GreenBeans Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 How-do everybody, welcome to POTW on this fine Thursday morning - I hope it has found you all healthy and happy. This has been a fine week in the GreenBeans household (well, sort of) with the Tarheels of North Carolina looking stron and prety tough and the Dookies going out to VCU in round one this year. Ahhh, what a great weekend to be alive. Of course my bracket is shot to hell (not due to Dook, either), but such is life. This was a pretty light week, but there is some funny stuff below. Let's get right on into it, there is a SHOCKER at the end - trust me: ----- Originally Posted by JonEJet Let the Chad Hater Circle Jerk Commence Before you pass judgement on Chad, give him a chance with a running game A running game sort of helps Originally Posted by The Troll Yes, handing off to future Hall of Famer Curtis Martin his first three seasons as a starter wasn't enough. Chad needs Barry Sanders. (Editor's note: JonE is now a CuMar hater? F-U JonE, Curtis is a WARRIOR!) ----- Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet (The Nomination "POTW NOM Tabor = Owned!" - Smizzy) (The Response "Oh no! What have I done... tonight will be fun in the Tabor household. Maybe he won't see this! hee hee" - MrsTaborJet) (Editor's note: I'm not sure what's better, the nominated post or the response to being nominated. Care for another shot, MrsT?) ----- Originally Posted by BoomBoomMancini Question for guitarists(I know there is that guy who is a pro on this board) This girl loves the song Name by the Goo Goo Dolls.. Im listening to it, and this friggin thing is in a f'd up tuning. turns out its the tuning is one of those typical string breaker tunings.. Now Im not the goo goo dolls and I dont have 100 guitars lying around The closest thing I got was an open G tuning.. It sounds OK, but def not right... Should I go for it? Or is it too dangerous? Originally Posted by BadgerOnTHC I don't understand. Are you trying to find the G-spot? (Editor's note: BoomBoom is trying, that's the more interesting thing here. Let's not put the cart before the horse...) ----- Originally Posted by Alk Jealousy has nothing to do with it, I just hate basketball in general. Originally Posted by Verde Agreed. I'd rather watch paint dry. Originally Posted by joewilly hurry on over girl, I just painted my bedroom ceiling (Editor's note: Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Painting", I like it...) ----- Originally Posted by GreenBeans (Editor's note: Hey look, Smizzy can work for Dell now!) (Editor's note: Thanks for the nom, JC - I hope Butch is OK!) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Originally Posted by Ten It's going to be difficult to play quarterback and hold a chainsaw at the same time,and painful too if you're Nick Mangold. (Editor's note: Is it true what they say about men with big chainsaws, ecurb?) ----- Originally Posted by shutout Not good work at all,I know,but frankly I'm disappointed that I had to be the one to (half-assedly) attempt something this obvious (Editor's note: Damn, Vilma got uglier this off season and looks like he gained a few pounds, too...) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy Jets | Coleman could replace von Oelhoffen Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:56:17 -0700 Rich Cimini, of the New York Daily News, reporting for the Sporting News, reports New York Jets DL Kenyon Coleman is the leading candidate to replace aging DL Kimo von Oelhoffen, who's better suited to a backup role. Originally Posted by bitonti Jets | Cimini has astute command of obvious Wed, 15 Mar 2007 07:44:32 -0700 Rich Cimini, of the New York Daily News, reporting for the Sporting News, reports that the sun is expected to rise and set today. In other news the sky is expected to be blue. (Editor's note: What's his take on the "bowling-ball with butcher Knives"?) ----- Topic: 1991 SB Giants Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards And how many TD's would the Jets have scored that day (a Jets offense that got shut out twice in the regular season)? With Chad in there, the Giants would have lost despite these two things: 1) Defense 2) Coaching Originally Posted by #27TheDominator Sperm, the Giants scored zero tds that game. 3 x 5 = 15. I think Chad could have mustered 0 tds. Give me LT and I'll take whatever mid-level qb you want. Craig fumbled at least twice including once on the final drive with the lead and Bahr kicked a boatload of field goals: 28, 42, 46, 38 and 42 yarders. If Doug Brien had done that maybe we wouldn't be sitting here saying Penny couldn't get it done because Jeff Hostetler got shut out on the NFC title game and he "got it done" according to most of your criteria. The Giants won because of defense a lucky ass fake punt and a lights out fg kicker. (Editor's note: Ha! Take that, Spermie.) ----- Originally Posted by #27TheDominator Sperm, the Giants scored zero tds that game. 3 x 5 = 15. I think Chad could have mustered 0 tds. Give me LT and I'll take whatever mid-level qb you want. Craig fumbled at least twice including once on the final drive with the lead and Bahr kicked a boatload of field goals: 28, 42, 46, 38 and 42 yarders. If Doug Brien had done that maybe we wouldn't be sitting here saying Penny couldn't get it done because Jeff Hostetler got shut out on the NFC title game and he "got it done" according to most of your criteria. The Giants won because of defense a lucky ass fake punt and a lights out fg kicker. Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards You've got to be kidding me. You think Bahr aided Hoss more than Moss/Tongue aided Chad? lol. If the Jets DID win that game, it was not because of the Chad-led offense - it would have been because the special teams & defense scored two touchdowns. But for those two non-offensive Jets TD's, it's not even a game. He also managed 0 turnovers & gained a full yard more per pass attempt. Bettis also fumbled away 3-7 points on the Jets' 23 yard line when Pittsburgh was moving the ball with ease. And who were Hoss's WR's & who were Chad's again? And who had better RB's? It was classic Chad, doing less with more. Hoss led the offense to 15 points. Even IF Brien hit one more FG, Chad led the offense to 6 points. I can't believe you would suggest something so silly. But it's telling that you think Chad should only measure up nearly-favorably, in 1 isolated game, to a QB you see as a backup worse than he is. Forget about the endzone; it would have been nice if Chad got us into the RED zone even ONCE in 5 quarters of play instead of giving Brien 3 attempts at 42, 43, and 47 in Heinz Field. I noticed you also glossed over Hostetler's 8 TD's to 0 turnovers in the post-season compared to Chad's 7 TD's to 7 turnovers (each started 5 games). Lastly, the SF/NYG game was the NFC championship game. Two weeks later they won the SB. Chad has never been to a championship game going into his 8th season. And judging by the position the defense & special teams put the Jets in vs Pittsburgh (scoring two TD's and getting a turnover when Pittsburgh was driving deep in Jets territory), Chad had about every advantage a QB could hope to ask for. Lining up a weak-legged kicker in Heinz field for three 42-47 yd FG attempts in 5 quarters of play is not getting the job done. (The Nomination "I am officially on both sides of the fence. I can't wait for the rebuttal. I am going to NOM that one as well. Screw Beans. He is overpaid." - Max) (Editor's note: Ha! Take that #27. Oh, and don't let Max fool you - he likes "sitting" on that fence. Finally, I'm with Max - I'm overpaid.) ----- Topic: Will another Jet ever wear the #10? Originally Posted by The Troll Yes. Whenever Ben Graham retires, our new punter will proudly wear the #10. (Editor's note: 10 is a crummy punter's number...) ----- Originally Posted by CrazyCarl40 I would, but doesn't that brand of peanut butter have that whole recall issue to already deal with? I am glad your true colors are finally showing. Personal attacks and unsubstantiated rumors about posters. How low will you go for a laugh Garb? Are you the desperate for a POTW nom? (Sorry beans for drawing your attention here via the search feature without there actually being one). See what you made me do Garb? (Editor's note: It's all good, Carl, just take it easy on my babydoll Garbie. She's good people and SEXY!) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy What? Who wants to smell like an old man? Someone bought me Old Spice once, I threw it out in the box. What is Old Spice anyway? Pirate Piss? (Editor's note: Old Spice In the movie Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace is shown shaving her pubic hair with an Old Spice shaving kit while the soundtrack plays a sea shanty.) ----- Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by Roy Williams Originally Posted by timbok damn i hate unc Originally Posted by jetheelz Look at the bright side...at least now you and afo have more time to figure out things like who took the longest piss ever. (Editor's note: F Dook! Go HEELS!) ----- Originally Posted by timbok Next year jetheelz the DUKE BLUEDEVILS WILL TAKE OVER next year it will be payback. I WILL BET YOU 3,000 VBOOKIE POINTS ON THAT Originally Posted by AVM Sorry tim, you must be confused... this thread is on MENS basketball (Editor's note: Hard to tell the women from the men over there at Dook. You every taken a walk by/through K-ville - disgusting.) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy We have 12 inches and it's still going strong. Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet Wow, that sounds like a title of a porn flick. Hmmm. Originally Posted by Smizzy I hear all women are intrested in 12 inches....but JetsFanByMarriage says she hates f**king max 3 times to get it. (Editor's note: I think you could leave the "3 times to get it" off the end of the sentence and it would still be a valid comment.) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy Chad Penninton = Playoff elimination (Editor's note: What is this, "new math"? gg, a little help here please!) ----- Topic: Smizzy Are You OK? Originally Posted by jetsrule128 wow...so is he ok? Originally Posted by Bob He's fine. He's doing a live chat with Janelle at Kinko's. (Editor's note: Damn that Smizzy is lucky...) ----- Originally Posted by joewilly hey bill, please stop botherin the other posters. thanks Originally Posted by Bill Parcells Right! I forgot! You're like the truant officer on the little rascals,nothing gets by you. Originally Posted by joewilly you nailed it bill, cept that the rascals are a LOT bigger here pound for pound . (Editor's note: There are some hefty rascals running around here, aren't there? Who is Darla?) ----- Originally Posted by Thor99 Yep, management is really pissing off the fanbase. Monster seats, picnic tables, roof seats, dugout seats. Clean up Fenway, add better concessions. Who do they think they are? These are all win-win situations. Fans get a better chance to see their favorite team, and management gets their almighty dollar. Root for the team, not the owners Garb. BTW, exactly how big is your horse? Originally Posted by Garb NESN is a cable station and many people have been out-priced at Fenway. Not exactly sure where the "better chance to see your team" comes. My house is very little. My yard is the size of a Manny Ramirez's brain. I can cut the lawn in fifteen minutes. (Editor's note: Garb is just so awesome - she calls 'em like she see's 'em! Now what's the deal with the HORSE, hmmmm?) ----- Topic: hunger strike for american idol Originally Posted by war ensemble When I saw this thread title I thought 128 was going on a hunger strike for one american idol finalist to win, or for Kaysar to be automatically picked as the winner. (Editor's note: Stop, just please stop.) ----- Topic: Dolphins' Porter, Bengals' Jones in altercation Originally Posted by Max Guys he punched a Bengal. Which means that Porter was probably acting in self defense, lol. (Editor's note: Joey Porter is a bigger jackas$ than any player on that Bengals team - well, except for Chris Henry) ----- Originally Posted by crashingjet At least Porter won the fight. Besides it's a misdemeanor. Big deal. Porter will pay a small fine and do 50 hours of community service. Originally Posted by joewilly hopefully not in my community. (Editor's note: Hey joe, I here Joey is bringing his dogs by for you to watch while he cleans the dead leaves off of the palm trees. Are you good with that?) ----- Topic: Why We Look the Other Way Originally Posted by hoping4ASuperBowl Intersting article on ESPN..... Originally Posted by Arsis too long didn't read. (Editor's note: And people wonder about America's future...) ----- Topic: The Official HOT CHICKS THREAD Originally Posted by Bill Parcells Ok..that's it for a while..everybody back to work. (Editor's note: Holy cow, Bill, how did you get a picturee like that of my WIFE?????) ----- Topic: If the NBA shut down tonight... Originally Posted by johnny green balls excellent point. he's perpetuating the trend of individualism that glorifies guys like iverson that average 30 pts a game but on 9 of 35 shooting. Originally Posted by toon88 in the NBA, 9 of 35 shooting? is that in the game or outside the strip club afterwards? (Editor's note: Not possible - these guys are terrible shots there, too.) ----- Originally Posted by James Hasty It's funny. I just noticed an old "private message" in my inbox on that other Jets site: Private Message: hey 02-23-2005, 08:55 PM Top Smizzy Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10,736 hey -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maxman & TomShane started a Jets website www.*********.com come check it out. Hope you guys get a kick out of it. (Editor's note: "Thanks for the memory Of things I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Alright ALK!!!!!! well deserved and a long time overdue great job Beans AS USUAL the comments are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 No wonder that bastard Alk was so anxious about the POTW thread. Well Alk, congrats on your historic win. Beans, please report to the managers office for a debriefing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Congrats Alk! Great job again beans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 WOW!! I honestly thought this day would never come. Now that it has, I have to say it feels absolutely nothing like I thought it would. I would like to thank the following people. Sperm Edwards - I really do give him all of the credit for my newfound love of all things Photoshop. greengal - I'm very flattered but married. stormshadow19 - He must have never stopped crying because my head is still intact...both of them... max - It wasn't the bike shorts and tube top that made you look fat...it was the fat that made you look fat. greenbeans - For finally realizing that discrimination went out in the 70s. Oh yeah and he does a hell of a job every week. But if I can be serious for a second, eff all of those people, I really thank nobody but myself. Thanks GreenBeans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Well its about time. At times Alk is comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 No wonder that bastard Alk was so anxious about the POTW thread. Well Alk, congrats on your historic win. Beans, please report to the managers office for a debriefing. yeah, how bout this dna. whoever wakes up 1st next wednesday we'll call eachother & start saying stuff like where the hell is the potw thread. we'll split the prize. all this sucking up hasn't been working, apparently intimidation is the way to go. congrats to alk for beating the system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 So does this sort of make me the Rosa Parks of internet message boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 yeah, how bout this dna. whoever wakes up 1st next wednesday we'll call eachother & start saying stuff like where the hell is the potw thread. we'll split the prize. all this sucking up hasn't been working, apparently intimidation is the way to go. congrats to alk for beating the system hey who do you think broke the code jw?....SFJ...that's who-I was whining about never winning and how Beans hates me and the guy throws me a bone a few weeks ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 So does this sort of make me the Rosa Parks of internet message boards? no but hell has officially frozen over and pigs are circling above JN headquarters as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Alright ALK!!!!!! well deserved and a long time overdue great job Beans AS USUAL the comments are great Thank you, SoFla. No wonder that bastard Alk was so anxious about the POTW thread. Well Alk, congrats on your historic win. Beans, please report to the managers office for a debriefing. You're not going to trick me with that "manager's office" stuff again, DNA. No sir! WOW!! I honestly thought this day would never come. Now that it has, I have to say it feels absolutely nothing like I thought it would. I would like to thank the following people. Sperm Edwards - I really do give him all of the credit for my newfound love of all things Photoshop. greengal - I'm very flattered but married. stormshadow19 - He must have never stopped crying because my head is still intact...both of them... max - It wasn't the bike shorts and tube top that made you look fat...it was the fat that made you look fat. greenbeans - For finally realizing that discrimination went out in the 70s. Oh yeah and he does a hell of a job every week. But if I can be serious for a second, eff all of those people, I really thank nobody but myself. Thanks GreenBeans!! Nice job. yeah, how bout this dna. whoever wakes up 1st next wednesday we'll call eachother & start saying stuff like where the hell is the potw thread. we'll split the prize. all this sucking up hasn't been working, apparently intimidation is the way to go. congrats to alk for beating the system To quote a Led Zeppelin tune - " Your Time Is Gonna Come" - someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Not to sound ungrateful but is there any way I could get a red or blue POTW banner? This green just doesn't suit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Not to sound ungrateful but is there any way I could get a red or blue POTW banner? This green just doesn't suit me. bring it into the shop alk. me & dna will see what we can do for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 That Stormshadow comment was brilliant. Congrats, you Patsie pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 WOW!! I honestly thought this day would never come. Now that it has, I have to say it feels absolutely nothing like I thought it would. I would like to thank the following people. Sperm Edwards - I really do give him all of the credit for my newfound love of all things Photoshop. greengal - I'm very flattered but married. stormshadow19 - He must have never stopped crying because my head is still intact...both of them... max - It wasn't the bike shorts and tube top that made you look fat...it was the fat that made you look fat. greenbeans - For finally realizing that discrimination went out in the 70s. Oh yeah and he does a hell of a job every week. But if I can be serious for a second, eff all of those people, I really thank nobody but myself. Thanks GreenBeans!! Hey Husker! Dont fugget who nommed that post! Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 well this solidifies it. SS is officially gone for good after enduring GOB and now enternal infamy as POTW fodder. congrats alk and gj beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 bring it into the shop alk. me & dna will see what we can do for ya Yeah, the shop's right down there Alk, just go in and tell them I sent ya, don't be afraid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Congrats Alk. You are truly an inspiration to us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hey Husker! Dont fugget who nommed that post! Good job. Wow, I'm going to make a good prima donna forgetting the ones who got me here. Thanks JC!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Wow, I'm going to make a good prima donna forgetting the ones who got me here. Thanks JC!! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Congrats ALK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Good job Alk... YOU BASTARD!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Well it's about time ALK , For the love of Pete man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Well its about time. At times Alk is comedy gold. Yes, but his fandom of the Pats is always aluminum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 ALK; Max will stop by tonight, all showered and shaved, with your 'special' POTW prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 GreenBeans is officially sleeping with the enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 GreenBeans is officially sleeping with the enemy. GreenBeans is Julia Roberts? And they say JN can't get celebs to post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 GreenBeans is officially sleeping with the enemy. Hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 GreenBeans is officially sleeping with the enemy. fingerbanging isn't sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 GreenBeans is Julia Roberts? And they say JN can't get celebs to post here. Julia Childs, actually. fingerbanging isn't sex Wow, you must have been something else in high school, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 GreenBeans is Julia Roberts? And they say JN can't get celebs to post here. Chris Rock reads the board. He told me last week in an E-mail Im " one funny cracker " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Chris Rock reads the board. He told me last week in an E-mail Im " one funny cracker " "crackity a$$ cracka!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Julia Childs, actually. Wow, you must have been something else in high school, kiddo. i'm planning on it; after i graduate middle school i'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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