The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Meanwhile your penis enlarger has a brain the size of a fruit loop... Those things are as dumb as a pile of sh-t. My dog has two jobs. Love the family and convince people they are better off breaking into my neighbors. Your dog is only good for one thing. Keeping lady friend from bugging you to have a kid together. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 But...but I have Taco Bell! ...and my undivided attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Don't act like we haven't seen you drinking cheap beer in one hand while feeding a baby in the other. You're about 1 bad night away from being a guest on Jerry Springer. Aren't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 But...but I have Taco Bell! *sigh* I'm going to allow myself to have a piece of pizza and a small froyo tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 *sigh* I'm going to allow myself to have a piece of pizza and a small froyo tonight. Give into yourself baby, you deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Give into yourself baby, you deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 he doesn't feel the need to talk about pounding 7% beers to prove he's a real man... like your pathetic act last year.. you had like 3 Molsons then embarrassed yourself by loggin in and pulling a CTM ie, intentionally misspelling words and utilizing bizarre sentence structure.. Why are you attacking me, turns out we both have a thing for hairy pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Why are you attacking me, turns out we both have a thing for hairy pussy. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can't even see this pic from work, but I repped anyway. Why? Because it made fun of Pac, I'm sure, and pregame I'm all about being nice with you. Just remember.....a gun for me once the game starts is a bullet in your ******* face. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 *sigh* I'm going to allow myself to have a piece of pizza and a small froyo tonight. I recommend living a life full of passion. Allow yourself to have a fifth of Maker's Mark and ride the lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 I can't even see this pic from work, but I repped anyway. Why? Because it made fun of Pac, I'm sure, and pregame I'm all about being nice with you. Just remember.....a gun for me once the game starts is a bullet in your ******* face. <3 Dude, I'm not even playing and I can tell you that this had "speed-lynch" written all over it. You have to change your style up, study your opponent and carefully plot your strategy. I recommend having a fifth of Maker's Mark and ride the lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Basically... In my bell-lay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Pac, you're up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 If I'm going to get speedlynched, it is happening regardless of any measure I take (style change, full reveal, whatever). It'll just happen. If I had to take a guess, I'd say part of the reason they do it is because it drives me ******* insane, and well......that's all the motivation they really need. h8uall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I recommend living a life full of passion. Allow yourself to have a fifth of Maker's Mark and ride the lightning. That's impossible, but I make due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 If I'm going to get speedlynched, it is happening regardless of any measure I take (style change, full reveal, whatever). It'll just happen. If I had to take a guess, I'd say part of the reason they do it is because it drives me ******* insane, and well......that's all the motivation they really need. h8uall They like your meltdowns. I don't, I have to listen to you bitch. For days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Basically... In my bell-lay. I had someone ask me how I like to drink my Makers Mark. The only honest answer I could give is "often." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Pac, you're up... Looks like CTM's prom date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 If I'm going to get speedlynched, it is happening regardless of any measure I take (style change, full reveal, whatever). It'll just happen. If I had to take a guess, I'd say part of the reason they do it is because it drives me ******* insane, and well......that's all the motivation they really need. h8uall That's why I made you the only Cop that hands out all of the guns. Bulletproof, of course. That's impossible, but I make due. I think we need a new viewpoint where impossible becomes every night. Trust me on this one. They like your meltdowns. I don't, I have to listen to you bitch. For days. Shhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 I had someone ask me how I like to drink my Makers Mark. The only honest answer I could give is "often." Actually, you just slap people like that from distracting you from your drinking. I know you know that, but I put it out there in case Nolder ever decides to step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'll try it some day. I even promise the first shot wont be mixed with anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'll try it some day. I even promise the first shot wont be mixed with anything else. PM me or Crusher first because there is a ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 You really had the hang of it before! Now...not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Cute kitty, I would like to brush it's soft mane, oh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 You just pulled ahead of CTM. Personally, I think you're gonna win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My dog has two jobs. Love the family and convince people they are better off breaking into my neighbors. Your dog is only good for one thing. Keeping lady friend from bugging you to have a kid together. LOL lol, awesome Aren't we all? Not me, I'm a better human being that all of you... and I'm a ******* ape. Why are you attacking me, turns out we both have a thing for hairy pussy. Except you apparently like yours all knotted up and full of dander... while Pac likes his fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Aaaand, a few players have lost some speed on their fastball... Will they recover in time? Can they regain their former glory? Or will this be just another bow to nostalgia? Only time will tell. They have plenty of time to work out the kinks and stank until next Monday, thats for sure. The question is: will they? This is DPR, callin' 'em like I se 'em. Over and out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yeah so the kicker... I pretty much show this cat contempt 95% of the time and it friggin worships me.. like loves me more than the LF who constantly showers it with love. It's friggin weird. It's a male cat so I've always assumed it's just a homo. Quick story.. I quit smoking a few months ago (and just vape now) but every time I used to go out to my car to smoke the cat would sit at the window of the townhouse and just stare at me.. He ripped off the tint on the lowest window so he could track my every move. I snapped a pic for the LF a few months ago so she could see what I saw every time I smoked.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yeah so the kicker... I pretty much show this cat contempt 95% of the time and it friggin worships me.. like loves me more than the LF who constantly showers it with love. It's friggin weird. It's a male cat so I've always assumed it's just a homo. Quick story.. I quit smoking a few months ago (and just vape now) but every time I used to go out to my car to smoke the cat would sit at the window of the townhouse and just stare at me.. He ripped off the tint on the lowest window so he could track my every move. I snapped a pic for the LF one day so she saw what I saw every time I smoked.. H awww.. he wants you to brush him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 awww.. he wants you to brush him.... dude it kinda freaks me out.. every day without fail I catch him staring into my soul from his perch on the window sill.. Half the time he looks away when I look at him. It's like he's trying to conceal his eternal love or something. Weird fu-ker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arsis Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Pac and his life partner have a cat and a pug. I'm somehow not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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