Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Dear JIF, I've been posting here on The Jetnation.com since the Eric Mangini era, when I swore my blood oath to Andre Wadsworth's career resurrection. I've contributed an inordinate amount of thought and perspective, as well as a logo for Hard Knocks. When I'm not spending my valuable time making posts about many, many great and important things... about me... I'm making posts about doodie and playing mafia. Where grown men flirt with each other under the veil of playing guess who, and spinning it as advanced logical problem solving. Most notably I've redefined what the words "speed" and "soft" mean here in 2012. I am constantly ahead of the curve predicting the failures of Mangini, and others, long before the rest of the fanbase has their eyes opened to the harsh realities of rooting for this God forsaken team. This site withers without my advanced intellect. How dare you have the infantile audacity to despicably slight me with negative rep!!! You are foolish, and I demand at once you put me on ignore or leave this site immediately. Your friend, Monkey PS - You homo, I will punch your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section 333 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Pretty much my point. A long meaningless, pointless, silly attempt at humor. Once again you have brought nothing to the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Pretty much my point. A long meaningless, pointless, silly attempt at humor. Once again you have brought nothing to the table. The funny part hasn't happened yet. This is just set up. Don't talk about things you don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Pretty much my point. A long meaningless, pointless, silly attempt at humor. Once again you have brought nothing to the table. yeah who the hell does this clown think he is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section 333 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The funny part hasn't happened yet. This is just set up. Don't talk about things you don't understand. You wear sunglasses at night dont you? Man you are cool. I feel for you, it is pretty clear you dont get out much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm enjoying this discussion. Please continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section 333 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm enjoying this discussion. Please continue. I hear ya. I am enjoying it as well. Unfortunately I am so far beneath the transformer intellectually that I stand no chance at a battle of wits. He is so smart that I will have to retire. I am unarmed as they say. Oh well it was fun while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Ooph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 IBTL lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 IBTL lol. is this the first time you've ever been able to say that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Now this thread is worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Now this thread is worth it. Like I said, the opening post is just setup... I consider myself more of a point guard, I rely on others for the slam dunks. I know my limitations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm gonna lock this thread because we do not call out or attack other posters here. So as soon as I finish eating breakfast I will be back to lock it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm gonna lock this thread because we do not call out or attack other posters here. So as soon as I finish eating breakfast I will be back to lock it. Crusher can I have your login so that I can mod thangs with my friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm gonna lock this thread because we do not call out or attack other posters here. So as soon as I finish eating breakfast I will be back to lock it. Breakfast can roll right into Brunch if you time it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Breakfast can roll right into Brunch if you time it right. Cinnamon rolls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Cinnamon rolls? And roast beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Please continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I'm gonna lock this thread because we do not call out or attack other posters here. So as soon as I finish eating breakfast I will be back to lock it. Good, so it'll be open for at least four more hours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Only the softest man alive, would call out JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Like I said, the opening post is just setup... I consider myself more of a point guard, I rely on others for the slam dunks. I know my limitations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Well, that came out of nowhere... JIF... zero to discussing penis in .01 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Only the softest man alive, would call out JiF. I'm a teddy bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Now you're telling me that not only is BG old, but he is also a woman? Mind = blown. BG = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Well, that came out of nowhere... JIF... zero to discussing penis in .01 seconds. Had to find a way to relate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Had to find a way to relate So, we were discussing how BG = Maude, and the best way you could relate to that was talking about penis. Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 This is gonna get good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 So, we were discussing how BG = Maude, and the best way you could relate to that was talking about penis. Sounds about right. Who's we? This is my thread. GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Section 333 >>>> Ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Section 333 >>>> Ape + 1. Ban Gaype, Keep 333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 + 1. Ban Gaype, Keep 333 I actually posted that before skimming that other disaster of a thread. However, I stand by my statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Section 666 has come in and promptly inserted his foot in the Apes ass. Wave the white flag Ape.. you lost this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The funny part hasn't happened yet. This is just set up. This must be the longest setup ever, because I've been waiting 5 years for the funny part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Is that BG? I thought we were on the same side. Now I'm just hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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