Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Although you haven't logged in here since 2007, you are a guy and we just wanted to say Happy Birthday. Signed, JetNation (an equal opportunity employer and the site that still cares) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKlecko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 LOL Nice cover to help defuse the discrimination lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 What is this malarkey??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Related: Greg63 just won the latest JN raffle for two (2) field-level seats to the Jets home opener. Congrats, Greg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Related: Greg63 just won the latest JN raffle for two (2) field-level seats to the Jets home opener. Congrats, Greg! Aaaand...he's taking GATA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Is Greg the same guy that took that viral pic with Rex , hadn't posted since Giants Stadium because he was butt hurt about a PSL thread and came back to receive his accolades from a group of internet personalities that he had previously shunned? Or is that someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Considering Max's general parameters for starting a birthday thread, "greg" has probably spent the last six years in hormone therapy before finally undergoing sex reassignment surgery last week. So happy birthday, Greta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 Is Greg the same guy that took that viral pic with Rex , hadn't posted since Giants Stadium because he was butt hurt about a PSL thread and came back to receive his accolades from a group of internet personalities that he had previously shunned? Or is that someone else Different guy lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Related: Greg63 just won the latest JN raffle for two (2) field-level seats to the Jets home opener. Congrats, Greg! Damn him for posting in that one thread that one time ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Greg your having a great birthday, and Max imma let you finish, but GATA had one of the best birthdays of all time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Considering Max's general parameters for starting a birthday thread, "greg" has probably spent the last six years in hormone therapy before finally undergoing sex reassignment surgery last week. So happy birthday, Greta! Max likes gilrs? I had no idea! Happy Birthday, Greta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 my birthday's coming, guys. I hope you're all shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKlecko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 my birthday's coming, guys. I hope you're all shopping I have just the thing for you... a Richie Kotite autographed football from the one game they won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I have just the thing for you... a Richie Kotite autographed football from the one game they won I scrolled down thinking this was going in a totally different direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I scrolled down thinking this was going in a totally different direction I did too, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKlecko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I scrolled down thinking this was going in a totally different direction That was my intent! I'm no Anthony Weiner. LOL Nice to know I caught a couple of people anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 That was my intent! I'm no Anthony Weiner. LOL Nice to know I caught a couple of people anyway! No politics! I'm voting Carlos Danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Anal. um, nothing just goes in that direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 um, nothing just goes in that direction. you've never hung out with Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 you've never hung out with Tom lol I'm probably better off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 um, nothing just goes in that direction. You just need to relax, it's all about being relaxed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Greg63 for JN Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Jetnation.com, post once and we'll celebrate your birth, nominate you for captain, and share handy tips for butt sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Jetnation.com, post once and we'll celebrate your birth, nominate you for captain, and share handy tips for butt sex. The last one you don't even need to post once to get. You also forgot to mention you will also be awarded with some sort of Jets-related prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 You just need to relax, it's all about being relaxed ...this isn't about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKlecko Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Anal um, nothing just goes in that direction. you've never hung out with Tom Jetnation.com, post once and we'll celebrate your birth, nominate you for captain, and share handy tips for butt sex. The last one you don't even need to post once to get. ROFLMAO. You guys and gals are too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 You just need to relax, it's all about being relaxed With my bathrobe and slippers in tow, I strode toward my sweetie on the living room love seat. Gently rested my head on her lap, focused my breathing, and consciously slowed my heartbeat to a murmur. I envisioned ocean waves lightly lapping a pebble-stone beach behind a backdrop of string and wind instruments harmoniously holding each other in the wind. Without opening my eyes, I barely parted my lips and whispered, "butt sex, babe?" Normally I am much, much more aggressive when I try to tunnel #2, but this time was different. I took your approach. ...and it worked. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 ...this isn't about me. I know babe, I was saying that for everyone else. I know you have a beautiful and open mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 24, 2013 Author Share Posted August 24, 2013 my birthday's coming, guys. I hope you're all shopping When is your birthday? JetNation has an awesome present for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 24, 2013 Author Share Posted August 24, 2013 And if we could get this thread back in the random direction of wishing happy birthday to a poster that we don't actually know, that would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 When is your birthday? JetNation has an awesome present for you. God, it's like you don't have my user profile memorized. December 7th. It's not anyone popping out pf a cake, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 And if we could get this thread back in the random direction of wishing happy birthday to a poster that we don't actually know, that would be great. ...not anal? ok. happy belated birthday, greg63. I hope it was speciallll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 God, it's like you don't have my user profile memorized. December 7th. It's not anyone popping out pf a cake, is it? Like a cake could last long enough around the mods to have someone get into, and out of it. sheesh Smart money is on a fat guy jumping for his life out of a tofu-pot-pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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