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15 hours ago, The Crusher said:

When I was a young lad men were men and cigarette smoking was good for you. Seat belts were for decoration only and only retards wore helmets riding a bike. If you sucked at sports everyone made fun of you till you got better and if you didn't your father ignored you and blamed your mother. Strangers were people in the neighborhood that would rat you out to your parents if you did something wrong. They didn't kidnap you bang you in the ass and discard your body in a swamp half burnt in Florida. Grand pappy had grossly disfigured faded tats from the Great War and when you asked him what the figure is he stared at you with glossed over eyes and told you to get him a beer. Telephones were in houses and booths. Not in your pocket or on your wrist. Bruce Jenner was an American hero and he still peed standing up. If you liked a girl you walked up and told her, then she looked at you in horror, ran away. Then you thought to yourself, " wow she really likes me." Eventually you would take her to a movie and she would kiss you goodnight and you had to walk home bent over because boners have no conscious or off switch for that matter. Spank material was precious and very hard to find. Unmixing HBO channels as you squint to see a little nipple was a popular go to. Stealing your uncles or fathers Playboys, Penthouse or a hustlers and then wondering why most of the pages were stuck together. Until that magical day you realize, oh damn, jizm is basically elmers glue that flies out after you shake the bottle for six minutes. Nowadays a kid can type in anything and in 60 seconds learn more about teh sex than we did in ten years. So **** you and your modern world and values. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and spank to three is company re-runs. Come on .. don't act like you never did. 

The wonderful days of going into my parents room when they werent home because my dad had the black box and watching channel 70.  Good times.

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46 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Your dog is fat.

Look at Nol gettin' all salty!

8 minutes ago, Nolder said:

It reinforces negative sterotypes about "nerdy" people while misrepresenting geek culture.

Aaaannd you ruined it. Oh well.

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4 hours ago, Nynaeve said:

Vote Ape

There are nuances in his play. Called it. :P

lol, nice

45 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

The wonderful days of going into my parents room when they werent home because my dad had the black box and watching channel 70.  Good times.

Soooooo... you fapped in your parents room? That's some Charles Manson sh*t.

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1 hour ago, Nynaeve said:

HOW CAN YOU HATE BIG BANG THEORY, YOU MONSTER!

I used to hate it and would not go near it. Now that I watched a few episodes and got to know the characters that show is freaking hilarious been watching all the re runs for months now

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Just now, Smashmouth said:

I used to hate it and would not go near it. Now that I watched a few episodes and got to know the characters that show is freaking hilarious been watching all the re runs for months now

Cool story, bro.

 

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53 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

But it's funny!

 

9 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I used to hate it and would not go near it. Now that I watched a few episodes and got to know the characters that show is freaking hilarious been watching all the re runs for months now

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