Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 The cat came with her.. and he's a prick.. but he's well taken care of. I just talk about him behind IT'S back. It's okay to be a cat person. No, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 It's okay to be a cat person. No, really. If anyone likes a small beast who chooses when to respond to you calling it, pukes all over the place, sheds a ridiculous amount of hair but won't let you comb it more than a couple minutes, and acts like it's high all the time, I can't recommend one enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 ^ Godzilla FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You had sex with a Dog? I have three kids from one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I have three kids from one. Zinger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallia Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Hallia is way too nice to be ITT. It's like honey poured over poop and served for dinner. It just makes the poop that much more sickening. Teach me the way to be mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Teach me the way to be mean! Skip lunch. Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 If anyone likes a small beast who chooses when to respond to you calling it, pukes all over the place, sheds a ridiculous amount of hair but won't let you comb it more than a couple minutes, and acts like it's high all the time, I can't recommend one enough! lmao.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Skip lunch. Works for me. This is how I know I've been sitting at a desk for too long and getting out of shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 lmao.. not sure why you're laughing.. either you agree or are laughing because I've combed the cat. My guess is the latter. Its worse than you think.. I actually purchased something called the furminator which is a cat comb on steroids. It works great but after 3 minutes the cat gives me a look as if to say "I'm done with you" and saunters just out of reach.. if I motion towards it, it scurries a couple more feet just out of reach.. taunting me. That's when I usually tell it to gfi and refocus on the television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Laughing because men don't comb cats. That's what women do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 not sure why you're laughing.. either you agree or are laughing because I've combed the cat. My guess is the latter. Its worse than you think.. I actually purchased something called the furminator which is a cat comb on steroids. It works great but after 3 minutes the cat gives me a look as if to say "I'm done with you" and saunters just out of reach.. if I motion towards it, it scurries a couple more feet just out of reach.. taunting me. That's when I usually tell it to gfi and refocus on the television. You have no idea how to handle a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nolder is laying down the law and giving love advice and Pac is detailing his adventures in cat grooming... If Crusher starts talking about wheatgrass juice diets, I am the **** out of here. Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nolder is laying down the law and giving love advice and Pac is detailing his adventures in cat grooming... If Crusher starts talking about wheatgrass juice diets, I am the **** out of here. Truth. Stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Laughing because men don't comb cats. That's what women do. Well that and the the fact that a man is on a football forum complaining that his cat won't let him brush it.. I'm sure it really gives him a hard time when he tries to put the pretty pink bow in its hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Laughing because men don't comb cats. That's what women do. yeah real men post pics of chicks in bathing suits! who cares if anything you'd possibly want to see in porn is only a couple clicks away.. we need pics that are mildly risqué. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You have no idea how to handle a pussy. similar to how I was going to respond to his first post but I figured honesty was funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Well that and the the fact that a man is on a football forum complaining that his cat won't let him brush it.. I'm sure it really gives him a hard time when he tries to put the pretty pink bow in its hair I'm immune to your nonsense.. I comb the cat on occasion because I'm allergic to the dander and that piece of crap sheds all over the place. I'm not giving it a perm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When did Pac attain JiF-level gay status? Damn, miss a few days around here and the place is upside down. Nolder is a badass now? WTF happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm immune to your nonsense.. I comb the cat on occasion because I'm allergic to the dander and that piece of crap sheds all over the place. I'm not giving it a perm. I can't talk right now, I am busy braiding my unicorn's mane and it is not cooperating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 yeah real men post pics of chicks in bathing suits! who cares if anything you'd possibly want to see in porn is only a couple clicks away.. we need pics that are mildly risqué. To clarify: You prefer a discussion on combing the cat to looking at pics of women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I wasn't giving advice really. It's just kind of obvious, it's not men buying romance novels. Also I had a good roll but I think my time is over, this thread now belongs to Crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When did Pac attain JiF-level gay status? Damn, miss a few days around here and the place is upside down. Nolder is a badass now? WTF happened? CTM only eats salads with Balsamic Vinaigrette lite dressing... The Ape has his sh*tzu in his family photo... Hess has 2 dogs that were last owned by Liberace... Those are your homos.. I comb the cat because I don't like to sneeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 To clarify: You prefer a discussion on combing the cat to looking at pics of women? Yes... look at the last 20 posts.. I like an lol.. even if it's at my expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nothing wrong with balsamic dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 CTM only eats salads with Balsamic Vinaigrette lite dressing... The Ape has his sh*tzu in his family photo... Hess has 2 dogs that were last owned by Liberace... Those are your homos.. I comb the cat because I don't like to sneeze. On the list of manly activities, Cat combing comes just after taking peen in your bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nothing wrong with balsamic dressing. not if you have a vadge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Over/under 40 pages by game time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 On the list of manly activities, Cat combing comes just after taking peen in your bum you'd know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Over/under 40 pages by game time? how many more Elle Mcpherson 1989 SI swimsuit pics you putting up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When did Pac attain JiF-level gay status? Damn, miss a few days around here and the place is upside down. Nolder is a badass now? WTF happened? This sign up thread has already gone over the average page length of a Nolder game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 yeah real men post pics of chicks in bathing suits! who cares if anything you'd possibly want to see in porn is only a couple clicks away.. we need pics that are mildly risqué. Under your skin, we are. similar to how I was going to respond to his first post but I figured honesty was funnier. Wrong. CTM only eats salads with Balsamic Vinaigrette lite dressing... The Ape has his sh*tzu in his family photo... Hess has 2 dogs that were last owned by Liberace... Those are your homos.. I comb the cat because I don't like to sneeze. We have a Sheltie, my old dog was a sh*tzu. I paid a girl to groom them both. I'm allergic to cats too, that is why I don't ******* own one... that, and they are horrid, soul-less animals that stand in their own toilet then walk on the surfaces you prepare food on, or your pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 This sign up thread has already gone over the average page length of a Nolder game Now this was funny... more of this, less swimsuit pics and DPR ass kissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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