Jetsfan80 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nothing wrong with balsamic dressing. A lot wrong with Pac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 not if you have a vadge. I wouldn't dig your heels in too deep on salad dressing = vag having man... it's sort of a lost cause in contrast to brushing your ladyfriend's cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 how many more Elle Mcpherson 1989 SI swimsuit pics you putting up? You know how I know you're gay? You don't read the swimsuit edition. Nina Agdal and Kate Upton weren't even alive in 1989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 yeah real men post pics of chicks in bathing suits! who cares if anything you'd possibly want to see in porn is only a couple clicks away.. we need pics that are mildly risqué. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I wouldn't dig your heels in too deep on salad dressing = vag having man... it's sort of a lost cause in contrast to brushing your ladyfriend's cat. I don't even HUG cats, let alone brush them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I like cats, I hate litter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Hess' Dog: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My dog is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 how many more Elle Mcpherson 1989 SI swimsuit pics you putting up? With any luck, as many as he can find. Now this was funny... more of this, less swimsuit pics and DPR ass kissing. Switch the placement of "less" and "more" and you've got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 So far for today, CTM is in the lead with Crush in second place. If we all apply ourselves and commit to over drinking, I think we can get this thread up to respectable JN standards within just a few more posts. I'm going to get started now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When did Pac attain JiF-level gay status? Damn, miss a few days around here and the place is upside down. Nolder is a badass now? WTF happened? Nolder drinks fireballs and Pac drinks White Russians. All you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Now even 80 is getting in. It's like mafia. Our only virgin is the only non-confirmed gay and still, his logic is straighter than someone who admittedly combs their cat and doesn't like swimsuit models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My dog is awesome. let me guess.. Cocoa? Hess named his dog Jessica.. the whole thing is really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 let me guess.. Cocoa? Hess named his dog Jessica.. the whole thing is really weird. When did this nugget of goodness surface? Also, the deflecting isn't going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 When did this nugget of goodness surface? Also, the deflecting isn't going to happen. I'm not deflecting, I volunteered the info to begin with.. I'm trying to compel Hess to explain his bizarre actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm not deflecting, I volunteered the info to begin with.. I'm trying to compel Hess to explain his bizarre actions. Which would put the spotlight on Hess, hence, you deflecting. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 let me guess.. Cocoa? Hess named his dog Jessica.. the whole thing is really weird. Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Nolder drinks fireballs and Pac drinks White Russians. All you need to know.You know...the longer I drink the more girly my drinks get.When I first started drinking it was shots of rum and vodka for me. 10 or more at a time. Now I need little glass of liquor laced with sugar and mixed with 6 different kinds of fruits or it's too harsh. wtf happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You know...the longer I drink the more girly my drinks get. When I first started drinking it was shots of rum and vodka for me. 10 or more at a time. Now I need little glass of liquor laced with sugar and mixed with 6 different kinds of fruits or it's too harsh. wtf happened... wtf indeed... also, thanks for ruining the beatdown party on pac, by finding something more pathetic than "combing a cat" to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 wtf indeed... also, thanks for ruining the beatdown party on pac, by finding something more pathetic than "combing a cat" to say... Yes. A " hell yea mfer" would have been just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 wtf indeed... also, thanks for ruining the beatdown party on pac, by finding something more pathetic than "combing a cat" to say... he doesn't feel the need to talk about pounding 7% beers to prove he's a real man... like your pathetic act last year.. you had like 3 Molsons then embarrassed yourself by loggin in and pulling a CTM ie, intentionally misspelling words and utilizing bizarre sentence structure.. yoj Imma sodurnk yall *burp*.. looak at me.. I kan BearLi spell and stufgff... YEEEHAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 It made me laugh in this pic so I said ok... it's currently living in squalor in the sticks so I felt bad for it. We would have taken it right outta there but apparently not good to take them away from their mother before 8 weeks.. which I guess is Monday. Wow nice dog faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 he doesn't feel the need to talk about pounding 7% beers to prove he's a real man... like your pathetic act last year.. you had like 3 Molsons then embarrassed yourself by loggin in and pulling a CTM ie, intentionally misspelling words and utilizing bizarre sentence structure.. yoj Imma sodurnk yall *burp*.. looak at me.. I kan BearLi spell and stufgff... YEEEHAAA That was more than a couple years ago... and all I was doing was reflecting on having a good time, if it came across to you as me trying to "prove my manhood" then I'd have to guess that you felt threatened by it, cat comber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Which would put the spotlight on Hess, hence, you deflecting. Pathetic. I like your case on Pac being on the homo team. Vote Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Wow nice dog faggot Meanwhile your penis enlarger has a brain the size of a fruit loop... Those things are as dumb as a pile of sh-t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 This is coming along nicely! Just the right amount of weird-personal-stuff-that-people-should-never-admit mixed with pics. Ima get lit up and rock this party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 This is coming along nicely! Just the right amount of weird-personal-stuff-that-people-should-never-admit mixed with pics. Ima get lit up and rock this party. Don't act like we haven't seen you drinking cheap beer in one hand while feeding a baby in the other. You're about 1 bad night away from being a guest on Jerry Springer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallia Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Skip lunch. Works for me. But...but I have Taco Bell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Where is Vic and old man BG? I feel like they should both be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Don't act like we haven't seen you drinking cheap beer in one hand while feeding a baby in the other. You're about 1 bad night away from being a guest on Jerry Springer. What's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 That was more than a couple years ago... and all I was doing was reflecting on having a good time, if it came across to you as me trying to "prove my manhood" then I'd have to guess that you felt threatened by it, cat comber. watt? I kanT reeed.. IDraNK 2 1/2 LabbAT BLUES and am FGing hammerrrd... lulz. I'm maNLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 What's your point? That you are sitting atop a throne of lies while you cast judgment on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 That you are sitting atop a throne of lies while you cast judgment on us. Well, to be fair that was mentioned in the OP: "Players will obey all commands as I sit atop a throne of lies and cast judgement upon thee." Honestly, I thought that's why everybody was here. You must have seen Dia de Muerto and misread it as Secretos Professionals a Peinars Del Gato - they're easy to confuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Well, to be fair that was mentioned in the OP: "Players will obey all commands as I sit atop a throne of lies and cast judgement upon thee." Honestly, I thought that's why everybody was here. You must have seen Dia de Muerto and misread it as Secretos Professionals a Peinars Del Gato - they're easy to confuse. You can take the guy away from the monocle but you can't take the monocle out of the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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