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Popular Post JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 Over the years, all of you have watched and supported the beautiful love shared by JN's very own celebrity couple, Crusher and JiF. Some call them Fatman and the Twink but they affectionately refer to one another as Muffin Top and Boopsie. To celebrate their years of wedding bliss, they decided to renew their vows because last time at the first wedding (as you can see in the short film above) they were rushed to be pronounced man and man because some homophobe jerks, wanted to stand in the way of love. As JiF began to recite his vows..... JiF: "Muffin Top - no amount of great waves, rounds in the 70's and epic Football teams wins can ever give me joy the way you do. I vow..." and as JiF began to share his renewed vow to his Muffin Top - a voice rings out in the crowd!!! "I object"!!!! I sudden gasp fills the room. The procession stops, the crowd angrily scans the room looking for the person who interrupted this beautiful moment. Yet, nobody is to be found. They cant match the voice to a face in the crowd. It's happened again, someone/persons have tried to stand in the way of the greatest love the interwebz has ever known. Can the town of supporters once again, stop the haters? After all, jealousy is a wasted emotion. 2 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 The search part has been formed: 1. Crusher - killed N2 2. Spoot - killed n4 3. Drums- removed d4 4. 80 - removed D3 5. Pac - removed D2 6. Barry - killed N2 7. Nolder - removed from wedding D1 - Sum Tracker 8. JC - killed N3 9. Stark 10. CTM 11. Bum-Knee 12. Ape 13. Greenseed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 It is now D1 with 13 players alive, it takes 7 to remove a person from the wedding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jetsfan80 125,896 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Vote @Verbal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Vote @Wombat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Integrity28 76,871 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Who fukkin put me in a game? Ugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Integrity28 76,871 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I’m kidding. I can skim 9-5. I can read and care after 5 eastern. FYI, new job. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nolder 3,571 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Does anyone else think Crusher must be unlynchable or something else crazy like that? I know it's metagaming but come on you know I'm not the only one thinking it. Should we just elect him Town leader from the getgo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nolder 3,571 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Who fukkin put me in a game? Ugh. 3 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: I’m kidding. I can skim 9-5. I can read and care after 5 eastern. FYI, new job. Oh good the circus is in town just in time for the ceremony. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 7 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: I’m kidding. I can skim 9-5. I can read and care after 5 eastern. FYI, new job. Congrats! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jetsfan80 125,896 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 unvote vote CTM Ruins everything. Stands to reason he wants to ruin JiF and Crusher's love, too. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Integrity28 76,871 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 14 minutes ago, Nolder said: Does anyone else think Crusher must be unlynchable or something else crazy like that? I know it's metagaming but come on you know I'm not the only one thinking it. Should we just elect him Town leader from the getgo? Posts this cockamamie bullsh*t... 13 minutes ago, Nolder said: Oh good the circus is in town just in time for the ceremony. Then insults me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Integrity28 76,871 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Vote Nolderp 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 19 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Who fukkin put me in a game? Ugh. Shut up bitch and welcome to our nuptials , do my thighs look fat? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 18 minutes ago, Nolder said: Does anyone else think Crusher must be unlynchable or something else crazy like that? I know it's metagaming but come on you know I'm not the only one thinking it. Should we just elect him Town leader from the getgo? Yep, didn’t take long. Crap always happens when I play a JiF game. JiF ensured me roles were random. I’m just vanilla town with a vest! Haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Vote Nolderp Invite vote nolder Getting behind the Ape! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nolder 3,571 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 13 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Posts this cockamamie bullsh*t... Then insults me? No insult. The way you fling your poo is magical! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nolder 3,571 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 11 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Yep, didn’t take long. Crap always happens when I play a JiF game. JiF ensured me roles were random. I’m just vanilla town with a vest! Haha Oh ok. I mean not everyone here does totally random roles. Pac tailors his roles to the players I thought maybe Jif did something similar here. It's not that much of a stretch is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 33 minutes ago, Nolder said: Oh ok. I mean not everyone here does totally random roles. Pac tailors his roles to the players I thought maybe Jif did something similar here. It's not that much of a stretch is it? No, but in his he gave he nice roles just to get killed by scum night 1. He learned from it, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoot-Face 27,723 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 vote Pac Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nolder 3,571 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 33 minutes ago, The Crusher said: No, but in his he gave he nice roles just to get killed by scum night 1. He learned from it, Ok. Well he didn't tell me! lol I'll take that into consideration going forward. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drums 5,449 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 hours ago, JiF said: As JiF began to recite his vows..... JiF: "Muffin Top - no amount of great waves, rounds in the 70's and epic Football teams wins can ever give me joy the way you do. I vow..." Quote and as JiF began to share his renewed vow to his Muffin Top - a voice rings out in the crowd!!! "I object"!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drums 5,449 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 @Bartender I'll take a dry martini in a deep champagne goblet. Three measures of Gordons, one of Vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice cold, then add a thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Day 1 Vote Count CTM (1) - J80 Nolderp (2) - Ape, Crusher Pac (1) - Spoot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiFapono 152,951 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Mod note: all roles that may or may not be in the game were decided by random.org. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barry McCockinner 16,369 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Is there going to be an open bar? I'm thirsty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 30 minutes ago, Drums said: @Bartender I'll take a dry martini in a deep champagne goblet. Three measures of Gordons, one of Vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice cold, then add a thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? I’ll take a Cosmopolitan and a White Russian for @Pac Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 23 minutes ago, JiF said: Mod note: all roles that may or may not be in the game were decided by random.org. See! Told you filthy sluts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Crusher 225,078 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 52 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: vote Pac ^^ currently playing chess while we play checkers and with ourselves Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drums 5,449 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 51 minutes ago, The Crusher said: I’ll take a Cosmopolitan and a White Russian for @Pac @Bartender I had a white Russian once. Then a couple more times before breakfast. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stark 5,260 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 VOTE BUM-KNEE 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoot-Face 27,723 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: I’ll take a Cosmopolitan and a White Russian for @Pac Have you ever met a non-white Russian? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoot-Face 27,723 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: ^^ currently playing chess while we play checkers and with ourselves 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoot-Face 27,723 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 13 minutes ago, Drums said: @Bartender I had a white Russian once. Then a couple more times before breakfast. Nice PR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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