Sex Drugs and Rock and Role Bloodbath [Experimental]- Rusty Needles Gang Wins!

[Lizard King]

“Uncle Jesse? How can I stop myself from crying? I want to be brave for you!”

 

America’s baby sweetheart tap-danced around our living rooms for the better part of a decade.

 

Unfortunately, the throughout the present years, life seemed too tough and our little starlet caught a nasty drug habit. The crying continued, weight was lost, she took up hockey and stopped brushing her teeth, and they fell out.

 

Finally, when our sweet angel was buying a bag of crack cocaine in the dead of night, she heard a voice mumbling. “Her life is in your hands, Dude. Her life is in your hands….”

 

A figure emerged from the shadows and stabbed her in the back of the skull, with a number two pencil, which protruded out of her left eye.

 

Running down the alley, a voice shrieked:

 

“Hahaha! That’s marvelous!”

 

 

 

Verbal, aka Mary Kate Olsen, Vanilla Town, was dead!

 

IT IS STILL NIGHT

[Lizard King]

A tour de force unto the world, his genius was matched by his humor.

 

“Her life was in my hands…heh….”

 

Running, panting, heart palpitating from the bump of the stolen crack, he tripped on a crack and slipped into a clothesline that wrapped around his neck, as effectively as a noose….. and words ceased.

 

The stolen bag of crack fell out of his grasp.

 

Poetically, our star is morte.

 

 

Crusher, aka Philip Seymour Hoffman, Serial Killer, was dead!

 

IT IS STILL NIGHT

[AVM]

“Uncle Jesse? How can I stop myself from crying? I want to be brave for you!”

 

America’s baby sweetheart tap-danced around our living rooms for the better part of a decade.

 

Unfortunately, the throughout the present years, life seemed too tough and our little starlet caught a nasty drug habit. The crying continued, weight was lost, she took up hockey and stopped brushing her teeth, and they fell out.

 

Finally, when our sweet angel was buying a bag of crack cocaine in the dead of night, she heard a voice mumbling. “Her life is in your hands, Dude. Her life is in your hands….”

 

A figure emerged from the shadows and stabbed her in the back of the skull, with a number two pencil, which protruded out of her left eye.

 

Running down the alley, a voice shrieked:

 

“Hahaha! That’s marvelous!”

 

 

 

Verbal, aka Mary Kate Olsen, Vanilla Town, was dead!

 

IT IS STILL NIGHT

I always imagine Verb looking more Canadian...but other than that, seems about right.

[Lizard King]

They tried to send me back to rehab, but I said “NO!” They don’t even realize that my meta is just different ever since I got professional help!”

 

“This whole place has gone to hell! Bloody hell! Nobody tries around here anymore!” And so our modern day Ella Fitzgerald lamented for hours upon hours.

 

Enough was enough – the modern age was getting harder to produce a hit, and nobody wanted a voice, they wanted a 3:30 second, electronically mixed hit.

 

The bottle would help with the creativity. Unfortunately, she never woke up.

 

A scamper off into the darkness was heard, vaguely.

 

 

Ape, aka Amy Winehouse, a member of the Dusty Bottle clinic, was dead!

 

It is now day.

[Arsis]

Ape and pac looked forced. I called it. We have a sk, vig and nk?

[Arsis]

Why is Verbal and 80 different colors? Is that on purpose?

[Lizard King]

PAFO

[Lizard King]

Vote Count

 

 

 

With 10 beating hearts, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Integrity28]

Cool. Have fun guys, please don't ask me to play again. 

[Arsis]

vote pac

He's on ape's team

[Lizard King]

Vote Count

Pac: 1 (Arsis)

With 10 beating hearts, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Integrity28]

What are you neg repping me for? I told people I'd come back to play when I was ready, I caved to Lizzie because he asked nice and didn't want to let him down. All I'm asking is let me come back when I'm interested again, and not to ask because I notoriously have a hard time saying no to you guys. I don't like letting people down. It's my achilles. 

 

That said, I'd tell you no in a heartbeat, you bring no value to the games.

[Jetscode1]

Vote Leelou

[Lizard King]

Vote Count

Pac: 1 (Arsis)

Leelou: 1 (JC)

With 10 beating hearts, it takes 6 to lynch.

[JustInFudge]

So bloody and disgusting! Lizzy be nuts!

[JustInFudge]

Vote Leelou

For real?

[The Crusher]

Cool. Have fun guys, please don't ask me to play again. 

Agreed.  

[Pac]

umm..  Liz lots of death cool but with only 14 you have to do things to make the game last a bit.  Just a critique.

 

I'll Vote Leelou

[Pac]

Ape and pac looked forced. I called it. We have a sk, vig and nk?

 

that was not forced lol..  it was the dumbest argument all game.  I wanted to get him talking because he would expose himself if he was dirty.  I can't say I knew he was scum but something seemed off.  I doubt Crush shot him so seems like it was a vig with good aim.

[Pac]

For real?

 

Ive got this..  Leelou ignoring me early on reeks of fear.

[Jetscode1]

For real?

 

Yup...you next...lulz

[Lily]

Sorry I was gone all day. 3 deaths is a lot for one night. That's really the only thing I can comment on. 

[Lily]

Not sure where I want to vote today. I'll look things over in the morning. Well, probably more like afternoon, tbh. 

[Leelou]

Ive got this..  Leelou ignoring me early on reeks of fear.

 

Umm nope. 

[Gone]

Vote Leelou

 

Reason?

[Gone]

I'll ISO Ape's posts later today when I get a chance

[Smashmouth]

Ape and pac looked forced. I called it. We have a sk, vig and nk?

Ape was also warming up a bit to CTM but I don't think that makes Chan scum just Ape trying to keep him off his back because we all know how that usually winds up.

[Lizard King]

Vote Count

Leelou: 2 (JC, Pac)

Pac: 1 (Arsis)

With 10 beating hearts, it takes 6 to lynch.

[JustInFudge]

Vote JC

[Leelou]

 

Just saw this started...doubt I read much tonight...***sips on Guinness***

 

Argo.

 

 

 

Here's looking at you, kid.

 

  

 

 

 

Vote Leelou

 

 

 

Yup...you next...lulz

 

 

 

vote JC

[Lizard King]

Vote Count

Leelou: 2 (JC, Pac)

JC: 2 (JiF,Leelou)

Pac: 1 (Arsis)

With 10 beating hearts, it takes 6 to lynch.

[Verbal]

gg - great scene, Lizzy!

 

gl town

 

 

 

I still died after 80.  EAD!

[CTM]

I thought you were living the bachelor life now... either way, it's remarkable that you could do diarrhea into your own lap.

 

 

Only on weekend my furry friend

[CTM]

I don't really think it was funny. It's lazy. When I first started playing mafia, townies would fight to live or fight to make sure their death garnered something that could prove as "informative" later in the game. 

 

I think it's entirely possible that we can play what we used to consider "good mafia" and still be playing for the lulz. These things aren't mutually exclusive, but they have become that way over time here. 

 

 

It all started when people got tired of run up and reveal, but I still think that was the better way to play as long as it was organic

[CTM]

They tried to send me back to rehab, but I said “NO!” They don’t even realize that my meta is just different ever since I got professional help!”

 

“This whole place has gone to hell! Bloody hell! Nobody tries around here anymore!” And so our modern day Ella Fitzgerald lamented for hours upon hours.

 

Enough was enough – the modern age was getting harder to produce a hit, and nobody wanted a voice, they wanted a 3:30 second, electronically mixed hit.

 

The bottle would help with the creativity. Unfortunately, she never woke up.

 

A scamper off into the darkness was heard, vaguely.

 

 

Ape, aka Amy Winehouse, a member of the Dusty Bottle clinic, was dead!

 

It is now day.