AVM Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Integrity28 said: unvote, vote SMC WTF did you guys do last game, break the Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Smashmouth said: so your scum ? Maybe Smash. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, AVM said: WTF did you guys do last game, break the Ape? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, Hallia said: I'm a tone/gut based player for sure Now your mocking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SMC Posted May 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, AVM said: WTF did you guys do last game, break the Ape? Actually, Ape not only caused Brett to quite mafia in the signup thread, but he essentially orchestrated the lynch and modkilling (including himself) of his entire mason team. I can understand how Ape does not have a thirst for blood at the moment. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallia Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Never! Ily bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leelou Posted May 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, AVM said: WTF did you guys do last game, break the Ape? I went on a killing streak. Bye Bye Slytherin. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, HessStation said: Maybe Smash. Maybe. Say it ain't so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Leelou said: Say it ain't so. *draws sword, stumbles backward, looks around, runs into the forest as fast as possible* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 CURRENT VOTE COUNT: Wombat (4) - Dan, JVoR, Crusher, 80 Pac (2) - Ballin, Verb CTM (2) - Leelou, Hess Hally (1) - Lily AVM (1) - Smash Ape (1) - JC Ballin (1) - Pac 80 (1) - Wombat SMC (1) - Ape Crusher (1) - SMC With 19 players, it takes 10 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 The drummers beat faster and faster, building into a crescendo that stops all conversations and leaves the group staring... but it still seemed like a "show" until the drummers started screaming. Wild-eyed and sounding like nothing more than a pitched battle, the insanity built to a breaking point, followed by a huge explosion and cloud of smoke. The silence was complete then, until a man stepped out of the smoke, bowed, and smiled upon the group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 "Oh, good, listen - I want another White Russian. And let's get a round of shots for the table - yeah? - Sex on the Beach shots. One for everybody, okay chief?" Pac turns back to the table and picks up the story he was telling before the drumming got crazy. The Voodoo Man drops his smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 In a deep, baritone voice, the man booms... "You are all cursed! it is too late to leave! You will become a grand sacrifice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 HESS WHAT DO WE DO?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, AVM said: HESS WHAT DO WE DO?! I just pissed myself in the forest I'm coming back to the group 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallia Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Panic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Hello voodoo man I'm the foodoo man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DPR Posted May 3, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 3, 2016 A deep laugh comes from behind the group and everyone spins around... It's Crusher. And he ate all of the hors'de'ovres. "Sorry. I panicked. No way this spread is going to waste - no way." "Fools!..." "Hey, can you hold on a minute? We're figuring out the appetizer situation here..." Hess is obviously annoyed and gives the Voodoo Man the hand. The Voodoo Man strides over and stares Hess down. "You've got another situation to worry about! Your lives!" "What are you going to kill us with? Bad fashion?" CTM snorts and tosses back what's left in his glass before he mumbles, "I'm dating a 19 year old who dresses better than that..." The Voodoo Man works into a face of rage, ready to explode when Leelou screams... "Oh my GOD! Verbal! Stop rubbing yourself!" Verb jumps. "Sorry. I do that when I get nervous..." "You don't look nervous!' He shrugs. "I do it when I get excited too." The Voodoo Man now wears a look of disgust across his features. "WHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!" Out of nowhere, JiF appears on a Wave Trike - beyond all explanation, he's peddling it across the sand. With another yell, he bunny hops and crashes over The Voodoo Man. "Sweeeeeeeeeet!" Many of you nod in appreciation. "Thou hath been smited!" Ape looks at Wombat, "Dude, no one talks like that." Wombat frowns. "Whatever." Dan looks at JVoR, "This is horrible! What is this? Who was that man?" Before JVoR can even say 'I don't know', Pac breaks in... "I just hope he got that order in - the service here could be a little better." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Hello voodoo man I'm the foodoo man. I guess that makes me doodoo man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: I guess that makes me doodoo man You and the player formerly known as Spoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 hours ago, AVM said: WTF did you guys do last game, break the Ape? 2 hours ago, SMC said: Actually, Ape not only caused Brett to quite mafia in the signup thread, but he essentially orchestrated the lynch and modkilling (including himself) of his entire mason team. I can understand how Ape does not have a thirst for blood at the moment. Not going to get into discussing last game. I didn't really intend on playing again for a while, but Wes asked and I appreciate the recruiting he was doing. Several things at play here: I've got a bunch on my plate at work and home. I have been tinkering with different approaches to playing. I haven't actually read any of the game yet, other than skimming and cherry-picking comments best suited for wisecracks. I'm trying to decide what the threshold for minimum effort is for me, since I've only ever known how to give 150%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Not going to get into discussing last game. I didn't really intend on playing again for a while, but Wes asked and I appreciate the recruiting he was doing. Several things at play here: I've got a bunch on my plate at work and home. I have been tinkering with different approaches to playing. I haven't actually read any of the game yet, other than skimming and cherry-picking comments best suited for wisecracks. I'm trying to decide what the threshold for minimum effort is for me, since I've only ever known how to give 150%. I'm leading on post. I got this. Get behind the Fatman, plenty of space back there. No idea who scum is but I would kill either wombat- no reason. Ballin - gut or possibly somebody else. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Not going to get into discussing last game. I didn't really intend on playing again for a while, but Wes asked and I appreciate the recruiting he was doing. Several things at play here: I've got a bunch on my plate at work and home. I have been tinkering with different approaches to playing. I haven't actually read any of the game yet, other than skimming and cherry-picking comments best suited for wisecracks. I'm trying to decide what the threshold for minimum effort is for me, since I've only ever known how to give 150%. less ape improves the town's odds signficantly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, CTM said: less ape improves the town's odds signficantly Yes if we don't fall asleep first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Leelou said: Would anyone mind if I shot Ballin? Shoot the Ape and you'll get scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Jetscode1 said: Shoot the Ape and you'll get scum. Guarantee or gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 4, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2016 I viewed Dan. I was not disappointed. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Just now, Jets Voice of Reason said: I viewed Dan. I was not disappointed. ^^ doing it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Guarantee or gtfo Unless there is a bastard ape is scum...only wish I had a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Just now, Jetscode1 said: Unless there is a bastard ape is scum...only wish I had a gun. Have you been taking your meds? Starting to scare me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 4, 2016 Author Share Posted May 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Yes if we don't fall asleep first. We might have a shorter deadline, just to perk things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, CTM said: less ape improves the town's odds signficantly Yes, the town does exceedingly well when they all just sit back, mouths agape, wondering who is going to do the work. My philosophy on mafia is the same as my philosophy on innovation. Failure is part of doing it well. The question that should be asked after failure is "why did this attempt fail?" not "who is at fault for this failure?" You seem 100% focused on the latter. Like a cliche manager, not like an entrepreneur. Boom. I run this sh*t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, CTM said: less ape improves the town's odds signficantly we don't agree on much but this... this, we agree on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, D P R said: We might have a shorter deadline, just to perk things up. You could pay me per post, if you really want to get it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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