Thor99 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 It's worth the click. 1N29vkIT3eo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 It's worth the click. What the duck is up with that avatar pic ? (sorry, I couldn't resist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 1. How could you fall asleep during face tattoos? 2. What is up with the tattoo artist's tattoos? 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 1. How could you fall asleep during face tatoos? 2. What is up with the tatoo artist's tatoos? 3. 4. Tattoo has 2 T's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 People are really ****ing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 The tattoo artist is scary looking. And she's a dummy. How the f#ck do you fall asleep while getting a tattoo? Its her fault for not supervising the freak giving her star tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/17/2009-06-17_teen_sues_over_face_tattoos_.html ...Although Toumaniantz maintains that Vlaeminck asked for all 56 stars and he has the witnesses to prove it, he is willing to split the cost of removal. "Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client," Toumaniantz said. "There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost." Toumaniantz insists that Vlaeminck left his shop happy and satisfied with the job he had done decorating her face. She only started complaining after her father and her boyfriend saw her and were horrified, the Daily Mail says. Vlaeminck blames the language barrier for the mess up. She asked for the three stars in French and limited English, and she says Toumaniantz didn't understand her. But the tattoo artist maintains he understood her perfectly. "She asked for 56 stars and that's what she got," he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I believe the scary looking tattoo artist. The likely story is that she got what she wanted and then complained after someone in her family complained. Unless she was stoned out of her mind there was no way she could have fell asleep during the procedure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 4. Tattoo has 2 T's Didn't even notice that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDown Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 This chick is full of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 In the article I read it said she didn't wake up until she felt pain in her nose when he started tattooing that. She's lucky that's all that hurt when she woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 In the article I read it said she didn't wake up until she felt pain in her nose when he started tattooing that. She's lucky that's all that hurt when she woke up. If she can sleep so soundly, make one wonder how many times she's been the victim of sleep sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 stupid is as stupid does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 If she can sleep so soundly, make one wonder how many times she's been the victim of sleep sex. And you're also wondering how you can contact her, aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 And you're also wondering how you can contact her, aren't you. Nah, I'd rather have a sandwich. Plus, she has the wrong naughty bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 And you're also wondering how you can contact her, aren't you. Well, we would have, if she didn't have that **** all over her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I believe the scary looking tattoo artist. The likely story is that she got what she wanted and then complained after someone in her family complained. Unless she was stoned out of her mind there was no way she could have fell asleep during the procedure. Not to mention... Who the hell would fall asleep around that creepy dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 If she can sleep so soundly, make one wonder how many times she's been the victim of sleep sex. Meh, victimless crime, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Not to mention... Who the hell would fall asleep around that creepy dude? .....I 'dunno, but if your wife can fall asleep with you around, I suspect it's easier than you think, Double Cheesburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Meh, victimless crime, imo. everyone is a winner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 .....I 'dunno, but if your wife can fall asleep with you around, I suspect it's easier than you think, Double Cheesburger. Did you look at that dude? Gurantee he stars in at least one nightmare of mine over the next couple weeks. Im just fat, not necessarily scary..... Unless of course Im falling and your South of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Did you look at that dude? Gurantee he stars in at least one nightmare of mine over the next couple weeks. Im just fat, not necessarily scary..... Unless of course Im falling and your South of me. Cheeseburger, I'm just attempting to be funny at your expense. I'm sure your wife loves you and isn't scared.... I had a really big woman fall on me once - subway - heading to Harvard Square - a 300+ woman gets on - stands in front of me holding on to the railing above. I ask her if she wants to sit. She responds "no thank you, but bless you child." The Subway comes to a screeching halt - she falls on me - splat - right on me - she's says, "oh sorry, so sorry I fell on you, so sorry, so sorry. Oh Miss, so sorry." Meanwhile, she's still on me.....I wanted to scream "get the eff off me!" I didn't....but she finally managed to get herself up with the assistance fo some kind strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Cheeseburger, I'm just attempting to be funny at your expense. I'm sure your wife loves you and isn't scared.... I had a really big woman fall on me once - subway - heading to Harvard Square - a 300+ woman gets on - stands in front of me holding on to the railing above. I ask her if she wants to sit. She responds "no thank you, but bless you child." The Subway comes to a screeching halt - she falls on me - splat - right on me - she's says, "oh sorry, so sorry I fell on you, so sorry, so sorry. Oh Miss, so sorry." Meanwhile, she's still on me.....I wanted to scream "get the eff off me!" I didn't....but she finally managed to get herself up with the assistance fo some kind strangers. Thats probably the most action you've seen in awhile huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 anybody stupid enuff to put a tatoo on the face deserves that to happen to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Cheeseburger, I'm just attempting to be funny at your expense. I'm sure your wife loves you and isn't scared.... I had a really big woman fall on me once - subway - heading to Harvard Square - a 300+ woman gets on - stands in front of me holding on to the railing above. I ask her if she wants to sit. She responds "no thank you, but bless you child." The Subway comes to a screeching halt - she falls on me - splat - right on me - she's says, "oh sorry, so sorry I fell on you, so sorry, so sorry. Oh Miss, so sorry." Meanwhile, she's still on me.....I wanted to scream "get the eff off me!" I didn't....but she finally managed to get herself up with the assistance fo some kind strangers. I don't talk about this much. but awhile back I went thru this cross dressing phase. It was just a phase. At the time I was living in Harvard Square. I was doing some grad work in ass-stroke physics. I was taking the tube and this little semi grumpy chick wearing a patriots jersey offered me her seat. I said no cause of the whole Jets Patsy thing. I ended up falling on her and she nailed me with a reach around. Thats the moment I decided I was straight(for the most part). True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Cheeseburger, I'm just attempting to be funny at your expense. I'm sure your wife loves you and isn't scared.... I had a really big woman fall on me once - subway - heading to Harvard Square - a 300+ woman gets on - stands in front of me holding on to the railing above. I ask her if she wants to sit. She responds "no thank you, but bless you child." The Subway comes to a screeching halt - she falls on me - splat - right on me - she's says, "oh sorry, so sorry I fell on you, so sorry, so sorry. Oh Miss, so sorry." Meanwhile, she's still on me.....I wanted to scream "get the eff off me!" I didn't....but she finally managed to get herself up with the assistance fo some kind strangers. seems like you actually enjoyed the humongous balloons in your face, please explain, slowly, how it really felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 seems like you actually enjoyed the humongous balloons in your face, please explain, slowly, how it really felt. Um......no.....this had to have happened 10 years ago. It was traumatic. Another time - about 6 months later - a wasted chick decided to sit next to me on the subway to Harvard Square. I think she was hallucinating. She starts patting my head, stroking my hair.......I mean Hello?????? I told her to stop and to move away....she didn't...she raises her hand to touch me again.....I jam my elbow into her side really hard.....and then walked away. Freakin' freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Um......no.....this had to have happened 10 years ago. It was traumatic. Another time - about 6 months later - a wasted chick decided to sit next to me on the subway to Harvard Square. I think she was hallucinating. She starts patting my head, stroking my hair.......I mean Hello?????? I told her to stop and to move away....she didn't...she raises her hand to touch me again.....I jam my elbow into her side really hard.....and then walked away. Freakin' freak. so you like it rough? I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 so you like it rough? I see... LOL! I was just getting my point across....the nice way wasn't working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 LOL! I was just getting my point across....the nice way wasn't working. Remind me to take precautionary measures when in your proximity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Um......no.....this had to have happened 10 years ago. It was traumatic. Another time - about 6 months later - a wasted chick decided to sit next to me on the subway to Harvard Square. I think she was hallucinating. She starts patting my head, stroking my hair.......I mean Hello?????? I told her to stop and to move away....she didn't...she raises her hand to touch me again.....I jam my elbow into her side really hard.....and then walked away. Freakin' freak. I'm sorry, T.. that imagery is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm sorry, T.. that imagery is too funny. Oh, V, it was messed up! LOL! She was telling me she thought I was pretty and that my hair was shiney and that she wants to get to know me.....hello....Acid? Mushrooms? Ecstacy? What was she on? She was one of those birkenstock, clove cigarette, dandelion in her hair kind of gals. You know, SJ's cup of tea Anyway, I told my friend (who works at Harvard - and whom I was meeting for lunch) that my red line subway days were over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanTransplant Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 4. Tattoo has 2 T's Actually, it has 3 T's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Oh, V, it was messed up! LOL! She was telling me she thought I was pretty and that my hair was shiney and that she wants to get to know me.....hello....Acid? Mushrooms? Ecstacy? What was she on? She was one of those birkenstock, clove cigarette, dandelion in her hair kind of gals. You know, SJ's cup of tea Anyway, I told my friend (who works at Harvard - and whom I was meeting for lunch) that my red line subway days were over. Garb, you shoulda just let her kiss you. Prude. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Garb, you shoulda just let her kiss you. Prude. lol. LOL! Bleh! Gross. How was vacation? Any stories? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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