joewilly12 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 . View photo NFL head coaches, via @CardsMarkD. At the annual NFL owners meetings, currently taking place in Orlando, Fla., every current NFL head coach gathered for one big class photo. Well, all but one. Take a guess who skipped out. The full photo, via Mark Dalton of the Arizona Cardinals, is above; there will be a higher-resolution copy coming soon, obviously. But already, we can make a few observations: There was no dress code whatsoever. Some guys looked like they came in off the golf course, some looked like they were ready for a formal dinner. Jim Harbaugh isn't wearing a Sharpie around his neck, but he is rocking the khakis, of course. And Andy Reid looks like he wrapped himself in grandma's drapes. Could these guys look any more uncomfortable? Seeing them without a headset and a sneer is strange. They don't know what to do with themselves. (Pete Carroll in the front right is a notably chill exception, but then you'd expect that.) Hands on knees or lap? In front or behind? Who cares? Can we just get this done so we can go watch film, huh? About half of these guys, 14 of 31, weren't with their current team just two years ago. This is not a profession for those interested in longevity. Oh, and the missing coach? One hint: he'd have shown up wearing a hoodie. Oh, and his name rhymes with "Dill Delichick." Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I really like Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Belly really didn't show up?....did they give a reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 who is the nerd in the middle row, left center in front of garrett ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 Why isn't Bele fined or New England loses a pick for not showing up? The guy is a DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Jim Caldwell counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Can there be a guy who is any more of a complete Douche than Dill Delichick.?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I could only name 17 just by recognizing the face how bout you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Did Tomlin the Steelers HC go bald over night? Or shave his head? This picture is horrible resolution. And is that Pettine next to Rex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Horrible picture for this, but see if you can match them: (If not to their picture see if you can match them to their current team) Bruce Arians Mike Smith John Harbough Doug Marrone Ron Rivera Marc Trestman Marvin Lewis Mike Pettine Jason Garrett John Fox Jim Caldwell Mike McCarthy Bill O'Brien Chuck Pagano Gus Bradley Andy Reid Joe Philbin Mike Zimmer Bill Belichick Sean Payton Tom Coughlin Rex Ryan Dennis Allen Chip Kelly Mike Tomlin Mike McCoy Jim Harbough Pete Carroll Jeff Fisher Lovie Smith Ken Whisenhunt Jay Gruden Hint? (highlight with cursor ---> The teams are listed in alphabetical order http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_National_Football_League_head_coaches) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sirlancemehlot Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Can there be a guy who is any more of a complete Douche than Dill Delichick.?? his dog is name Rill Rellicheck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He was filming them from off to the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Why isn't Bele fined or New England loses a pick for not showing up? The guy is a DICK the answer to that question is that Bill Bellichek never joined the coaches union. This is not a new development. Years ago when all the head coaches were added to John Madden football video game, they had to just call him NE COACH or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I could only name 17 just by recognizing the face how bout you ? It's amazing how many I didn't recognize. 5-10 years ago i would've easily known them all. I think it's good I don't watch as much football as I used too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I really wish he didnt love my alma mater. Makes me sick every single time I see him around my program. So gross. ///unless he wants to leave the Pats and take over the Gators Football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 the answer to that question is that Bill Bellichek never joined the coaches union. This is not a new development. Years ago when all the head coaches were added to John Madden football video game, they had to just call him NE COACH or something like that. Failing to do so throws away easy money.Pose for a few pictures, authorize your likeness, get a check worthy of a new high end car once a year; nice work for anyone. A really odd guy. Much as I've knocked Rex readily admit he seems like a genuinely good guy. Scary thought has always been that to some degree being a douchebag like Bellicheat might make for a better NFL coach. Look at the squeeze the Pats are putting on Wilfork to lower his contract number to fit Revis, much like they did with Welker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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