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The 0-4 Miami Dolphins


SoFlaJets

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We are, without question, in the catbird seat to land the #1 pick in the draft and the greatest quarterback prospect since John Elway; probably even better than Elway.

The Dolphins are unrecognizable on defense from a year ago. Yeremiah Bell, Sean Smith, Vontae Davis, Karlos Dansby, Paul Soliai, Kendall Langford; who are you guys? You were 10 times better than this a year ago. Kevin Burnett, yeah, great signing there. Koa Misi hasn't progressed, Cameron Wake is human, Reshad Jones is god awful.

With Henne out and Matt Moore in, we are only going to win a couple of games. But I'm okay with it. We just get to suck a little while longer (a decade and counting now) and we get the ultimate prize.

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Guys, don't worry. The Dolphins are so bad that they're not bad enough to finish with the worst record in the league and even if they do, chances are they will screw up and either not take Luck or Luck will bust out.

In other Dolphins news: Tony Sparano's Monday PC has been cancelled. Maybe Super Mario will be fired today.

The one thing I can guarantee you about the Dolphins: Stephen Ross will want a celebrity coach and will dump a ridiculous amount of money in Jon Gruden's lap and we will win as Jets fans in two ways: 1. No more Jon Gruden talking about how great Curtis Painter is on MNF (tonight is going to be brutal) and 2. Gruden is maybe the most overrated coach in NFL history and his hiring will only prolong the Dolphins suckitude. :rl:

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