BROOKLYN JET Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Dear Dr. @The Crusher I recently asked an attractive co-worker if she wanted to go out sometime. We get along well at work and we both get a kick out of each other. She has not been dating and is on a break as she puts it, but she knows I am allot of fun and agreed to go out with me with the understanding it would be completely strictly as friends. I am considering it, she is adorable and I enjoy her company, I think we would have a nice time and I am a good friend. Now there are allot of sure things out there, a literal smorgasbord of T&A, but I am a wholesome man, and that's not really what I want. Can anything good come out of this? I had nobody else to turn to, my penis is furious and he's not talking to me anymore. Thanks for your help! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 My God this guy is asking for dating advice on this forum that poor girl is someones daughter and loved one. Run I hope she quits her job and runs far away before she has to sign a restraining order. @The Crusher dont get involved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 20 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: My God this guy is asking for dating advice on this forum that poor girl is someones daughter and loved one. Run I hope she quits her job and runs far away before she has to sign a restraining order. why you gotta be a hater? dude just wants some sweet, magical friend zone times 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 17 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: why you gotta be a hater? dude just wants some sweet, magical friend zone times No hater afraid for the co-worker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: No hater afraid for the co-worker. my god, smoke a joint man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 12 hours ago, joewilly12 said: My God this guy is asking for dating advice on this forum that poor girl is someones daughter and loved one. Run I hope she quits her job and runs far away before she has to sign a restraining order. @The Crusher dont get involved. JW, I hope you know this thread is a bit. Just some comedy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted March 28, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2021 16 hours ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Dear Dr. @The Crusher I recently asked an attractive co-worker if she wanted to go out sometime. We get along well at work and we both get a kick out of each other. She has not been dating and is on a break as she puts it, but she knows I am allot of fun and agreed to go out with me with the understanding it would be completely strictly as friends. I am considering it, she is adorable and I enjoy her company, I think we would have a nice time and I am a good friend. Now there are allot of sure things out there, a literal smorgasbord of T&A, but I am a wholesome man, and that's not really what I want. Can anything good come out of this? I had nobody else to turn to, my penis is furious and he's not talking to me anymore. Thanks for your help! First thing you have to do is get a hand on your angry penis, this can be a very disruptive to everyday life, especially during the pandemic. Try choking it till it vomits and finally falls to sleep. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Dear @The Crusher, Should I f**k my A/C unit? Asking for a friend. And that friend is @JiF. Thanks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 29, 2021 Author Share Posted March 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Dear @The Crusher, Should I f**k my A/C unit? Asking for a friend. And that friend is @JiF. Thanks! Huff some freon first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Dear @The Crusher, Should I f**k my A/C unit? Asking for a friend. And that friend is @JiF. Thanks! I think that may be a crime anyplace other than Frida. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: I think that may be a crime anyplace other than Frida. So.....yes. The answer is yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Dear @The Crusher I stumbled onto this thread and I'm seriously considering electro-convulsive therapy to erase the memory of it. It's been weighing on me for a few hours now, so my question is....do I pair a clean Pilsner with the meat lovers pizza or would a Belgian Wheat w/ a slice of orange be better? Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 7 hours ago, nycdan said: Dear @The Crusher I stumbled onto this thread and I'm seriously considering electro-convulsive therapy to erase the memory of it. It's been weighing on me for a few hours now, so my question is....do I pair a clean Pilsner with the meat lovers pizza or would a Belgian Wheat w/ a slice of orange be better? Thanks in advance. Both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 8 hours ago, nycdan said: Dear @The Crusher I stumbled onto this thread and I'm seriously considering electro-convulsive therapy to erase the memory of it. It's been weighing on me for a few hours now, so my question is....do I pair a clean Pilsner with the meat lovers pizza or would a Belgian Wheat w/ a slice of orange be better? Thanks in advance. Absolutely adore the buzz off ECT....literally. Actually just purchased a home ECT kit I'm excited to try. Assuming I have not fried my hippocampus, I'll let you know my results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 31 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Absolutely adore the buzz off ECT....literally. Actually just purchased a home ECT kit I'm excited to try. Assuming I have not fried my hippocampus, I'll let you know my results. Maybe you already tried it and forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 On 3/28/2021 at 10:16 AM, The Crusher said: First thing you have to do is get a hand on your angry penis, this can be a very disruptive to everyday life, especially during the pandemic. Try choking it till it vomits and finally falls to sleep. @joewilly12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 27 minutes ago, nycdan said: Maybe you already tried it and forgot. What? Why would you bother me with this? I haven't responded in this thread or even been on JN since 2010. Wise up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Dear @The Crusher What's your favorite sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, peebag said: Dear @The Crusher What's your favorite sandwich? The one in his hand. Second favorite: The one in your hand. Be warned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 hours ago, nycdan said: Dear @The Crusher I stumbled onto this thread and I'm seriously considering electro-convulsive therapy to erase the memory of it. It's been weighing on me for a few hours now, so my question is....do I pair a clean Pilsner with the meat lovers pizza or would a Belgian Wheat w/ a slice of orange be better? Thanks in advance. Start with one of these: https://awkwardessentials.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 5, 2021 Author Share Posted April 5, 2021 Dear Dr. @The Crusher Love, I had a dream we drafted Zach Wilson and it moved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 24 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Dear Dr. @The Crusher Love, I had a dream we drafted Zach Wilson and it moved. As long as it didn’t get injured it’s a positive direction. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 17 hours ago, The Crusher said: As long as it didn’t get injured it’s a positive direction. Especially for those young men, injuries requiring stitching pose major, if not potentially catastrophic, problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 On 3/28/2021 at 11:16 AM, The Crusher said: First thing you have to do is get a hand on your angry penis, this can be a very disruptive to everyday life, especially during the pandemic. Try choking it till it vomits and finally falls to sleep. Update: She told me she is very fond of me today. Still just friends, but the penis is coming around, and is starting to believe there may be a light at the end of this tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 hours ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Update: She told me she is very fond of me today. Still just friends, but the penis is coming around, and is starting to believe there may be a light at the end of this tunnel. Did you show her your Porsche yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Did you show her your Porsche yet? She's seen it, said she'd rather have a fabulous pair of boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: She's seen it, said she'd rather have a fabulous pair of boots. That’s a good sign . When I met Mrs Crusher I had a Mercedes C36 AMG and after our first date I dropped her off and she apologized for not being impressed by my car. She just explained she had no knowledge about cars but knew it was nice because people kept mentioning it when we pulled up. Haha Two years later we moved in together, combined our 4 kids, had another on the way and I traded it in for a Suburban. 20 years later I’m happier than I’ve ever been, thank God and love her a little more everyday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 Dear Dr. Crushlove, You know exactly what I'm going to ask. I'll hang up and listen to your answer. Love, Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 I dont appreciate the lack of respect for Dr. Crushlove in this thread. The man is a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, JiF said: I dont appreciate the lack of respect for Dr. Crushlove in this thread. The man is a genius. I will never speak a negative word against the clinician who encouraged me to introduce various foodstuffs (cooked or otherwise) into the lovemaking rituals with my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronx Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 @The Crusher advises you to always have one of these handy, in case of an erection failure. Worst case scenario, you can eat your own dildo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 5, 2021 Author Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 4/6/2021 at 7:48 PM, The Crusher said: That’s a good sign . When I met Mrs Crusher I had a Mercedes C36 AMG and after our first date I dropped her off and she apologized for not being impressed by my car. She just explained she had no knowledge about cars but knew it was nice because people kept mentioning it when we pulled up. Haha Two years later we moved in together, combined our 4 kids, had another on the way and I traded it in for a Suburban. 20 years later I’m happier than I’ve ever been, thank God and love her a little more everyday. Got a hug yesterday, she told me she loves me and is so thankful I am in her life. Penis is fully on board now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 @The Crusher What do you do when the bacon strips don’t come apart well, when it’s like stringy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 On 3/27/2021 at 6:37 PM, BROOKLYN JET said: . . . but she knows I am allot of fun You are not allotting her anything! Except the bill for dinner that she's paying . . . ! And her escape!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 Now she can't stop thinking about me. Oh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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