The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Rex Ryan and a female broadcaster walk into a booth. They do a horrific job calling the game. A thread about it gets locked do to bigotry and sexism and none of it has to do with what Rex actually said ? I don't care what you guys say.. that's progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt39 said: Dickerson on the sideline was the worst. Sergio Dipp: Hold my beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 hours ago, The Crusher said: I fell asleep after the first quarter and woke up with anxiety about finding a properly fitting suit for my daughters wedding next summer. It's always harder trying to hit a moving target It's also rough when your wife and tailor gang up on you about how a tight-fitting suit looks better. What that got me was a really nice-looking, expensive suit I absolutely hate to wear (and don't). If my choice next time is between eating healthy for six months or getting a bigger suit, the only real choice to be made is...garlic mashed potatoes or creamed spinach with your steak? And they say you can't teach an old dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 ESPN must be highly disappointed. They thought they were getting Ferdinand the Bull but instead they got Ferdinand the Flower Sniffer. Rex was like a kid trying to play it cool his first Thanksgiving promoted up to the "Adult Table." He can sit there politely and use the right fork but has no idea what to say to the other people around the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, nycdan said: It's always harder trying to hit a moving target It's also rough when your wife and tailor gang up on you about how a tight-fitting suit looks better. What that got me was a really nice-looking, expensive suit I absolutely hate to wear (and don't). If my choice next time is between eating healthy for six months or getting a bigger suit, the only real choice to be made is...garlic mashed potatoes or creamed spinach with your steak? And they say you can't teach an old dog... When I got married I wore a xxxl Namath authentic. I tried mentioning that to my daughter and she changed the conversation to her crossfit gym. Basically I'm F'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: When I got married I wore a xxxl Namath authentic. I tried mentioning that to my daughter and she changed the conversation to her crossfit gym. Basically I'm F'd. So we're going to need to see a picture of that because I need to show my wife there is still room for improvement LOL. As for your daughter, can't help you but can sympathize. Mine's younger but probably on a similar trajectory. I'm holding on as tight as I can but *sigh* Grats on the impending nups though. Now you'll at least have someone to sympathize with and laugh at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, The Crusher said: I fell asleep after the first quarter and woke up with anxiety about finding a properly fitting suit for my daughters wedding next summer. Wait until the last possible minute to avoid having to install belt extenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freemanm Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 hours ago, tfine said: I'll take Rex back in a heartbeat. At least our d was decent. Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app You're comparing him to Bowles. I think he's gonna be gone next year in favor of a new coach who knows how to develop young QBs. Maybe Woody's brother will stop hiring DCs and get an experienced coach for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Thor99 said: Sergio Dipp: Hold my beer. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Freemanm said: You're comparing him to Bowles. I think he's gonna be gone next year in favor of a new coach who knows how to develop young QBs. Maybe Woody's brother will stop hiring DCs and get an experienced coach for a change No one with options comes to the NYJ. Time to face facts. And Woody too cheap to knock someone's socks off and pay way over market to land a stud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, jgb said: No one with options comes to the NYJ. Time to face facts. And Woody too cheap to knock someone's socks off and pay way over market to land a stud. This is true. If I were a good coach I would never come here. Ownership is out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lizard King said: This is true. If I were a good coach I would never come here. Ownership is out of control. Best halftime adjustment Bellichick ever made was after Leon Hess died and he met Woody the first time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 23 minutes ago, nycdan said: So we're going to need to see a picture of that because I need to show my wife there is still room for improvement LOL. As for your daughter, can't help you but can sympathize. Mine's younger but probably on a similar trajectory. I'm holding on as tight as I can but *sigh* Grats on the impending nups though. Now you'll at least have someone to sympathize with and laugh at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, jgb said: Wait until the last possible minute to avoid having to install belt extenders Belt have buckles. Buckles basically become shrapnel. We will not be using belts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, The Crusher said: Belt have buckles. Buckles basically become shrapnel. We will not be doing buckles. What do you do when you run out of room to make new holes with your dessert fork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, jgb said: What do you do when you run out of room to make new holes with your dessert fork? Yes because it's so easy to find the belt under 342 pound of belly. Elastic and suspenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Dude, I am your loyal subject! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56mehl56 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 hours ago, T0mShane said: Are you guys aware that ESPN has been hiring outright morons since its inception, but you choose now to get upset because they're hiring PoC morons? There are no "qualifications" to work an ESPN desk. Literally none. Just one - you need to worship at the feet of Lebron James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 13 hours ago, varjet said: Rex was a far better coach than Bowles is. Rex as DC or HC would have the defense playing better than it is now. He is just a big kid. He needs a strong GM and OC. I agree with this. Thats saying something. I am not a REX fan, but Bowles is clearly in over his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, nycdan said: Dude, I am your loyal subject! If I can't fit into a suit by next June 17th my daughter is going to court jester me. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Matt39 said: Dickerson on the sideline was the worst. Bryant Gumble play by play on NFL Network games in the early 2000s. Hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Rex was in the right spot at the right time. He had good pieces on the defensive side of the ball to have that unit playing well and highly motivated those first couple of years. After that we were a statistically good defense but we always gave up the big play when it counted plus too many "miscommunication" blown coverage's. His lack of interest in the offense is not a quality any Coach should have. He then went to Buffalo with a great defensive unit and some pieces on offense to work with and somehow blew that up quickly. Sorry to all the people who would rather him than Bowles but he shouldn't even be ion the conversation. I would rather see if Bowles can improve as a coach, which he hasn't shown yet, than go back to someone that should probably never be a HC again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Rex Ryan is a walking sh*t show and he creates exactly what the media wants...stupidity they can make fun of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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