jaspegs Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/sports/441.html Chris Henry changes name to Chad Johnson CINCINNATI - Following the Chad Jonson's widely reported name change to Ocho Cinco, Cincinnati Bengal Wide Receiver Chris Henry announced he has taken steps to legally change his name to Chad Johnson. During a press conference at Paul Brown Stadium, Henry said, "My name has been associated with so much controversy. As soon as the name Chad Johnson became available I decided this was my chance to upgrade my image and to get a clean start. The name Chad Johnson is not a stretch for me because I am a Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver just like the former Chad Johnson. I hope many fans of the former Chad Johnson will begin to accept me as their own." Ocho Cinco told reporters he is happy his former name has found a way to live on within the Bengals organization. Reportedly, an inmate at the Hamilton County Jail has filed paperwork to legally change his name to Chris Henry. Steven Phillips, who is serving an 11 year sentence for several gun felonies and domestic violence convictions, feels changing his name to Chris Henry is his chance to upgrade his image and to get a clean start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 WTF? This is seriously retarded. I don't find this amusing anymore. The Bengals should change Johnson' number and Henry just deserves to be in jail. The Bengals are the biggest joke I have even seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspegs Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 This franchise will fold up very soon unless they clean the house. Starting with CJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I am going to change my name to Steven Phillips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBrick Wall Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 This franchise will fold up very soon unless they clean the house. Starting with CJ. Which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 That was just too funny... I liked this one as well.... CINCINNATI - CourtTV in competition with several other cable channels has emerged as the exclusive crime oriented cable channel to partner with the Bengals organization this upcoming season. CourtTV Executive Marylin Green commented in a press briefing, "The Bengals have consistently shown the capacity for creating quality content in the crime entertainment category." CourtTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I'm changing my name to Max so I can get all the bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Brutal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 the entire Bengals organization needs to be institutionalized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Embarrassinggggggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 You guys do realize this is a joke article don't you? In the real world where the Bengals do indeed suck this season, Chris Henry has no intentions of changing his name to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspegs Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 We know its a joke, its just hilarious. The Bengals are just a terrible franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 the entire Bengals organization needs to be institutionalized. vXK0Hjfkrgw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 We know its a joke, its just hilarious. The Bengals are just a terrible franchise. If memory serves, last year the Jets stunk up the league and finished with a record worse than Cincinnati. Now it's our turn in the hole. Until Marvin Lewis resigns or is fired, not much will change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 If memory serves, last year the Jets stunk up the league and finished with a record worse than Cincinnati. Now it's our turn in the hole. Until Marvin Lewis resigns or is fired, not much will change. The Jets were bad last year. But not go to jail kind of bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 vXK0Hjfkrgw Cyco 4 Life, it's Cyco Mike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Cyco 4 Life, it's Cyco Mike! ****! All I wanted is a Pepsi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 somehow, I just can't hear henry saying this quote word for word During a press conference at Paul Brown Stadium, Henry said, "My name has been associated with so much controversy. As soon as the name Chad Johnson became available I decided this was my chance to upgrade my image and to get a clean start. The name Chad Johnson is not a stretch for me because I am a Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver just like the former Chad Johnson. I hope many fans of the former Chad Johnson will begin to accept me as their own." either his agent wrote it, or this is a fake news story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSE Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 This was an Onion.com article. Not real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 At least a couple of these are unfair, (apparently one player was tasered even as he was cooperating with officers), but this is some list. Ranking the Cincinnati Bengals Arrests By Larry Brown | June 19, 2007 - Posted in Darwin Nominees, Football, LBS' Greatest Hits They’ve had so many of them I just figured it was about time to have a little fun with their arrests. Without further ado, here’s a list of the Bengals’ finest, from best to worst. 1. Chris Henry (June 14th, ‘06) - providing alcohol to three underaged females, but did he score? 2. Chris Henry (Jan. 28th, ‘06) - possession of a concealed firearm, improper exhibition of firearm, aggravated assault with firearm, that’s a lot of firearm action 3. A.J. Nicholson (June 3rd, ‘06) - burglary, vandalism, grant theft, *bonus points for stealing electronics from a teammate, that’s not easy 4. Frostee Rucker (June 21st, ‘06) - vandalism, spousal battery, just don’t beat up that blackberry 5. Reggie McNeal (Dec. 3rd, ‘06) - resisting arrest and drug possession, always fun to catch the cops with an elbow to the chest 6. Eric Steinbach (Aug. 5th, ‘06) - boating under the influence, admit it, you didn’t even know that counted 7. A.J. Nicholson (May 18th, ‘06) - domestic violence, he restarted the streak after they had gone four months in between arrests 8. Chris Henry (June 3rd, ‘06) - DUI, 0.092, I’d blow that from a sip of Manischweitz 9. Odell Thurman (Sept. 25th, ‘06) - drunken driving, a 0.18, but he was more sober than Chris Henry or Reggie McNeal, so it’s all good 10. Deltha O’Neal (Dec. 9th, ‘06) - DWI, come on a 0.10 shouldn’t even count 11. Matthias Askew (July 22nd, ‘06) - disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, failure to comply with police officer’s order, obstructing justice, kinda boring 12. Chris Henry (Dec. 15 ‘05) - weed possession, just kids being kids 13. Quincy Wilson (June 17, ‘07) - disorderly conduct, kind of weak, but cool that the bride and groom were arrested too Source: http://larrybrownsports.com/football/ranking-the-cincinnati-bengals-arrests/612 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 bhahahahahhaahahhaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSFAN5180 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Im officially changing my name to jaspegs.This THREAD SUCKS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 ****! All I wanted is a Pepsi! fYmlpLEkQ1A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 They spend more time bullsh#ting than actually playing football, no wonder they suck so badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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