Johnny Damon hurt.

[Jet/BosoxFan 2,164]

Mr. Durable (hey, wasnt that what you Yankee honks were calling JD Drew?) will be out "longer than expected" due to a calf injury that is "worse than I thought it was. I can barely walk" as per ESPN.

Please, oh please, can we watch the late great Bernie Williams' carcass stumble around CF for one more year!!!????!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ECURB 165,275]

Who are you to talk??? You have Coco Crisp... wooohooo...

Cabrera > Crisp

[oxscott 845]

sit down in your seat. i d rather have melky out there anyway, better arm, bat will be damn close. not to mention he was never considered an idiot.

[Bob 158,596]

Bernie Williams can hit Gil Meche.

[oxscott 845]

and you were right, Dice k isnt the new Fat toad . . . Shilling is! hahaha good game against the AAA Royals!

[timbok 591]

lol..mr.damon is a beast

[Matt39 41,280]

Melky would probably start in center for the Red Sox.

Damon will be fine, anyway.

[124 142,407]

Bernie > Crisp.

But, thats not even the argument.

Melky > Crisp.

[Kidhuman 75,811]

Crisp sucks.

I think Matsui will go to Center and Melky in left.

[Jet/BosoxFan 2,164]

Not bad...we got about 2 posts into the subject of Johnny Damon being too old, fat and tired to get it done anymore and you people veered off course.

Im OK with that. After all, nobody expects you people to be in mid-season form yet, but be advised that Spring Training is officially over. Maybe it was the off day that has thrown you people off your game???

But this thread is about Johnny Demon and his fractured labia...nothing else.

[Smizzy 114]

Not bad...we got about 2 posts into the subject of Johnny Damon being too old, fat and tired to get it done anymore and you people veered off course.

Im OK with that. After all, nobody expects you people to be in mid-season form yet, but be advised that Spring Training is officially over. Maybe it was the off day that has thrown you people off your game???

But this thread is about Johnny Demon and his fractured labia...nothing else.

**** Johnny Damon. The pathetic part of this whole thing is Bosox starting a thread to celebrate an injury to a Yankee. So what Redsox players goes down for the season this yr? Manny or Ortiz ?

[The Gun Of Bavaria 208,500]

This is like Matilda's School for the Mute fighting with Our Blessed Lady of St. Gertrude's School for the Deaf.

I love watching you guys go at it.

[The Gun Of Bavaria 208,500]

**** Johnny Damon. The pathetic thing is Bosox starting a thread to celebrate an injury to a Yankee. So what Redsox players goes down for the season this yr? Manny or Ortiz ?

Smizz,

Manny doesn't need to get injured, he'll take himself out of the lineup at some point anyways.

Oh, and F Johnny Damon

[Smizzy 114]

Smizz,

Manny doesn't need to get injured, he'll take himself out of the lineup at some point anyways.

Oh, and F Johnny Damon

Really. How many REAL Yankee fans give 2 sh*ts about some washed up Redsox reject anyway? F-him.

[Bob 158,596]

Johnny Damon can hit Gil Meche, too.

[Kidhuman 75,811]

Smizz,

Manny doesn't need to get injured, he'll take himself out of the lineup at some point anyways.

Oh, and F Johnny Damon

Manny will injure himself walking out of the Monster in between innings.

Oh yeah.....F Verlander

[Jet/BosoxFan 2,164]

Smizz,

Manny doesn't need to get injured, he'll take himself out of the lineup at some point anyways.

Oh, and F Johnny Damon

Talk about not being in mid-season form...Donut Boy really has been struggling of late.

[Cmart28Coles87 865]

Damon will be fine blowsux fan. He'll be back in time to serve up an asswhoopin of a life time on your pitching staff just like the boston massacre last year. By the way we all know Melky > Crisp. Crisp will never be on Melkys level. Hell I think even Kevin Thompson is better than coco puff crisp.

[Sharrow 37,774]

I saw some of the first Yankee game on espn and I remember seeing Damon make a throw to third, from shallow-center. It was absolutely pitiful. Honestly, I could only describe it as throwing like a girl. Hopefully I can see Coco Puffs make a throw from center tomorrow on espn so I can make a good comparison.

[oxscott 845]

Manny will injure himself walking out of the Monster in between innings.

Oh yeah.....F Verlander

whoa whoa whoa, what did the ODU boy, Verlander do to you. he is nothing but a breath of fresh air in the league!

[Jet/BosoxFan 2,164]

Melky Cabrera sucks!

[Smizzy 114]

Melky Cabrera sucks!

Melky Cabrera >> CoCo Crisp

When are you going to show this mid-season for you keep bragging about?

All I see is weak sh*t.

[madmike1 109,248]

Melky Cabrera sucks!

You're gonna get yourself banned dude. If you're gonna bash the yankees fine but at least be accountable for your own team's problems. If not then you're just throwing stones for no reason other then to bait other posters..

[shutout 22,963]

You're gonna get yourself banned dude. If you're gonna bash the yankees fine but at least be accountable for your own team's problems. If not then you're just throwing stones for no reason other then to bait other posters..

Mike,I thought you'd been around long enough to know thats JBFs M.O

[madmike1 109,248]

Mike,I thought you'd been around long enough to know thats JBFs M.O

I know but i'm just saying that it's pretty clear the mods are getting tired of that act as TX learned.

[Thor99 410,302]

You're gonna get yourself banned dude.

I promise you that won't happen.

[Jet/BosoxFan 2,164]

You're gonna get yourself banned dude. If you're gonna bash the yankees fine but at least be accountable for your own team's problems. If not then you're just throwing stones for no reason other then to bait other posters..

Since when is expressing an opinion about a baseball player IN THE BASEBALL FORUM a bannable offense? Are you freakin' kidding me?

Especially when the player in question is an overrated SCRUB@SS .270 hitter. I hesitate to even call Melky "Overrated". I dont think anyone rates him all that high except Yankee fans and Brian Cashman, who for some reason has not written his resignation letter. He eats a ton of sh*t, publicly and priavtely from the the fat old man steinbrenner. And lately he has this habit of being in love with the Yankee farm players...which in previous years, the Yankees would have traded away in exchange for established players that would help them win a World Series or 2 this millenium. Hows that working out for them??? Hehehe!!!

In summation:

MELKY CABRERA SUCKS! HE SUCKS LIKE A HOOVER! AND SO DOES ANYONE WHO THINKS I SHOULD BE BANNED FOR SAYING THAT MELKY SUCKS!!!

[Kidhuman 75,811]

whoa whoa whoa, what did the ODU boy, Verlander do to you. he is nothing but a breath of fresh air in the league!

Tiger Fan says F Damon, so I say F Verlander. I happen to like the guy as a pitcher, but it was more a shot at G.O.B.

[AFJF 42,513]

Another reason for Yankee fans and Brian Cashman to love Melky (besides his off the chart patience for a young hitter, versatility, above average arm, above average speed, and being a switch hitter)

.340 vs. Bal

.304 vs. Bos

.318 vs. Tor

and for those who care

.348 vs. NYM

Not bad for 24 year old in division/pressure games

although he's going to have to fix that .186 vs TB

[Bob 158,596]

Melky Cabrera can hit Gil Meche.

[Kidhuman 75,811]

Melky Cabrera can hit Gil Meche.

I can hit Gil Meche

[madmike1 109,248]

Another reason for Yankee fans and Brian Cashman to love Melky (besides his off the chart patience for a young hitter, versatility, above average arm, above average speed, and being a switch hitter)

.340 vs. Bal

.304 vs. Bos

.318 vs. Tor

and for those who care

.348 vs. NYM

Not bad for 24 year old in division/pressure games

although he's going to have to fix that .186 vs TB

The Yankees should've traded Melky this past off season.

[Bob 158,596]

I can hit Gil Meche

The Red Sox can't.

[Kidhuman 75,811]

Maybe we should have signed him then.

[madmike1 109,248]

I can hit Gil Meche

No you can't. He might be overpaid but he's a good pitcher.