Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Not too many girls I know have as chiseled of a body as I do. Well now all you need to do is find yourself a husband with a trust fund and you'll be all set to go as an ideal trophy wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Not too many girls I know have as chiseled of a body as I do. that's because you only nail fatties, Ahab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Coming from you, this means nothing to me...you know better than anyone that he's a great kill for the town and a horrible kill for the scum. //flexes his pecs and gives mean stare. Not too many girls I know have as chiseled of a body as I do. Not surprised to see you on your knees... however I am surprised to see its because you are begging people to vote for me, and not for the usual reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well now all you need to do is find yourself a husband with a trust fund and you'll be all set to go as an ideal trophy wife. My bicep is the size of your head. that's because you only nail fatties, Ahab. At least I've had sex with a female, you nerdy cali homo. If you need to do laundry, you can use my washboard stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Not surprised to see you on your knees... however I am surprised to see its because you are begging people to vote for me, and not for the usual reasons. I'm not begging for anything, I just think day 1 is a throw away lynch and since I'm town this game and I have a rock solid body, you seem like the most logical lynch. All I do is win, and if you are town, you might be the catalyst that breaks my winning streak. If you're scum, well, then we all rejoice and I'll do a full on body builder flex session for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 My bicep is the size of your head. That's unusual for a woman, but I'm still quite confident there's a man out there for you. Somewhere. I'm not begging for anything, I just think day 1 is a throw away lynch and since I'm town this game and I have a rock solid body, you seem like the most logical lynch. All I do is win, and if you are town, you might be the catalyst that breaks my winning streak. If you're scum, well, then we all rejoice and I'll do a full on body builder flex session for everyone. There's one constant in Mafia as common as death and taxes; whether scum or town, JiF gets himself killed early in games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Hey! I'm Verbal here, mofo. Keep the Usual Suspects references in my direction dammit. Sorry, Verbal, but Dan's name is well deserved. Just look at the Police Academy thread. She put on a tour de fource performance as the final scum to erase a 7-1 deficit to win in the end despite having the worse scummates in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Geez, what's with all the friggin' post editing tattling going on? It's one thing if the mod(s) take issue with it, but this group is acting even more like little girls than usual. This post has been edited by Your Mom: Today, 11:59 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 That's unusual for a woman, but I'm still quite confident there's a man out there for you. Somewhere. There's one constant in Mafia as common as death and taxes; whether scum or town, JiF gets himself killed early in games. Which would certainly help explain why he has a tendency to be on the winning team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I'm not begging for anything, I just think day 1 is a throw away lynch and since I'm town this game and I have a rock solid body, you seem like the most logical lynch. All I do is win, and if you are town, you might be the catalyst that breaks my winning streak. If you're scum, well, then we all rejoice and I'll do a full on body builder flex session for everyone. Nope, you are begging. But please, don't let me stop you from selling a case built on nothing as "logical." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 We need to take jif down a few notches. D1 lynch is a great place to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 With all due respect, Pcc, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed. What? I said it with all due respect! You wish you knew what was going on with my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You wish you knew what was going on with my balls. Don't tell me Ladyfriend kicked them again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song of Ice and Fire Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You wish you knew what was going on with my balls. *laughs* You wish I wished I knew what was going on with your balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Don't tell me Ladyfriend kicked them again.... Why would she kick her own purse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 *laughs* You wish I wished I knew what was going on with your balls. Action failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 That's unusual for a woman, but I'm still quite confident there's a man out there for you. Somewhere. There's one constant in Mafia as common as death and taxes; whether scum or town, JiF gets himself killed early in games. All I do is win. All you do is spend your free time jealous of my sexy toned tan body. Which would certainly help explain why he has a tendency to be on the winning team. All I do is win. You fear my triceps. Nope, you are begging. But please, don't let me stop you from selling a case built on nothing as "logical." I dont beg. You are detriment to the town. Stop being jealous of my trapezoids. We need to take jif down a few notches. D1 lynch is a great place to start You should go down on me and see my proudest muscle. You'd like it too you cali nerd queer bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You should go down on me Eww. Vote: Jif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 jif's trying to make the gay thing seem like it's been a goof all along by raising the absurdity of it.. not buying it.. you're as queer as a 2 dollar bill, jifard simmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 not buying it.. you're as queer as a 2 dollar bill, jifard simmons Yes but is he queer scum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Eww. Vote: Jif jif's trying to make the gay thing seem like it's been a goof all along by raising the absurdity of it.. not buying it.. you're as queer as a 2 dollar bill, jifard simmons Well, it seems we have a couple of homophobes playing teh mafia. Its too bad you guys cant except people for who they are...and just because most gay men take care of their body and like to stay in shape doesnt mean I'm gay. I chisel my body for the ladies...sorry bretfag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Yes but is he queer scum? Nope, I'm townie with a rock solid body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Now I know who Jif is... Such a fratstar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hyngB0QMuI Too bad I don't know how to embed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Now I know who Jif is... Such a fratstar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hyngB0QMuI Too bad I don't know how to embed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Now I know who Jif is... Such a fratstar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hyngB0QMuI Too bad I don't know how to embed. Apparently I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well I'd erase the double post but no editting. Now everyone can see many times how gay Jif is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 so we're waiting for Smash and Naeann than? shocking. I'm inclined to vote off JiF or Brett because I'm not interested in having a front row seat to their phag war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 so we're waiting for Smash and Naeann than? shocking. I'm inclined to vote off JiF or Brett because I'm not interested in having a front row seat to their phag war. Once Smash quits making potions and casting fireballs are dragons in Wizard Wars 10 he'll be here to contribute. But I miss Nae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well I'd erase the double post but no editting. Now everyone can see many times how gay Jif is. Of all these jealous obsessed people that play this game, you are the most obsessed by far...it must be my studly obliques. so we're waiting for Smash and Naeann than? shocking. I'm inclined to vote off JiF or Brett because I'm not interested in having a front row seat to their phag war. Bret doesnt learn. For being a so called cali poly nerd Olympics homo fag, he hasnt realized his obsession with going after me every single day 1 phase has got him killed day 3 times already this season. The dude is obsessed, but I get it, I'd be obsessed if I was an on looker checking out my sicks calf muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Of all these jealous obsessed people that play this game, you are the most obsessed by far...it must be my studly obliques. Bret doesnt learn. For being a so called cali poly nerd Olympics homo fag, he hasnt realized his obsession with going after me every single day 1 phase has got him killed day 3 times already this season. The dude is obsessed, but I get it, I'd be obsessed if I was an on looker checking out my sicks calf muscles. Haven't you died every game as well? Fairly early too.. starting with you being a pissy crybaby in game 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Haven't you died every game as well? Fairly early too.. starting with you being a pissy crybaby in game 1. Nope, I won game 1 with Pacturd when we took down GF BG...remember...the 100% CTM was GF comment? Then I died early with my hissy fit, then I was killed early because I had all 4 scum on my list and then I died as scum last game on day 2. The most important fact here is that all I do is win. Undefeated in 2011. And my lats are getting so big, if you had a projector, you could use my back as a screen to watch a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Bret doesnt learn. For being a so called cali poly nerd Olympics homo fag, he hasnt realized his obsession with going after me every single day 1 phase has got him killed day 3 times already this season. The dude is obsessed, but I get it, I'd be obsessed if I was an on looker checking out my sicks calf muscles. Haven't you died every game as well? Fairly early too.. starting with you being a pissy crybaby in game 1. I hope scum gets 2 NK's tonight. Maybe they can do us a favor and take both these homos out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well, it seems we have a couple of homophobes playing teh mafia. I don't think anyone cares that you're ghey. I just think it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I don't think anyone cares that you're ghey. I just think it's funny First, I think JIF cares... clearly. Second, to clarify, its funny that JIF is a punching bag... but JIF isn't actually funny himself. Third, I'm ready for the game to start, the one thing I haven't understood about JN since switching to this site from JI, is the "let's all pretend we are gay for each other cause it'll be cool" clique here. This site could use a bit more shenanigans and idiocy, and a bit less fagola talk... and I don't have an issue with the gays, I just don't want to read it all day, every day. Its not relevant to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I hope scum gets 2 NK's tonight. Maybe they can do us a favor and take both these homos out. This. JIF has jumped the shark (toothed necklace). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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