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Success = winning the SuperBowl. Congratulations, the Dolphins have been successful exactly one more time than the Jets.

All the Dolphins have really done is fail on a larger stage more often than the Jets.

Stages you fail to make to in first place?

You haven't even smelled the superbowl since the merger.

Only other time jets made it to the AFC championship, they were shut out....by the Dolphins.

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Stages you fail to make to in first place?

You haven't even smelled the superbowl since the merger.

Only other time jets made it to the AFC championship, they were shut out....by the Dolphins.

1998 retard. We've been the AFC Championship Game more recently than the Dolphins. :Nuts:

Amazing that Dolphins fans know even less about football than even Pats fans.

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Stages you fail to make to in first place?

You haven't even smelled the superbowl since the merger.

Only other time jets made it to the AFC championship, they were shut out....by the Dolphins.

I guess '98 never happened, huh?

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But... they don't have a ton of trophies. So... I guess you define success as almost getting there? I guess that's how you cope with your obvious virginity.

"Oh man I ALMOST got laid tonight. ALMOST!!! My dry humping success factor is off the charts!"

They have more trophies than your franchise.

And we contended.

Until the end, fans had hope, cheered for the team.

From year in and year out, for the jets, the season ended after week 16.

When questioning intelligence, it's usually a good idea not to have typos and improper pluralizations.

Just saying.

Sorry, my English isn't perfect.

Its not my first, or even second language.

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Oh, I see.

Insulting everybody because they don't support the same team as you do, is real ****ing intelligent.

Nobody's insulting you because you don't support the same team as we do. They're insulting you because you suck dick. Again, check the thread title.

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You mean that game where we were playing for the division crown and we beat their silly football team up and down and their fans started cheering for us?

That game?

more like the division Clown. The Dolphins parents could have shown up against the Ravens in the playoffs and fared better.

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I guess '98 never happened, huh?

How could of missed it.

I aplogize, the jets were to TWO afc championship games.

I sure hope you guys scored at least some points in that one, because getting shut out during the only two championship games would of been embarrassing.

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They have more trophies than your franchise.

And we contended.

Until the end, fans had hope, cheered for the team.

From year in and year out, for the jets, the season ended after week 16.

Sorry, my English isn't perfect.

Its not my first, or even second language.

That's okay, English is my second language. Unlike many of you down in Miami, I took the time to learn.

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And the Bills beat New England in 2003 in a blowout shutout. Therefore, clearly:

2003 Bills > 2003 Patriots.

We beat the patriots in 2004 on monday night, remember?

So therefore we should of been the superbowl champs:rolleyes:

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How could of missed it.

I aplogize, the jets were to TWO afc championship games.

I sure hope you guys scored at least some points in that one, because getting shut out during the only two championship games would of been embarrassing.

Embarrassing. Dude your team colors are powder blue and chain gang orange. I would bring up the Dolphins team song, but no way you know the words.

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That's okay, English is my second language. Unlike many of you down in Miami, I took the time to learn.

It's funny, Spanish is the 5th language im learning.

My girlfriend is Hispanic, she speaks better English than the few jet fans I know.

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How could of missed it.

I aplogize, the jets were to TWO afc championship games.

I sure hope you guys scored at least some points in that one, because getting shut out during the only two championship games would of been embarrassing.

They scored a couple.

Just like the 7 that Marino scored in his last playoff game. The only problem? The Jags scored 62. Way to go out on top, Dan.

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Who took you there, Parcells?

Great so now you have the washed up Parcells.

NY NE DALL used him up and now you can have the fat bastard.

What did the washed up CP do for Miami? Watch Parcells.

Parcells is stealing money.

Sparano is his puppet.

Parcells will quit very soon.

Sparano will not be a HC too long.

Bank on it.

CJ do you still say it is legal for a ball carrier to grab and twist/hold a defenders facemask ? :eek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They scored a couple.

Just like the 7 that Marino scored in his last playoff game. The only problem? The Jags score 62. Way to go out on top, Dan.

We have a QB by name of Bob who has 2 rings and in HoF.

Oh, and guess what?

He has more career TDs than INTs.

Imagine that.

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It's funny, Spanish is the 5th language im learning.

My girlfriend is Hispanic, she speaks better English than the few jet fans I know.

5 languages? You must be a genius.

You should have your girlfriend give you some lessons.

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