SoFlaJets Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell' Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Note to self : Don't rent "Saved by the smell" Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 hahaha. That's just awesome. Go Screech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 This is the best thread title ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 This is the best thread title ever. then nominate me Max-what does a guy gotta do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Glad I just ate. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 jeezus that's foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 then nominate me Max-what does a guy gotta do? let him give ya a dirty sanchez...HAHHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Was Lisa Turtle in the sex video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Up here, Screech is a really cheap Rum you can get from Newfoundland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 This just proves the point that even F list "celebrities" get more ass than a toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 C'mon, Toto. Do you really want to see naked pics of Screech? They don't say WHO gets the dirty sanchez, btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom his agent should have said he WOULD HAVE appeared on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Dirty Sanchez From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Dirty sanchez) Jump to: navigation, search For other uses, see Dirty Sanchez (disambiguation). Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner. It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache." While there is nothing inherently latin or Hispanic about the gesture or resulting moustache, it carries the name of "Sanchez," which is likely result of the following take on its origin. Named after a web comics fictional character of the early 90's called 'The Dirty Sanchez Adventures', the story of a Mexican superhero in Texas, who is also an illegal immigrant. In the comic the main character, Dirty Sanchez, seduces white married women in order to have anal intercourse with them and sometimes with their husbands. His personal signature being the "moustache" he leaves on the faces of his sexual partners after they perform oral sex on him. The comic website was hosted for a short period of time by Geocities. The Dirty Sanchez is a popular turn of phrase, appearing in a variety of pop culture references including the name of a bar in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The bar's mascot was an apparently hispanic woman with a moustache. Another popular reference is in The Aristocrats joke. It became well known in the American lexicon after Opie & Anthony helped popularize it on the East Coast of the US during their run on WNEW in 1998-2002. Their show, averaging in the millions of listeners at the time, helped to spread its usage throughout the US & other shows (including Howard Stern) began to use the phrase, as it was not fined by the FCC at the time. [edit] See also Ass to mouth Coprophagia Body parts slang List of sexual slurs Dustin Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 Dirty Sanchez hey JonE how great would it be to have a picture of Dirty Sanchez as an avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Does it bother anyone else that Screech and Pauly Shore get more ass than a toilet seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Dirty Sanchez From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Dirty sanchez) Jump to: navigation, search For other uses, see Dirty Sanchez (disambiguation). Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner. It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache." While there is nothing inherently latin or Hispanic about the gesture or resulting moustache, it carries the name of "Sanchez," which is likely result of the following take on its origin. Named after a web comics fictional character of the early 90's called 'The Dirty Sanchez Adventures', the story of a Mexican superhero in Texas, who is also an illegal immigrant. In the comic the main character, Dirty Sanchez, seduces white married women in order to have anal intercourse with them and sometimes with their husbands. His personal signature being the "moustache" he leaves on the faces of his sexual partners after they perform oral sex on him. The comic website was hosted for a short period of time by Geocities. The Dirty Sanchez is a popular turn of phrase, appearing in a variety of pop culture references including the name of a bar in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The bar's mascot was an apparently hispanic woman with a moustache. Another popular reference is in The Aristocrats joke. It became well known in the American lexicon after Opie & Anthony helped popularize it on the East Coast of the US during their run on WNEW in 1998-2002. Their show, averaging in the millions of listeners at the time, helped to spread its usage throughout the US & other shows (including Howard Stern) began to use the phrase, as it was not fined by the FCC at the time. [edit] See also Ass to mouth Coprophagia Body parts slang List of sexual slurs Dustin Diamond That could very well be the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 That could very well be the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Garb, I'm surprised at you. How long have you had your computer? This is the information age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I can't believe wikipedia has an in depth explanation for "dirty sanchez" unreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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