Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 When the subject of steroids comes up...Tom has always said that the reason everybody hates Yankee fans is because they are such predictable front-runners and mind-bogglingly fickle. Case in point: Jason Giamboo sticks a few needles up his ass and hit a few homeruns over the course of a week or two. Suddenly, every thread is a Juicin' Jason ball-washing thread. Theyre even saying how they all supported him through all this crap, when in actuality, the crapstorm isnt even close to finished yet! Bottom line: Tom was right...the treachery of Yankee fans knows NO bounds! You deserve what this team is going to do to you this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 One Word, muh-man, one word ... GIAMBINO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 yeah yeah we know. And we know you'll drop him like a bad habit when he breaks down from the juice again. Ray Charles could see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Take your measley one title in the modern era and shove it up your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Hey Num-Nutz I think you are in favor of getting Lowell, a suspected juicer to team with guaranteed juicers ManRam, Gorilla, Veridouche, and Kaplar. Keep it real, will ya' GEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAM-BEEEEEEEEEE-NOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 Wow...Giamboo K's in a huge at bat with the tying run at 3rd and 1 out...and he still gets a pass from you guys??? You guys are really chug-a-luggin' that Kool-Aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Thank you, my YEP Guest of Honor brother. I'm actually hoping Giambitch wins AL MVP so Big Stein has to explain why they were going to cut him a month ago, you know, before he went back on the roids. Those Yanks are so moralistic, how could they possibly celebrate a known juicer winning the MVP in pinstripes!?!?? Somehow, I think they'll deal with the existential angst and try to sell 4 billion Giambi jerseys again. Did they start printing those again? I know they stopped for awhile there. Hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Thank you, my YEP Guest of Honor brother. I'm actually hoping Giambitch wins AL MVP so Big Stein has to explain why they were going to cut him a month ago, you know, before he went back on the roids. Those Yanks are so moralistic, how could they possibly celebrate a known juicer winning the MVP in pinstripes!?!?? Somehow, I think they'll deal with the existential angst and try to sell 4 billion Giambi jerseys again. Did they start printing those again? I know they stopped for awhile there. Hmmmmm Giambi was tested on 7/6. He came up clean. FYI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Michael Kay actually had the audacity to point out how smart the Yanks were sticking with Giambi when everyone else had given up on him. Kay seems to forget his own words where he said Giambi should accept the demotion to the minors for the good of the team as the Yanks are stuck with him. Good for Jason but Kay is a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Giambi was tested on 7/6. He came up clean. FYI. Why let facts get in the way of Tom looking like an idiot? I think that's entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Face it. Giambi is clean, and on a TEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Manny and Papi were tested earlier in the season and came up clean too. So, Jason, Manny and Papi are either ALL clean or they ALL use a really good masking agent.....You all make the call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Wow...Giamboo K's in a huge at bat with the tying run at 3rd and 1 out...and he still gets a pass from you guys??? You guys are really chug-a-luggin' that Kool-Aid He hit two homers, asswipe. Yeah, that gets him a pass for an AB or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 He hit two homers, asswipe. Yeah, that gets him a pass for an AB or two. He gets a pass just like Garroid? How come Barry doesn't get a pass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 How the be a "real Yankee": 1) Be a Good Guy, hit well= Real Yankee 2) Rape Kittens, hit well= Real Yankee 3) Get Busted 7 times for coke, pitch well= Real Yankee 4) Use Roids, hit well= Real Yankee But... 1) Be a Good Guy, hit/pitch poorly= Ex-Yankee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Steve Howe got busted around 9 times; Darryl Strawberry 5 times. Who ya talkin' about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Steve Howe got busted around 9 times; Darryl Strawberry 5 times. Who ya talkin' about? In fairness, only about 5 of Howe's suspensions came as a Yankee and maybe 3 of Straw's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 How the be a "real Yankee": 1) Be a Good Guy, hit well= Real Yankee 2) Rape Kittens, hit well= Real Yankee 3) Get Busted 7 times for coke, pitch well= Real Yankee 4) Use Roids, hit well= Real Yankee But... 1) Be a Good Guy, hit/pitch poorly= Ex-Yankee That's not to far from the truth .. being a Yankee is all about getting it done on the field .. I admit it If you can't get it done on the field, I don't care if you should be knighted for sainthood ... you're out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 He gets a pass just like Garroid? How come Barry doesn't get a pass? Baby Bonds does not hit homers for the Yankees. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Michael Kay is a homer. I understand he is a Yankee announcer but, the guy is a pure homer. Listen to Ron Santo on the Cubbie Radio and you will undertstand what a homer announcer is. Also, have you noticed how big Kay's head is? I mean physically, he has to wear like a size 8 1/2 to 9 hat. That is a huge melon! LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 (Time for recollection of past JBF posts from the old JI message bored...oops, I mean board) One of the very first warnings I received from the warmongering powers-that-be was to "Cease and desist all posts relating to the size of the head of Jason Kidd's son TJ Kidd." I know his momma is a total MILF...but Holy God, ever see the size of that kid's freakin' head? I think it has it's own moon! I'll put TJ's head up against that of Michael Kay's any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.