JetNation fight to the death

[johnny green balls]

Crafty is good but it does not mix well with brittle bones. His hip would be the first bone in the competition to break.

we were at a hurricanes game once and this guy was being an ahole to my little brother. so my dad told him to F off and go grab him a soda and a brat which engraged the guy. there was a random dude sitting near us who obviously had also had enough of this guy's loud mouth all game so he pounced on him and started pummelling him in our defense. what did sj do? he gathered us up and bolt while our newfound friend beat that sucka down. old guys get stupid young guys to fight for them.

[Smizzy]

Garb, you want in on the next fight? You're in.

There will be more ladies in the next round. And jello.

Yes...the next rd is for the HEAVYWEIGHT Division. Tabor & Max are favorites to make the finals.

[Smizzy]

we were at a hurricanes game once and this guy was being an ahole to my little brother. so my dad told him to F off and go grab him a soda and a brat which engraged the guy. there was a random dude sitting near us who obviously had also had enough of this guy's loud mouth all game so he pounced on him and started pummelling him in our defense. what did sj do? he gathered us up and bolt while our newfound friend beat that sucka down. old guys get stupid young guys to fight for them.

Which is why he goes down first in the one-on-one batttle to the death.

[johnny green balls]

Which is why he goes down first in the one-on-one batttle to the death.

a straight up fight, probably. too bad he'll poison everyone's pre-fight meals and try to run over them in the parking lot of the arena.

[TaborJet]

Yes...the next rd is for the HEAVYWEIGHT Division. Tabor & Max are favorites to make the finals.

I would lose, since I would be pre-occupied watching the ladies of JN in a jello-wrestling match. Max is out, since he would be eating all the jello.

[Garb]

Maybe you could have tag-team matches.

First up: Ward (SJ) and The Beaver (JGB) vs. Al (Max) and Bud (Smizzy) Bundy.

[Bob]

You people have NO idea. I'm going to spare Mrs. T because she's pretty and nice.

The rest of you are toast. They won't even find the bodies.

[johnny green balls]

Maybe you could have tag-team matches.

First up: Ward (SJ) and The Beaver (JGB) vs. Al (Max) and Bud (Smizzy) Bundy.

[Smizzy]

You people have NO idea. I'm going to spare Mrs. T because she's pretty and nice.

The rest of you are toast. They won't even find the bodies.

Bob...the first place the Cops will look is the Stache.

[Bob]

Bob...the first place the Cops will look is the Stache.

They can bust Ron Guidry, then. I haven't had a 'stache in months.

[TaborJet]

You people have NO idea. I'm going to spare Mrs. T because she's pretty and nice.

The rest of you are toast. They won't even find the bodies.

It is appreciated, Bob. But wrong on so many levels.

Mrs. T will turn on you and rip you to shreds.

[Bob]

It is appreciated, Bob. But wrong on so many levels.

Mrs. T will turn on you and rip you to shreds.

I figured that. That's why I voted for her.

I've had a good run.

[jetophile]

Thanks JP.

You bet. Wait until you have as many candles as me and the house nearly ignites. Then again, it may have just been me waving sparklers around the living-room in my underpants this past February, "Oooo, me! It's my Birthday, me!" Er, when nobody was around.

[MrsTaborJet]

You people have NO idea. I'm going to spare Mrs. T because she's pretty and nice.

Awww, shucks. Thanks! Somehow I'm leading right now, I do not get this!

Mrs. T will turn on you and rip you to shreds.

Sweet. Thanks. Can you all feel the love?

I would lose, since I would be pre-occupied watching the ladies of JN in a jello-wrestling match. Max is out, since he would be eating all the jello.

You lose on so many levels, but back to the Jello... If I win this do I advance to the next round? I want in on this Jello thing.

[jetophile]

your post count scares me, maybe i should have included you, i didn't know you'd call in the devil

Back-tracking, I hate the fact that 'Lounge' posts count. I've said it more than once, but can you entertain the idea of nixing that, Smizzizzle, Smizzazzle, Max-axle-axle-corporated? I feel a 'Laverne and Shirley' tune coming on.

Never liked the idea that 'Lounge' posts add to the tally. I post in here a hell of a lot misself, but I hate that it 'counts'. I object! Hell, get rid of post counts altogether so everybody feels cozy. Works for me.

[war ensemble]

Back-tracking, I hate the fact that 'Lounge' posts count. I've said it more than once, but can you entertain the idea of nixing that, Smizzizzle, Smizzazzle, Max-axle-axle-corporated? I feel a 'Laverne and Shirley' tune coming on.

Never liked the idea that 'Lounge' posts add to the tally. I post in here a hell of a lot misself, but I hate that it 'counts'. I object! Hell, get rid of post counts altogether so everybody feels cozy. Works for me.

What does post count matter at all, honestly? In my opinion, it's just unneccessary work for max and co. I've never seen anyone complain about it (besides you), I don't really see why it matters whether it's there or not.

[jetophile]

What does post count matter at all, honestly? In my opinion, it's just unneccessary work for max and co. I've never seen anyone complain about it (besides you), I don't really see why it matters whether it's there or not.

Precisely as to to the first part; but perhaps I'm alone on 'Lounge' posts as well. Just my thoughts.

EDIT: Not looking to cause a fuss. Besides, it's only a suggestion. A subliminal one at that. Look into my eyes....

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Hell, get rid of post counts altogether so everybody feels cozy. Works for me.

Do you really want an Ecurb Fatwa on you?

[war ensemble]

Precisely as to to the first part; but perhaps I'm alone on 'Lounge' posts as well. Just my thoughts.

EDIT: Not looking to cause a fuss. Besides, it's only a suggestion. A subliminal one at that. Look into my eyes....

Damnit, your eyes are like two tiny dots, next time get one with a bit bigger eyes so it doesn't hurt my eyes.

I honestly don't care either way, so I wouldn't be the one to argue with you.

[jetophile]

Do you really want an Ecurb Fatwa on you?

Snicker. And son of a b*tch, that post counted.

[124]

Easily would be 124. No questions asked. Many of these posters look like cats to me, the big bad bear.

[gg]

i think it would be jetophile... hands down! she has got moxie!!!

[Boozer76]

I've met Smizzy, I doubt anyone would be able to hand him an easy beat down.

[Garb]

Easily would be 124. No questions asked. Many of these posters look like cats to me, the big bad bear.

Speaking of Bears -

One of my co-workers, (we work on a lot of projects together), is very open about his gay lifestyle. Good for him. Anyway, we "talk." Sometimes I am amazed at the things I learn. There is a new movement in the gay community. A movement where more tolerance and acceptance is encouraged amongst gay men in regards to beauty. Historically, fat, old, ugly gay men "suffer" as much as women that do not meet society's lofty standards. The movement was speardheaded by a sub-group he belongs to. They are called the BEARS. Bears - because this group is comprised of men that have beards, are hairy, and are big.

Joe, you don't want to be a big bad bear, trust me.

As a side note, he was telling me that most gay couples have open relationships. I don't get it. Why have a relationhsip then? Then I remembered - they are men, afterall. LOL!

[jetsrule128]

i would kick all your asses

[faba]

I admit I am a wimp-but I have a Italian temper so watch out.

[Garb]

I admit I am a wimp-but I have a Italian temper so watch out.

Ooooh, I know all about that whole Italian temper thing. Scary. I feel a tantrum coming up, actually. It's been a long time coming. Watch out!

[Bob]

Joe, you don't want to be a big bad bear, trust me.

Garb, it wasn't easy for the lad to come out of the closet. Don't make it harder for him.

You GO, Joe!

[124]

How are bears gay?

Okay, I'm a ****ing Wolverine, is that better?

[CrazyCarl40]

I voted for Mrs. Tabor just for the fact that none of you would be man enough to hit her and I doubt she'd be bashful in laying you guys out.

[L.I.MikeBleedsGreen]

I voted for Sj ,Is it just me or does Sj seem like the kinda old dude that would Poke you in the F'ing eye right before kicking you in the Balls??

[drago]

I voted for Sj ,Is it just me or does Sj seem like the kinda old dude that would Poke you in the F'ing eye right before kicking you in the Balls??

potw nom, because its true.

[Thor99]

Speaking of Bears -

One of my co-workers, (we work on a lot of projects together), is very open about his gay lifestyle. Good for him. Anyway, we "talk." Sometimes I am amazed at the things I learn. There is a new movement in the gay community. A movement where more tolerance and acceptance is encouraged amongst gay men in regards to beauty. Historically, fat, old, ugly gay men "suffer" as much as women that do not meet society's lofty standards. The movement was speardheaded by a sub-group he belongs to. They are called the BEARS. Bears - because this group is comprised of men that have beards, are hairy, and are big.

Joe, you don't want to be a big bad bear, trust me.

As a side note, he was telling me that most gay couples have open relationships. I don't get it. Why have a relationhsip then? Then I remembered - they are men, afterall. LOL!

Thank god for cubs.

[Jet/BosoxFan]

If it's a battle of wits in any way shape and form, Bugg wins hands down. As far as i can tell, nobody else in the fight has 2 brain cells to rub together.

[drago]

If it's a battle of wits in any way shape and form, Bugg wins hands down. As far as i can tell, nobody else in the fight has 2 brain cells to rub together.

ignorance is bliss