Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted June 25, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2020 How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share Posted June 27, 2020 This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Clouds Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you have lost, is a pigeon. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 Why didn't the photon need help with his bags at the hotel? He was traveling light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Escalators can never break. They just become stairs., 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Escalators can never break. They just become stairs., That's not a dad joke. That's a Mitch Hedberg joke. Though I think it went "escalator temporarily stairs" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 36 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: That's not a dad joke. That's a Mitch Hedberg joke. Though I think it went "escalator temporarily stairs" Exactly. Loved that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 my brothers 9 year old told her dad this one Knock Knock Who's there P00P P00P who? Mr. P00P man (i don't get it ... or even know if there's anything to get) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCEastFan Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I almost bought a burial plot today, but then came to my senses. It's the last thing I need. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCEastFan Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 My yacht-building business has been going very well. Sails are going through the roof. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCEastFan Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I went to the store to buy some dead batteries, but they were given to me free of charge. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Clouds Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2020 Author Share Posted July 13, 2020 You hear the rumor about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 25, 2020 Author Share Posted July 25, 2020 Are you excited about the new Schwarzenegger movie where he'll play a composer? He’ll be Bach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Clouds Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 My wife told me, “You should write a book, instead of these stupid Dad jokes”. I said, “That’s a novel idea”!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 31, 2020 Author Share Posted July 31, 2020 Did you guys hear about that French cheese factory explosion? There was de brie everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Why did the class dislike the geology professor? He'd often talk schist and was just not very gneiss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 1, 2020 Author Share Posted August 1, 2020 I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99 % of you will never get it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Larz Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Say knock knock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Tom Brady is unboxing his stuff at his new home in Tampa. Jizz-L and the kids werent there yet. He answers a knock on the door to see his toothless, meth addicted Florida Man neighbor. The neighbor says to him "Howdy, thought i'd welcome you to the neighborhood by invitin ya to a party i'm havin tonight. Gonna be lota of eatin an drinkin an fightin an ****in." Tom replies, "that sounds great, whay should i wear?" Neighbor shoots back, "dont much matter, jus gonna be you and me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Antonio Brown, TO, OBJ and Andy Dick sittin in a hit tub, whan all of a sudden, splooge is floating on top. Andy Dick stands up and yells out "Who farted?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 How many Dolphins fans can sit on a barstool at the same time? 4 if you turn it upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyJersey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Few people know what caused the Aaron Rodgers/ Danica Patrick break up, but the rumor mill says this is what happened. Aaron asked her, "Danica, what does your vagina look like?" She says, "Before or after sex?" He says, "Before sex." "It looks like the petals of a flower," she answers. Aaron wondered, "Well how about after sex, then." Danica thought for a moment, then asked him, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 On 7/3/2020 at 11:03 AM, ljr said: Mr. P00P man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Why did Mr. Potato Head refuse to allow his daughter to marry the TV personality? Because he was a common tater. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 22, 2020 Author Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Why did Mr. Potato Head refuse to allow his daughter to marry the TV personality? Because he was a common tater. Thanks for the return to actual Dad jokes, lol. Those last few by DirtyJersey are another category entirely. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 Son, there was a time where I couldn't pay the electricity bills. It was the darkest time of my life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 What's the corn chip couple's favorite dance move? Dipping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 What did one pig say to the other as they were feeding at the trough? Don't make a big hog of yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 My wife was really mad at me because I have no sense of direction so I packed up my bags and right! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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