally Posted by Ryno the Jet

Stop! It's a trap...don't do it...she has you right where she wants you...

J/K: Garb is good people...She says what she means and means what she says, and if you don't like it; tough sh!t!

Thanks for the kind words T, but I, for one, am a tad too bitter yet to be makin' nice with a f'n patsie troll!

(Editor's Note: Good people and SEXY as all get out, too. Sexy.)

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Topic - 2006 NY Jets Year in Review & Looking Forward

Originally Posted by Warfish

Too long to repost, so please read it here:

http://jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29217

(Editor's Note - Jeeze Fish, who died and made you YoungJetsFan? Great job!)

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Originally Posted by afosomf

We have a great coach now!! Let Eric decide who plays, I Believe He has earned that right and should have all of our undivided trust by now.

(Editor's Note - I finally found something to agree with a Dook fan about...)

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Topic - '06 Word of the Year is...

Originally Posted by Jetcane

'Plutoed' chosen as '06 Word of the Year

ANAHEIM, Calif. - Pluto is finally getting some respect — not from astronomers, but from wordsmiths.

"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.

"Our members believe the great emotional reaction of the public to the demotion of Pluto shows the importance of Pluto as a name," said society president Cleveland Evans. "We may no longer believe in the Roman god Pluto, but we still have a sense of personal connection with the former planet."

"Plutoed" won in a runoff against "climate canary," defined as "an organism or species whose poor health or declining numbers hint at a larger environmental catastrophe on the horizon."

Other words considered: murse (man's purse), flog (a fake blog that promotes products) and macaca (an American citizen treated as an alien).

Originally Posted by Barton

Soon Chad will be "plutoed" from the starting role.

(Editor's Note - I'm not so sure about that, young feller...)

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Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

what I do like about him is they say he's cerebral QB LIKE Chad-hits the books all the time-I REALLY hope I'm wrong about his size being a negative issue

Originally Posted by Thug Turd

....... B-O-K-E-S, books. Please.

Originally Posted by joebabyny

HAHA, looks like Vince Young is posting here now!

(Editor's Note - Vince Young here? Where? Really?)

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Topic - What could we get for McCariens?

Originally Posted by justincredible

A sack of marbles, some old baseball cards, *cough* Petey *cough*

(Editor's Note - Poor #81 - see ya, wouldn't want to be ya!)

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Originally Posted by Garb

I heard that a few folks I know paid Porn King 'Wanna-Be a visit at Gillette. I resisted. Go figure.

Originally Posted by joewilly

judging by the girls of the studio, there ain't much food at said tailgate anyway

(Editor's Note - As V said above - sierraslim...)

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Topic - Wacky Wildcard Wecap (Saturday)

Originally Posted by onemanswarm

See both nominated threads here:

http://jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29252

http://jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29253

(Editor's Note - You my friend, have missed your calling. You NEED to be a sports writer!)

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Originally Posted by GLH222

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(The Nomination: potw nom. a lot of nothing is often posted on this board but never summed up so eloquently ma man. have you given any thought to writing for the jn frontpage? - joewilly)

(Editor's Note - ,)

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Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

the good news for us right now IS all the "holes" we have to fill.We have the luxury of choosing between eith the best DE,LBer,CB,safety, or RB out there in the first and 2 second rounds-we have 3 picks out of what the 1st 50-something?

Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

We need to be more like the Patriots. They get certain players to fill LB holes. They used the draft to fill RB and WR holes. And they keep Tom Brady around to fill in the team's A holes.

Hiyooooooo!!!!

(Editor's Note - HOLY **** - Coffee all over the new computer.....)

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Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

I have a great pick-Tony Kornheiser's dog. I hear that he has a great arm (paw).

Would be a steal in the 5th. Bit, any film on this guy?

(Editor's Note - And with their first selection in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Fido Kornheiser, from the couch, Washington, DC.)

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Originally Posted by shutout

Everyone is making this a story. Its not. The guy is mentally and physically exhausted,he's venting his fustration with the season ending, and KFFL decided to add their own spin on it. Coles isn't going anywhere. He's not being traded for randy moss,he's not being used in a package for vilma to trade up for Brady Quinn.

I don't know if I'll be able to take another whole offseason of this stuff.

Uh oh...

Jetnation | Shutout unsure where he stands with Board

Tue, 9 Jan 2007 14:32:26 -0800

Randy Lange, of the Bergen Record, reports New York Jets fan Shutout is unsure if he will be with the board next season. "This was the hardest season I've ever endured in my whole career, period," Shutout said. "Maybe I'll feel a lot better in a couple of weeks. I don't know what (Max) has in store for us. I'm sure he'll get the chance to put his stamp on the board and bring his guys in, so we'll see what all happens this offseason."

(Editor's Note - shutout is tough as nails, he'll be back...)

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

..........We arent rebuilding, we are reloading.

(Editor's Note - From your lips to the big man's ears...)

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Originally Posted by Barton

I dont know if tx is actually banned or not but he is wrong on Plummer. He cannot make all the throws on the field either. Slightly stronger arm, but a far worse QB than Chad.

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Send him a letter in the mail stating thus, and you both can start sending post cards back and forth.

(Editor's Note - POSTING! I love it - great idea Scott!)

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Originally Posted by Max

Well Mike it is ironic that you say there has been silly pettiness. Because all I (and the rest of the mods) have done is clean up after you. You incite people. To the point that I had to remove the report this post button. I have let good Jet fan after good Jet fan walk out the door. Why? So you can tell your jokes. You can tell us how much Nugent sucks. How bad Dewayne Robertson is. Well you know what? The routine is old.

I have asked you more times than I can remember to just knock it off. I consider you a friend. I told you this directly. You received warnings here. You received infractions. I like you Mike. I have known your for a long time. That does not change the fact that you are here for one reason only, to piss off Jets fans.

You knew where I stood. I wanted you to just post football. You told me that you were going to stay away from the board. That you were going to let things "cool down". I respected that. So what happens? You come back the night the Pats beat the Jets. Classless move. Especially considering that is the exact opposite of what you told me you would do.

You can tell me that my panties are a bunch all you want. It is all a big joke to you, I get that. You have shown myself and the rest of the mods a complete lack of respect. That is why you were banned.

Originally Posted by SeniorFlaJet

HELL...............HAS FROZEN OVER....................

(Editor's Note - Seems to be the case. I wonder if the devil is providing ice skates....)

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Originally Posted by Garb

Oh-oh! I better be on my best behavior....looks like Pats fans are catching the wrath of Jets Moderators still hungover from an early post season exit.

Will you all be in a better mood when the Colts defeat the Pats on Sunday?

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Luckily, Pat fans who don't know the schedule are safe.

(The Nomination: POTW nom! In Garb's defense, the B and the C are awfully close on the keyboard - 80)

(Editor's Note - Thank goodness Garb is safe around here - she's dreamy and SEXY - we need more Garb!)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

dont think there was an out

Just trying to make my point that he isnt AS limited as some think... anyways I would rather he cant throw outs and 50 yard bombs becuase he is more accurate than most who CAN throw those...

Originally Posted by brettw4rd

This man is the anti-tx. He essentially is Tx, but instead every post being "Chad has a noodle arm" is changed to "Chad has a rocket arm".

(The Nomination: Oh, man that's funny. POTW NOM. (Sorry ecurb but I'm just picturing images of TX in Bizarro world. Heelz - did I get that right?) - Sperm Edwards)

(Editor's Note - So if you mix TX and ecurb, do you get water?)

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Originally Posted by Gainzo

It's not even 10 yet. Who are you "chatting" with!

Originally Posted by joebabyny

she is there, ut away, so i guess i am cybering myself, virtual wanking i guess.

(Editor's Note - Virtual, virtual wanking, actually.)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

I have said many times I want and fully expect Chad to be better next year....

He had a handfull of stupid INT's this year, I dont think he will next year.

Coles has been great all year, i always use him as the example becuase he is one of the few that epople always seem scared to blame.

I think your closed minded NOT to think that our super smart QB maybe juussttt maybe is having a ahrd time becuase he has NEVER beeen able to train in the offseason, he is always hurt. Now this time he had a full year to shake off the rust, and will be able to train hard all summer.

Your crazy if you dont think he will get better, and if he was good enough to start 17 games this year, being better next year will only keep Kellen on the bench again.

Your to Bias to admit he is a starting QB, which our HC sure thinks he was... or they would have been more serious about a VET QB... not Ramsey

Originally Posted by The Troll

He had a handful of stupid interceptions this year, and he also had a handful of them dropped. There were at LEAST ten occassions that Chad had gimme picks dropped this season and he is very lucky to only end up with 16.

I'm tired of the whole "He needs a whole camp" thing. What has happened every single time, sans 2002, that he has been healthy during the offseason? He gets hurt. Playing his first full season at age 30 does absolutely nothing to dispell that he is injury prone.

That really is the big thing here. He is 30. Will be 31 next season. He is not getting better. He has peaked physically and that arm ain't gonna get stronger. He is what he is. An average NFL starting QB. And that is not good enough. Not for us. If you want to win 9-10 games and get bounced before the AFC Championship game, go for it. But, if you want to win a Super Bowl, you have got to do better than that.

(Editor's Note - Could be - or maybe the man at 31 will make it happen? Either way, I think we see CP one more year...)

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And this week's winning post:

Topic - A big FU to the Jets from Belichick

Originally Posted by PETROCK

-Patriots backup Vinny Testaverde, who played for the Jets for seven seasons, took a knee to end the game.

Originally Posted by Alk

This is a joke right? Vinny has been kneeling the ball down for us since we signed him. Maybe I'm just naive and those games were really practice for this big "FU" today.

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

They dont want Tom getting on his knees near that many men...

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Congratulations to a first time winner - ecurb2369! When I saw this post it screamed "This is sssssoooooooo screaming to be the POTW - football and homo jokes, the things that JetNation is founded on." JN and homo jokes, this is and continues to be the recipe for success. So, ecurb, congratulations on your big win and wear the POTW badge with pride this week!

The Assist of the Week goes to Jetcane - I didn't have to come up with a title on my own! Thanks as always, JC!

That's all for now folks - my place of employment is getting every last minute of work out of me these days. The tax payers of the great state of North Carolina should be proud of my bosses for killing me with millions of things to do lately. Hope you all enjoy the games this weekend -

GO BOLTS!

Y'all be cool...

gb

[Blackout]

go chargers

amen

[Smizzy]

:thumbup:

[SouthernJet]

does that mean i have to delete my POTW avatar in my sig now?

[nj meadowlands]

Damn... I was close several times.

[justincredible]

I got my second career nom. Already got one today for next weeks edition. I'll get it one of these days.

[SoFlaJets]

I got my second career nom. Already got one today for next weeks edition. I'll get it one of these days.

I'm convinced I'll never win one of these I gotta fire my writers-damn Harvard clowns

[NJ]

Congratulations to a first time winner - ecurb2369!

gb

Thanks a ton GB - Max thanks you too but he's out buying a new server to hold all the now forthcoming profundity.

[BP]

GB and Jetcane..Great Job!!!

[JetCane]

Good job, ecurb. That post was money.

[johnny green balls]

I got my second career nom. Already got one today for next weeks edition. I'll get it one of these days.

alright urban meyer, quit your campaigning.

[GreenBeans]

does that mean i have to delete my POTW avatar in my sig now?

Yes sir, you do - until your next win, that is....

GB and Jetcane..Great Job!!!

JC is the MAN. No doubt about it.

[JetCane]

Thanks, guys.

And ecurb, everyone here gets their chops broken at some point- there are no exceptions. (I was gonna say maybe V, because she will beat us up, but then I remembered that SJ is always breakin' her chops about making him a sammich.

So, its not out of the ordinary that someone will break ballls when you have 7,843 posts in a week- but its no big deal! It's all good.

And congrats again on that money post.

[ECURB]

Seriously I can take it... they are all just jealous that they cant start 500000 HIT threads in one day all while winning POTW...

I would like to thank Tom Brady for being so raging gay... you really won it for me Tommy Boy!

[Thug Turd]

Seriously I can take it... they are all just jealous that they cant start 500000 HIT threads in one day all while winning POTW...

I would like to thank Tom Brady for being so raging gay... you really won it for me Tommy Boy!

The only QB in the league I'm in no rush to Sack. Next time we play the Pats, I predict my hernia flares up. Momma always told me to avoid temptations and I don't need to be rolling around on field turf with no man prettier than his supermodel ex-girlfriend.

[justincredible]

alright urban meyer, quit your campaigning.

Haha. Busted.

[joewilly]

great job as always mr beans.

A big shout out to sperm for giving it a crack on herms tenure here. that was an awesome post. 1st time I saw it...brilliant

[JetCane]

Seriously I can take it... they are all just jealous that they cant start 500000 HIT threads in one day all while winning POTW...

I would like to thank Tom Brady for being so raging gay... you really won it for me Tommy Boy!

He not only turned in his Man card when he stopped banging bridget, he lost his beard, too.