Sperm Edwards Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 According to the Elias Sports Bureau, since the current NFL playoff format was instituted in 1990, 83 teams have started 1-4, and only five have survived to make the playoffs - the 1992 Chargers, 1993 Oilers, 2002 Jets and Titans and 2004 Packers. That equates to six hundredths of a percent - hardly friendly odds. 5 out of 83 is 6%, not 0.06%. How can he claim to know anything about anything when he can't even do elementary school mathematics? He is impossible to take seriously. I mean there are reporters anyone likes more than others because of writing style, bias, or perceived bias; but this guy is just simply unintelligent. Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docdhc Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 six hundredths of a percent is how often he passes the buffet in the press box and doesn't stuff his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 5 out of 83 is 6%, not 0.06%. How can he claim to know anything about anything when he can't even do elementary school mathematics? He is impossible to take seriously. I mean there are reporters anyone likes more than others because of writing style, bias, or perceived bias; but this guy is just simply unintelligent. Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs his. What's even sadder is that 50% of his readers will accept his formula as truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kentucky Jet Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 5 out of 83 is 6%, not 0.06%. How can he claim to know anything about anything when he can't even do elementary school mathematics? He is impossible to take seriously. I mean there are reporters anyone likes more than others because of writing style, bias, or perceived bias; but this guy is just simply unintelligent. Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs his. He is in the same category as some CHADWICK first -last-and always- fans! I wonder why the Jets plight does not rate high on their agenda? Isn't it about the TEAM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 5 out of 83 is 6%, not 0.06%. How can he claim to know anything about anything when he can't even do elementary school mathematics? He is impossible to take seriously. I mean there are reporters anyone likes more than others because of writing style, bias, or perceived bias; but this guy is just simply unintelligent. Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs his. yes you are right.. spermy... obviously cannizzaro did not have a solid 6th grade math education... but what he might have been trying to say was 6/100 which is = to 6% .... not 6/100 OF a percent OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 He is in the same category as some CHADWICK fans! I wouldn't insult those people whose only crime is blind loyalty to a Jets player. It merely clouds one's judgment. Cannizzaro is just a dumb human being. I mean SNL Celebrity Jeopardy dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 What's even sadder is that 50% of his readers will accept his formula as truth. or 1 out of 3 people, which of course is the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 Didn't one of his articles suggest the Jets use a 4-3 base defense before the regular season or around the draft? And it wasn't like a typo or anything. When Hermie left & stopped spoon-feeding his stories, he stopped knowing anything about the Jets. He's just an imbecile with a press pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aec4 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 5 out of 83 is 6%, not 0.06%. How can he claim to know anything about anything when he can't even do elementary school mathematics? He is impossible to take seriously. I mean there are reporters anyone likes more than others because of writing style, bias, or perceived bias; but this guy is just simply unintelligent. Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs his. What makes it worse is the editor, who's job description includes searching articles for mistakes, missed it too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 What makes it worse is the editor, who's job description includes searching articles for mistakes, missed it too.. The Post has editors? I thought it just had a bunch of awesome headline and caption writers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Maybe he is using the Garv's math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 See this is the very reason I stopped reading what these people are trying to write and pass off as "special information that no one else has". Besides the fact that you couple this hamhead with the other two talking heads in the morning on 1050, you get perhaps 0.06% of correct factual info. By the way, talking of 1050am (espn radio), in the morning both predicted that the Yanks would miss the playoffs. It's soooo good knowing that the Yanks are playing the Indians tomorrow (which happens to be that fat guys team). Guess once the beatings start, he'll start eating those 6 foot heros again. Sorry I went off on a tangent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 He's just an imbecile with a press pass. That seems to be going around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 He has the IQ of a potato chip? If he gets hungry, will he eat himself? Wait, don't answer that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 That seems to be going around. I couldn't find just the right line for that. Well played. Homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuRRiCaNe ViLMa Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 six hundredths of a percent is how often he passes the buffet in the press box and doesn't stuff his face. Thats f***ing funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Virtually every person who posts here has an intellect that dwarfs that of this mental midget. First off, my definition of "virtually every person" 90% Secondly...i take that bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 First off, my definition of "virtually every person" 90% Secondly...i take that bet. You're forgetting that the stuff you read is AFTER an editor gets through cleaning it up. Remember this bitch whining in his article when a laughing rookie D'Brickashaw Ferguson ran across the street, after Can'zero's meal ticket got replaced by Coach Tight Lips? He's a total douchebag & frankly comes across as someone who is just not intelligent. His writing skills are akin that of a whiny child. To say nothing of his lack of knowing how to spell words any writer (certainly any Jets writer after Chad's PC) should know without looking up, like privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pere d'Avion Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 90% (you know, like 1 out of every 9,000 -or- .009%) of Potato Chips are offended by this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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