Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Wait... you store booze at a friends house? I never even heard of that. I can't remember Nolderp, are you over 21? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I drank some Makers Mark and Sambuca. I love you so much right now. Mrs Crusher is giving Little Sal a buzz cut and the sound is making me horhny. I just re-read this. I feel dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I haven't had Sambuca in ages. I just had this funny, but weird thought, it would be ******* amazing if they stuck like you, me, jif, ctm, pac and a couple other of these tards in a house, and then made a tv show of it like real world... and it was just us drinking and be horrible human beings to each other and everyone we come across... like that show Workaholics. That would be gay. But ******* hilarious. Who would be respoisble for feeding me? Mrs Crusher has a notebook with instructiuons. Dont let me get hungry, I be klilling ****ers when Im hingry. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I just re-read this. I feel dirty. Fos Ape. Skimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Who would be respoisble for feeding me? Mrs Crusher has a notebook with instructiuons. Dont let me get hungry, I be klilling ****ers when Im hingry. . Oh, I can cook. I don't need recipes either. I got those food network champion skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I'd trade every bottle of captain morgan's and triple sec for a good bourbon or scotch. Cheap booze makes you a mess... good booze makes your dick strong, so you can **** like a ******* gladiator. So, I'm not sure what you mean by "getting the job done", but I insist you at least consider the choice of quality over quantity my friend. Dont you member be yougn Monkey? I use to drink MD20/.20 and have sex with bag loadies when I was a lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Oh, I can cook. I don't need recipes either. I got those food network champion skills. Not recipes fur face. Instructions. Do you really wanna end up high fouring little Ape-a-rella after she aces a dance recital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I'd trade every bottle of captain morgan's and triple sec for a good bourbon or scotch. Cheap booze makes you a mess... good booze makes your dick strong, so you can **** like a ******* gladiator. So, I'm not sure what you mean by "getting the job done", but I insist you at least consider the choice of quality over quantity my friend. Yeah...some day. I had a shot of $200 tequila once and it was excellent even though normally I hate tequila let alone shots of the stuff. I know quality makes a big difference but right now it's just not in my price range. Mostly I bought all these different liquors because I like making mixed drinks. It's like a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Dont you member be yougn Monkey? I use to drink MD20/.20 and have sex with bag loadies when I was a lad. I do. For some reason, I thought Nolder was close to 30 - which should put him at that "transition to quality alcohol" stage of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Yeah...some day. I had a shot of $200 tequila once and it was excellent even though normally I hate tequila let alone shots of the stuff. I know quality makes a big difference but right now it's just not in my price range. Mostly I bought all these different liquors because I like making mixed drinks. It's like a hobby. Gotcha... carry on with your bad self then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Wait... you store booze at a friends house? I never even heard of that. I can't remember Nolderp, are you over 21? Well actually all of it was at his house but I've been bringing it home over time. It's no longer the party house since he has a baby now. And yeah I'll be 24 this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Not recipes fur face. Instructions. Do you really wanna end up high fouring little Ape-a-rella after she aces a dance recital? You know that scene when King Kong tears the Trex in half by the mouth... that's what I'd do to you if you tried to eat my little girls finger. Wow. I'm actually engaging in this conversation right now. Alcohol can be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Well actually all of it was at his house but I've been bringing it home over time. It's no longer the party house since he has a baby now. And yeah I'll be 24 this summer. Ah, okay... so in about 6-8 years take the advice I posted about the good stuff. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I do. For some reason, I thought Nolder was close to 30 - which should put him at that "transition to quality alcohol" stage of his life. I AM ALREADY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Ah, okay... so in about 6-8 years take the advice I posted about the good stuff. LOL Yeah, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Bitch I don't know where you've been but this game is mine. I've already caught Verbal and it's just a matter of time before the other scum present themselves to me. Are you volunteering? ....the **** are you?! New Nolder >>>>> Old Nolder. And any version of Pac, at that. So, you all are buying the irresponsible daykill on JIF "for the lulz" and as a means of "getting a read on Crusher" ---- logic plucked by Verb straight from one of my lame-brained "trap" posts? Thoughtlessly taking the shot, then jumping on the easiest D1 lynch in the game is 3rd party behavior. IMO, nothing about what Verb has done resonates as scum hunting - and you'd think with the responsibility of being a "vig" he'd be putting in work to take an informed shot. Hell, last game he did some extensive bluffing and put out lots of bait, and he was vanilla. Wanted to see who would respond and how. The give me protection and I promise I'll do whatever you guys say is a giant WIFOM. It's not so much that I put Verb doing that as Vig to give scum something to think about as it just doesn't feel right. That said, he's out in the open right now and I think we could use him -- vig or SK. The more I type and think things out, the less I feel good about him. Blech. Next time you are in a liquor store, buy some proper whiskey. If you've only got $20 to spend, then buy a smaller bottle of good liquor. My advice: Woodford Reserve, the Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky. I personally like to pour a splash of spring water in my glass, swirl it around to wet the surface, then dump it out... then pour my bourbon. The water helps open the bourbon up a bit, without watering it down like adding a "splash" or "rocks" would do. Woodford is damn good stuff I haven't had Sambuca in ages. I just had this funny, but weird thought, it would be ******* amazing if they stuck like you, me, jif, ctm, pac and a couple other of these tards in a house, and then made a tv show of it like real world... and it was just us drinking and be horrible human beings to each other and everyone we come across... like that show Workaholics. That would be gay. But ******* hilarious. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You know that scene when King Kong tears the Trex in half by the mouth... that's what I'd do to you if you tried to eat my little girls finger. Wow. I'm actually engaging in this conversation right now. Alcohol can be awesome. More accurate depiction of the battle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 More accurate depiction of the battle: That's more accurate... I'd just want to tickle Crusher's belly in real life. Who wouldn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I'm sorry, guys. I have no idea where to vote and I won't be around before deadline tomorrow. I could just bury a vote on someone, but I'd rather be honest with you. Lost in the Nolder early 20's tequila turmoil talk is this gem of a post. I don't even know what to say about it. like seriously. I've never seen someone throw up their hands, refuse to vote, and cite honesty as the best policy. One of my favorite mafia posts of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I thought Nolder was 21/22 tbh. I know there was some kid that came around a couple years ago that DPR had to send off because he "wasn't old enough" for the game content lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 so anyway, yeah.. Nolder is scum. He's waterbugging the sh*t out of this game. Silence, to half-hearted participation, to a full out assault on Verb, to chest thumping, to posting pics of his pathetic stash of cheap liquor... I got this twerp dead to rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You know that scene when King Kong tears the Trex in half by the mouth... that's what I'd do to you if you tried to eat my little girls finger. Wow. I'm actually engaging in this conversation right now. Alcohol can be awesome. I was refrring to biting your finger. I havemt been Trex size since 6th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 ....the **** are you?! New Nolder >>>>> Old Nolder. And any version of Pac, at that. Wanted to see who would respond and how. The give me protection and I promise I'll do whatever you guys say is a giant WIFOM. It's not so much that I put Verb doing that as Vig to give scum something to think about as it just doesn't feel right. That said, he's out in the open right now and I think we could use him -- vig or SK. The more I type and think things out, the less I feel good about him. Woodford is damn good stuff lol Re: Verbal I don't get the logic of "we can use him". By keeping him alive, we force the cop to eventually have to use a viewing on him... and as long as he is taking uninformed shots, he stands to cost us as many as 2 townies per day (based purely on the odds of the game). He also stands to take out power roles, before they can actually help us corral scum. I dunno... I don't see the logic in keeping him around. Anyone have an angle that I'm not considering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 More Nolder v Pac please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I thought Nolder was 21/22 tbh. I know there was some kid that came around a couple years ago that DPR had to send off because he "wasn't old enough" for the game content lol I believe that kid was 12 and it was for the Jaws game. I'm glad DPR went Mr. Drummond on him.. How the hell do you play our brand of mafia with a kid who's testes haven't even dropped? Although we do let Hess play... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I was refrring to biting your finger. I havemt been Trex size since 6th grade LOL, my bad. It's okay. I'm not really ape sized in real life... but I do have ape arm hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 so anyway, yeah.. Nolder is scum. He's waterbugging the sh*t out of this game. Silence, to half-hearted participation, to a full out assault on Verb, to chest thumping, to posting pics of his pathetic stash of cheap liquor... I got this twerp dead to rights. Sounds more like he is Ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I believe that kid was 12 and it was for the Jaws game. I'm glad DPR went Mr. Drummond on him.. How the hell do you play our brand of mafia with a kid who's testes haven't even dropped? Although we do let Hess play... ^^^^^ Look, Pac is trying his hand at "funny". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Re: Verbal I don't get the logic of "we can use him". By keeping him alive, we force the cop to eventually have to use a viewing on him... and as long as he is taking uninformed shots, he stands to cost us as many as 2 townies per day (based purely on the odds of the game). He also stands to take out power roles, before they can actually help us corral scum. I dunno... I don't see the logic in keeping him around. Anyone have an angle that I'm not considering? That's a good enough point -- more so the cop than anything else. Bigger than the using a viewing issue would be the risk that scum have a watcher. That said, I considered his "I'll be a good boy" post to mean I'll shoot whoever you want me to. If that was the case, we could use it as we have in the past with the shots question. I don't really buy a Vig with unlimited shots in a small game like this, though -- so I do lean SK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Sounds more like he is Ape POTW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I believe that kid was 12 and it was for the Jaws game. I'm glad DPR went Mr. Drummond on him.. How the hell do you play our brand of mafia with a kid who's testes haven't even dropped? Although we do let Hess play... Wow your more tolerable after a few drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Re: Verbal I don't get the logic of "we can use him". By keeping him alive, we force the cop to eventually have to use a viewing on him... and as long as he is taking uninformed shots, he stands to cost us as many as 2 townies per day (based purely on the odds of the game). He also stands to take out power roles, before they can actually help us corral scum. I dunno... I don't see the logic in keeping him around. Anyone have an angle that I'm not considering? My "angle" is that he's not scum... but there's a remote possibility he's a SK.. Where's the end game for admitting to killing someone as scum? I can't wrap my head around that being a viable strategy. On the other hand, if we see multiple kills there's a slim chance he's a sk trying to make the play of the century. Even that is stupid.. and he doesn't have the balls to try and pull that off.. or brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 so anyway, yeah.. Nolder is scum. He's waterbugging the sh*t out of this game. Silence, to half-hearted participation, to a full out assault on Verb, to chest thumping, to posting pics of his pathetic stash of cheap liquor... I got this twerp dead to rights. so... no thoughts on verb's claim, the way he played before the reveal, the logic of keeping him around? I kind of rely on you to vet my thinking... when you are town. Also, your game can be summed up as... half-hearted "I'll get into it later" participation, to full out assault on Nolder, chest thumping, failed attempts at jokes. So yeah, pretty solid stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 That's a good enough point -- more so the cop than anything else. Bigger than the using a viewing issue would be the risk that scum have a watcher. That said, I considered his "I'll be a good boy" post to mean I'll shoot whoever you want me to. If that was the case, we could use it as we have in the past with the shots question. I don't really buy a Vig with unlimited shots in a small game like this, though -- so I do lean SK. Yep. Your nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 My "angle" is that he's not scum... but there's a remote possibility he's a SK.. Where's the end game for admitting to killing someone as scum? I can't wrap my head around that being a viable strategy. On the other hand, if we see multiple kills there's a slim chance he's a sk trying to make the play of the century. Even that is stupid.. and he doesn't have the balls to try and pull that off.. or brains. Im noever playing sober with you again. Tha little bit of nautious Im get every time you post has completely vanishe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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