Thor99 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 http://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/Best-of-the-Burgh-Blogs/Pulling-No-Punches/December-2010/The-Hater-039s-Guide-to-the-New-York-Jets/ I don't get #3 at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 http://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/Best-of-the-Burgh-Blogs/Pulling-No-Punches/December-2010/The-Hater-039s-Guide-to-the-New-York-Jets/ I don't get #3 at all. WTF is #2? Truck commercials? What the hell do truck commercials have to do with the Jets? Is hess making trucks now? WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 20 somethings that move to NY and trucks. Umm. What am I missing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 20 somethings that move to NY and trucks. Umm. What am I missing here? Those are the best reasons apparently. We must be a lot more likable than I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Let me try this for Pittsburgh: 1. Gross 2. Even colder 3. No beaches 4. No jobs 5. Misery of an industrial wasteland Yeah, pretty sure NY > Pitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I don't think he realizes that we hate #4 as much as he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 "Reason for hatred #4: Twenty-somethings who move to New York City Listen, I love the city of New York. If you grew up there, you’re probably cool. But there's nothing more annoying on planet Earth than young people who move to New York after college and suddenly turn into Joe Pesci from My Cousin Vinny. "You think you can get good pizza in Pittsburgh? Fuh-getaboutit!" Just because you guilted your mummy into paying your rent doesn’t mean you have to get all highfalutin about your crappy apartment in Manhattan and all the cool wine and cheese soirees you go to now (“Ohmigod you guys it’s just like How I Met Your Mother!”) And girls, don’t try to front on me, either. In college, I watched you accidentally wash down a handful of Cheez-Its with bong water and now all of a sudden you’re the new Carrie Bradshaw? I’m calling your bluff." I understand this and agree 100%. Brooklyn and especially Williamsburgh is infested with Midswestern DBs who think they are living a reality show episode, having Mommy and Daddy pay the rent while wasting what little they earn on nonsense, pretending to be ironic and cool when they are the cliche, working for peanuts in some artsy fartsy Manhattan job that is ultimately a dead end, living in hovels in bad areas and getting regularly burglarized and mugged in their new wonderful hip groovy neighborhood that is really very bad. "East Williamsburgh" is still Bed Stuy, a-holes. And when that bad stuff happens, IT'S THE MAN'S FAULT, MAN! Don't get the trucks thing at all. Statistically the best-selling SUV in the NY metro area has been the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I gotta agree with #4 as well. I can't stand those people. It's different when you come here for a job after you graduate, I have a friend like that from VA that came out here to work on Wall Street. Obviously he could afford the rent, and afaik he's never really had a gf or anything so the money isn't a big deal to him. He lives in pretty much a closet that doesn't even have a kitchen, but for him that's what he wants. For those other people they're going to school here and their parents are paying for everything. They can't cook and they think that is some mark of independence (when it's actually one of the most dependent things that can happen in your life). I was born in NYC and I can't stand it. I'm living on LI right now and I plan on buying some property upstate or somewhere else that's cheap when I can. I'll be out of NY as soon as I have enough capital to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 one of the most retarded things i have ever read! esp. #2? wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 maybe someone should tell him the Jets are really from NJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenranger Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Now they really must hate us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Yeah, now we know what #6 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 How I Met Your Mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 WTF is #2? Truck commercials? What the hell do truck commercials have to do with the Jets? Is hess making trucks now? WTF You're joking right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Thats the most ridiculous piece of sh*t article I've ever wasted my time reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 #6 #7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Pittsburg's one of the toughest cities in the US. But man, not the smartest. Truck commercials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Pittsburg's one of the toughest cities in the US. But man, not the smartest. Truck commercials? everyone knows most marketing professionals associate trucks with NYC. without the jets there would be no truck commercials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 everyone knows most marketing professionals associate trucks with NYC. without the jets there would be no truck commercials And here I thought you were gonna harp on me about the silent h. Now that would have been karma. Like today's game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj devil316 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 #6 #7 Hahahaha... I saw that one coming!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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