JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, HessStation said: And hot, wet bitches. Lots of hot, wet bitches. You know, you would think that...but its not the case down there. For as poor as they are and can barely afford food, all the women are fat. It makes very little sense. But whores are cool. Or just import sluts from the states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, JiF said: You 2 are like the kids in kindergarten that have to sit on opposite sides of the room, take opposite recess breaks and different lunch times or you'll literally burn the entire school down. This is a compliment and only makes me identify with 80 as my spirit animal even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, CTM said: Is there anything I can do to help accelerate this leaving society plan? Society has had about enough of both of you turds Yes. Yes you can. Since your rich, I'm just about 200k short of my goal. Shoot me over 200k, I'll make you a 1% owner of my surf resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Oh, so it's a rip-off of The Last of the Mohicans . Gotcha. You havent seen Legend of the Falls? This means, you dont know about Tristan? WTF??? That was the day that I started thinking I could, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, JiF said: Yes. Yes you can. Since your rich, I'm just about 200k short of my goal. Shoot me over 200k, I'll make you a 1% owner of my surf resort. So a 20M valuation on a non existent surf resort? Seems legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, BallinPB said: I only carry one credit card. Good way to control yourself. I never understood people carrying around 10 credit cards. There are reasons for different cads...rewards and sh*t like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, JiF said: You know, you would think that...but its not the case down there. For as poor as they are and can barely afford food, all the women are fat. It makes very little sense. But whores are cool. Or just import sluts from the states. A whore cartel reversed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, JiF said: There are reasons for different cads...rewards and sh*t like that. I like to carry atleast 1 extra one so I can buy stuff my wife won't see. Common sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, CTM said: So a 20M valuation on a non existent surf resort? Seems legit Building it from the ground up. I've got contacts. I can build a simple, 4-5 room resort cater toward surfers for dirt cheap. Literally next to nothing. The extra 200k is just for peace of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, HessStation said: A whore cartel reversed Brilliant. If made my resort surfing with whores, CTM would definitely float me that 200k 1 minute ago, StraightCash said: I like to carry atleast 1 extra one so I can buy stuff my wife won't see. Common sense Yeah, your marriage wouldnt last long with all those male escort purchases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, JiF said: Building it from the ground up. I've got contacts. I can build a simple, 4-5 room resort cater toward surfers for dirt cheap. Literally next to nothing. The extra 200k is just for peace of mind. If it's rented for dirt cheap how does he get his 200k back? You suck at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 ^^^ should have separated those 2 posts. EXTRA REP FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Just now, StraightCash said: If it's rented for dirt cheap how does he get his 200k back? You suck at this Like I give a **** about CTM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: You may. And, like you, I'll kindly ask for seconds. Seconds? Very fond of you but your going home hungry like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 22 minutes ago, HessStation said: What. No. Wait. They're actually similar. Sorta. Anyway, Hopkins' character plays a small role as the crazy father and O.L. (original libertarian) in a plot about love triangles and sibling rivalries but he's the best part of the movie. Ohhhhhhh, so that's like those movies that Noah Wyle did. I'm following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Seconds? Very fond of you but your going home hungry like everyone else. Is that what you tell all the patrons when you walk into a buffet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I already hate all of JiF's clientele: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: I already hate all of JiF's clientele: Generous of you to suggest he would get clientele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Ohhhhhhh, so that's like those movies that Noah Wyle did. I'm following. What. No. Wait. WhoTF is Noah Wyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 44 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Ohhhhhhh, so that's like those movies that Noah Wyle did. I'm following. This is too good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 hour ago, StraightCash said: I like to carry atleast 1 extra one so I can buy stuff my wife won't see. Common sense I like having a wife that doesn't question what I spend money on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 hour ago, HessStation said: What. No. Wait. WhoTF is Noah Wyle? What? Noah Wyle, man! You know... He got his start doing dramas like ER before he moved on and become an action star in The Librarian series and Falling Skies. He's like, the TV Brad Pitt. Come on, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Integrity28 said: I like having a wife that doesn't question what I spend money on. Way to turn a joke into an opportunity to sound like a self righteous ****tard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, StraightCash said: Way to turn a joke into an opportunity to sound like a self righteous ****tard I guess if you're insecure, you take it that way. If you aren't insecure, then you recognize it as the proper other half of your joke. Don't blame me that you're a soft-bellied moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 32 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: What? Noah Wyle, man! You know... He got his start doing dramas like ER before he moved on and become an action star in The Librarian series and Falling Skies. He's like, the TV Brad Pitt. Come on, man. Lord have mercy on your souI I said "Libertarian" NOT "Librarian". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, HessStation said: Lord have mercy on your souI I said "Libertarian" NOT "Librarian". Don't be a contrarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Don't be a contrarian. What in the. #flabbergasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: I already hate all of JiF's clientele: Funny thing is, I hate surfers. But if I can use them to make some money and surf world class waves, I will do it with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, HessStation said: What in the. #flabbergasted Why are you confused? I've been following you this whole time. Oh, you know what other movie I was reminded of? That Mark Wahlberg flick where he's living in a mountain cabin with his dog before they shoot it. Such a great film that. Wahlberg is so bad-ass. He's like a more in-shape, better version of Clint Eastwood. You know who Clint is, right? I'm not being presumptuous, am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 23 minutes ago, JiF said: Funny thing is, I hate surfers. But if I can use them to make some money and surf world class waves, I will do it with a smile. Are you a self-hating surfer? It's okay, JiF. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 40 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: 12 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Why are you confused? I've been following you this whole time. Oh, you know what other movie I was reminded of? That Mark Wahlberg flick where he's living in a mountain cabin with his dog before they shoot it. Such a great film that. Wahlberg is so bad-ass. He's like a more in-shape, better version of Clint Eastwood. You know who Clint is, right? I'm not being presumptuous, am I? Don't even. Nobody ****s with Josey Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 It's about to get hot up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Ohhhhhhh, so that's like those movies that Noah Wyle did. I'm following. I get Noah Wyle comparisons quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, JiF said: I get Noah Wyle comparisons quite a bit. Noah Wyle with a turkey neck. LOL I used to get Joey from Friends in my twenties. C. Thomas Howell (Ponyboy) in high school. In my thirties I got Bruce Willis, then I got fat and hair receded and it became Kevin James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, HessStation said: Don't even. Nobody ****s with Josey Wales. Josey Wales? Nah. Bob Lee Swagger is a much cooler name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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