Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I used to be able to pick up a quarter with a forklift. I won a lot of quarters doing that. I've seen that trick a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I work for a Freight Brokerage. I do the billing, claims, tracking et al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I used to be able to pick up a quarter with a forklift. I won a lot of quarters doing that. I've seen that trick a few times. Thats a good skill to have around this joint - you sure don't want to be bending over to pick one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Professional swordsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnamath Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 project manager for a communications company that ends in OLA I supervise the construction of communication tower sites for 911/public safety systems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Starting in January, I'm going to quit my job and live comfortably off the government dime, paid for by you, the taxpayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Starting in January, I'm going to quit my job and live comfortably off the government dime, paid for by you, the taxpayers. Statements like yours brings a tear of joy to my eye. Hard work and self reliance is probably what leads to so many heart attacks and strokes in this country. Truly, it is time for hope and change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Starting in January, I'm going to quit my job and live comfortably off the government dime, paid for by you, the taxpayers. That seems to be what a large part of our society will be doing now that leftie is Prez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 You guys f#cking disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Manager/Maintenance Supervisor of a local business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 That seems to be what a large part of our society will be doing now that leftie is Prez Up until now, it was all the GOP cronies who had that gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Manager/Maintenance Supervisor of a local business. "Do you have pigs feet?" "Yeah, I got pigs feet." "Where do you buy your shoes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Do you have pigs feet?" "Yeah, I got pigs feet." "Where do you buy your shoes?" "Hey, what are you a fu**kin' nut?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Processor for a Payroll company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hey, what are you a fu**kin' nut?" "I'LL PUT TWO ZIGS ON YOUR FACE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "I'LL PUT TWO ZIGS ON YOUR FACE!" "Pep-e Roni. He's an Italian fella. (Shouted to bar) Pep-e Roni. We got a Pep-e Roni here? (In the bar's background: Pep-e Roni? ) (Back to phone) No, nobody by that name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Pep-e Roni. He's an Italian fella." Pep-e Roni. We got a Pep-e Roni here? (In the bar's background: Pep-e Roni? ) No, nobody by that name." "Hey Red...we dug up your Grandmother and ****ed her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hey Red...we dug up your Grandmother and ****ed her." "Huh (sic) skeleton." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Processor for a Payroll company Ok, which one? We could be working for the same company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Pep-e Roni. He's an Italian fella. (Shouted to bar) Pep-e Roni. We got a Pep-e Roni here? (In the bar's background: Pep-e Roni? ) (Back to phone) No, nobody by that name." "Don't worry, I know who you are. You're friends were in here braggin' about you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hey Red...we dug up your Grandmother and ****ed her." GOD HELP YOU BOY WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Don't worry, I know who you are. You're friends were in here braggin' about you." How did the Stu- Pid bit go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 GOD HELP YOU BOY WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU "I'm comin' down now. (Shouting insanely into phone) Come down here. My name is Red. And when I get ya, boy. God bless ya." LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 How did the Stu- Pid bit go? "Could you ask if Stu Pit is there, please? Who? (Person starts to laugh slightly) Pit. Stu Pit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 How did the Stu- Pid bit go? "Why you trying to make a jerk out of yourself?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "I'm comin' down now. (Shouting insanely into phone) Come down here. My name is Red. And when I get ya, boy. God bless ya." LOL! <froggy voice>COULD YA ASK FOR ME PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I sell tampons door to door. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Why you trying to make a jerk out of yourself?" "Your mother has been sucking my c**k for many years, and now you're gonna make a jerk out of yourself?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 :vactiontime:RETIRED......Travel with the JETS.....take vacations....Happy hours..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Pep-e Roni. He's an Italian fella. (Shouted to bar) Pep-e Roni. We got a Pep-e Roni here? (In the bar's background: Pep-e Roni? ) (Back to phone) No, nobody by that name." What about Hal Jalykakick? Since I haven't heard them in so long and my copy is long lost, I'm going to have to download the Tube Bar tapes for old-time's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 What about Hal Jalykakick? Since I haven't heard them in so long and my copy is long lost, I'm going to have to download the Tube Bar tapes for old-time's sake. "Hal...H..A.L..Jallikikick...Jal..i..kik...He's a Polish fella." LOL. I am doing this from memory as I was/am obsessed with that gem for going on 35 years. I still have a cassette copy--not the original, and I don't have a cassette player anymore anyway--that I have shared with people from my college and work days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Ok, which one? We could be working for the same company i work for a florida based company called Employee Leasing Solutions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Louis "Red" Deutsch on our far right. RIP you "rat bastard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hal...H..A.L..Jallikikick...Jal..i..kik...He's a Polish fella." LOL. I am doing this from memory as I was/am obsessed with that gem for going on 35 years. I still have a cassette copy--not the original, and I don't have a cassette player anymore anyway--that I have shared with people from my college and work days. I did remember them saying he was Polish the spelling that in no way resembled Jalikakick. I got the tape from my cousin and on the other side he had put some John Valby songs... a nice dose of profanity for a 12-year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm a full-time student (marketing major), I'm a server at a restaurant/bar, and I'm a freelance advertising artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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