Maxman Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Just got this email from a friend. And I think he brings up some very good points. Hey, Isn't there an unwritten rule that, if possible, you should always leave an empty stall between you and the next guy when you squat down for a shizzizle? Lately it seems everyone around here wants to get cozy and have a crap-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I thought that rule only applied to urinals? Plus in my office there are only two crappers so you don't have a choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I'm in NYC with my my brother Mike and we need to lose some beer, if you get my drift, so we head to the urinals. There are only to of them at this bar, so we're forced to stand next to each other. Anyway,I'm halfway through and I turn to Mike to ask him what bar he wants to go to next, but before I can say a word Mike screams out, "Why don't you take a f*cking picture, homo!? It'll last longer!" Dudes fled the bathroom like it was on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 I thought that rule only applied to urinals? Plus in my office there are only two crappers so you don't have a choice. Good point. Urinals are a definite. The stalls (if in odd #'s) should have the same rules. Otherwise it is just a little too close for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The two words a man never wants to hear while standing at a urinal: "nice c**k" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The two words a man never wants to hear while standing at a urinal: "nice c**k" Or " Tom Shane?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I think this guy sums up bathroom etiquette quite eloquently: http://www.theasylum.iinet.net.au/articles/etiquette.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I'm in NYC with my my brother Mike and we need to lose some beer, if you get my drift, so we head to the urinals. There are only to of them at this bar, so we're forced to stand next to each other. Anyway,I'm halfway through and I turn to Mike to ask him what bar he wants to go to next, but before I can say a word Mike screams out, "Why don't you take a f*cking picture, homo!? It'll last longer!" Dudes fled the bathroom like it was on fire. You deserved it!! You violated the first rule of taking a leak at a urinal, never, never, ever turn your head! Conversation is acceptable and indeed welcomed as long as you stare at a spot on the wall in front of you. The only exception permitted is when someone walks in while you are busy and says "Hey Tom", then you are permitted to turn your head, but it must be turned upward at a 45 degree angle so that there is no chance of being accused of "scoping". After acknowleding the other party, your head must be turned back immediately to the spot on the wall. Never look down at your own package either as this will draw immediate scoping accusations from your neighbor. We will make a man of you yet TomShane. Oh and never wear a Yankee T-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you unless you have huge arms, otherwise you end up looking like a welfare recipient or a homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Hey, Isn't there an unwritten rule that, if possible, you should always leave an empty stall between you and the next guy when you squat down for a shizzizle? Lately it seems everyone around here wants to get cozy and have a crap-off. Solid thread started by a weblord seeking credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 You deserved it!! You violated the first rule of taking a leak at a urinal, never, never, ever turn your head! Conversation is acceptable and indeed welcomed as long as you stare at a spot on the wall in front of you. The only exception permitted is when someone walks in while you are busy and says "Hey Tom", then you are permitted to turn your head, but it must be turned upward at a 45 degree angle so that there is no chance of being accused of "scoping". After acknowleding the other party, your head must be turned back immediately to the spot on the wall. Never look down at your own package either as this will draw immediate scoping accusations from your neighbor. We will make a man of you yet TomShane. Oh and never wear a Yankee T-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you unless you have huge arms, otherwise you end up looking like a welfare recipient or a homo. Thanks for the clarification, my man. Hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 The two words a man never wants to hear while standing at a urinal: "nice c**k" I'm at Mahwah Bar and Grill getting a good beer buzz on with my girl and buddy (two separate people, just to clarify). He goes to the bathroom, I follow a few seconds behind. As a goof I pat him on the shoulder and say out loud, "hey man, great dick!" And then a big burly dude flushes and walks out of the stall behind me. I thought the room was empty. He nods at me and says, "his ass ain't half bad either". I laughed so hard I pissed on my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm all about the homefield dump. I'm not taking a sh*t anywhere but my house unless I am in a hotel room or I have a severe situation requiring immediate attention, which is usually only after a tub of mexican food and a case of nasty ass coors light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm in NYC with my my brother Mike and we need to lose some beer, if you get my drift, so we head to the urinals. There are only to of them at this bar, so we're forced to stand next to each other. Anyway,I'm halfway through and I turn to Mike to ask him what bar he wants to go to next, but before I can say a word Mike screams out, "Why don't you take a f*cking picture, homo!? It'll last longer!" Dudes fled the bathroom like it was on fire. little did he know you already had a camera handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 Solid thread started by a weblord seeking credibility. Show me one post where we ever mentioned a goal of become credible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Show me one post where we ever mentioned a goal of become credible? yes Tx... if that were the case and Max and Tom were looking for credibility... your a$$ would have been gone a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 Damn Tx....GG just SLAMMED YOU. Wow. You were owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 please don't eat the mints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm at Mahwah Bar and Grill getting a good beer buzz on with my girl and buddy (two separate people, just to clarify). He goes to the bathroom, I follow a few seconds behind. As a goof I pat him on the shoulder and say out loud, "hey man, great d!ck!" And then a big burly dude flushes and walks out of the stall behind me. I thought the room was empty. He nods at me and says, "his a$$ ain't half bad either". I laughed so hard I pissed on my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm at Mahwah Bar and Grill getting a good beer buzz on with my girl and buddy (two separate people, just to clarify). He goes to the bathroom, I follow a few seconds behind. As a goof I pat him on the shoulder and say out loud, "hey man, great d!ck!" And then a big burly dude flushes and walks out of the stall behind me. I thought the room was empty. He nods at me and says, "his a$$ ain't half bad either". I laughed so hard I pissed on my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Oh God put this whole thread in some sort of sanctuary. I think I just sh*t myself. Which gets me to my question, if you sh*t your pants what is the acceptable waiting period before having to change your underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Oh God put this whole thread in some sort of sanctuary. I think I just sh*t myself. Which gets me to my question, if you sh*t your pants what is the acceptable waiting period before having to change your underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 if you sh*t your pants what is the acceptable waiting period before having to change your underwear? Are there other people around? Who are they? Upholstery or hard surface chair? How much do you like the jeans you're wearing? Nuggets or puddle? These things all matter. THINK, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 if you sh*t your pants what is the acceptable waiting period before having to change your underwear? Are there other people around? Who are they? Upholstery or hard surface chair? How much do you like the jeans you're wearing? Nuggets or puddle? These things all matter. THINK, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Are there other people around? Who are they? Upholstery or hard surface chair? How much do you like the jeans you're wearing? Nuggets or puddle? These things all matter. THINK, man. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Are there other people around? Who are they? Upholstery or hard surface chair? How much do you like the jeans you're wearing? Nuggets or puddle? These things all matter. THINK, man. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 ...Just pee or sh*te for christs sakes. You don't hear us talking about our stall adventures... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 ...Just pee or sh*te for christs sakes. You don't hear us talking about our stall adventures... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Look..if i drop a #2 and it's impressive...im gonna leave it for other to enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Look..if i drop a #2 and it's impressive...im gonna leave it for other to enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 While we are on the subject I have a question: Why do some dudes flush the urinal before they take a leak? Doesn't make any sense to me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 While we are on the subject I have a question: Why do some dudes flush the urinal before they take a leak? Doesn't make any sense to me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 While we are on the subject I have a question: Why do some dudes flush the urinal before they take a leak? Doesn't make any sense to me at all. I do that all the time. If the guy before you took a squirt and didn't flush, and you wee-wee on top of his leftovers, it smells pretty damn bad. And I hate the thought of breathing in someone elses wee-wee smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 While we are on the subject I have a question: Why do some dudes flush the urinal before they take a leak? Doesn't make any sense to me at all. I do that all the time. If the guy before you took a squirt and didn't flush, and you wee-wee on top of his leftovers, it smells pretty damn bad. And I hate the thought of breathing in someone elses wee-wee smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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