JOJOTOWNSELL Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 00:01: You almost feel sorry for the Jets. 00:10: Rex Ryans upper lip was quivering a little bit after the game. 00:17: The Jets mortified America. 00:59: In lieu of coming up with a strategy to beat the Ravens, the Jets offensive coaches may or may not have vacationed in the Cayman Islands or something. 01:11: The coach has no clue. 01:35: The botched snaps: Mark Sanchez’ fault. 01:36-01:50: Gargling noises. 01:51: “Please, me! Me! Me! No, me, let me go! Me! Me! My turn!” 02:55: The Jets. The coaches. Rex. Sanchez. The wide receivers should be included in this too: they all quit. They flat quit. 03:43: Chuck and duck. 4:45: The Jets defense is not the ’85 Bears. 07:32: Santonio Holmesis missing. 07:52: Mark Sanchez is missing his receivers by 20 or 30 yards, and is hitting guys in the backs of their legs. This is very amusing. 08:03: The Ravens were laughing at the Jets on Sunday night. 10:12: The quarterback is completely lost. It’s bewildering how bad this offensive line is. Derrick Mason just wants to fight with the other team. Plaxico Burress has a short attention span. Again, Santonio Holmes is missing. Dustin Keller is frightened by Ray Lewis. Shonn Greene is not a franchise running back. 14:20: Ya Jet calls, after Mink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I could not bring myself to even watch or listen, knowing the stench that would emanate from Fatty. He is in hog-heaven right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 i hope he chokes on his own saliva when he speaks....fat bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 It was one of his better rants. My favorite line was, "Rex is saying that no team is going to the Super Bowl aftah four weeks. Uh, excuse me? YOU HAD THEM GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL IN JUH-LYE! IN APRIL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sad part is I see nothing he said that is not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 He said nothing that hasn't already been said here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 So is every Jet fan I know so what do you expect from a guy that hates the Jets anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The Jets mortified America?? hahahaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The Jets mortified America?? hahahaa... Yeah, I think that one was a little over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 It was one of his better rants. My favorite line was, "Rex is saying that no team is going to the Super Bowl aftah four weeks. Uh, excuse me? YOU HAD THEM GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL IN JUH-LYE! IN APRIL!" Thats awesome...I've never heard this guy before but he sounds like he pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 without credible play action we are d-o-n-e with this line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I struggle to find something he's wrong about... Well, except for the whole mortified America thing. I'd say there is a wide range of truths within this broadcast starting with "gargle, wheeze" and ending with "horrendous" the rest is salt in wounds like only Fqrancessa can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFan220 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 The thing that bothered me the most about listening to him Monday, was that he called the Giants victory "A good come from behind win"....If the Jets won that way, on a blown call, he would be going off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 For once it's justified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I struggle to find something he's wrong about... Well, except for the whole mortified America thing. I'd say there is a wide range of truths within this broadcast starting with "gargle, wheeze" and ending with "horrendous" the rest is salt in wounds like only Fqrancessa can do it. I actually spoke with America and it turns out Fatty was right. America was indeed mortified by the Jets. And not just North America. Central, South America and even some sections of the Caymen Islands were mortified by the Jets as well. Fortunately the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico were largely spared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 He's not going anywhere. Me not listening to him won't hurt his rating. So therefore I listen and laugh b/c he's a buffoon. I wish I had a better memory on this stuff but he was fighting with a Yankee fan this week and was carrying on about how Torre made some gametime playoff decision due to the heat Mike was giving him. Dude has a deranged sense of self importance. Unfortunately that makes him fun to listen to sometimes. The only way to win as a Jets fan is for the Jets to...win games. Until then the fat bastard will continue his rants with some unfortunate justification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Francesca is a bona fide Jet hater. I still don't understand why Jet fans care what he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 He's not going anywhere. Me not listening to him won't hurt his rating. So therefore I listen and laugh b/c he's a buffoon. I wish I had a better memory on this stuff but he was fighting with a Yankee fan this week and was carrying on about how Torre made some gametime playoff decision due to the heat Mike was giving him. Dude has a deranged sense of self importance. Unfortunately that makes him fun to listen to sometimes. The only way to win as a Jets fan is for the Jets to...win games. Until then the fat bastard will continue his rants with some unfortunate justification. I listen occasionally, part of me wants to tune in to say I was listening the day he had a coronary on the air... morbid, and not a very karma-friendly thing to say, I know, but I'm just being honest... every time you hear him wheezing into the mic, you can kinda tell its inevitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Did you think he was gonna shower the Jets with praise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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