How many of you have played professional sports? (before you criticize my opinions)

[Maxman]

Max, thanks for this great honor! I only hope I am worthy.... Does this excuse me from grill duty on Sunday?

Sure.

Just appoint someone else to cook, we are generally a pretty hungry bunch.

[Thor99]

Sure.

Just appoint someone else to cook, we are generally a pretty hungry bunch.

Who's in charge of doughnuts? That's going to cost a pretty penny.

[De-Jet-Erate/Duane]

Sure.

Just appoint someone else to cook, we are generally a pretty hungry bunch.

It don't look like you miss many meals

[Jet Moses]

Bump!

{I couldn't let this masterpiece fall off page 1}

[Maxman]

It don't look like you miss many meals

I can ban you. Then you will have no friends. Those Pa people, they don't like you.

I'm just saying.

[war ensemble]

I can ban you. Then you will have no friends. Those Pa people, they don't like you.

I'm just saying.

I know who I'd pick in a Max vs Duane fight.

[Thor99]

I know who I'd pick in a Max vs Duane fight.

That wouldn't even be a fight. It would be a slaughter.

Max would visualize Duane as a Twinkie. Fight over.

[war ensemble]

That wouldn't even be a fight. It would be a slaughter.

Max would visualize Duane as a Twinkie. Fight over.

Duane would take a bath in booze beforehand, so Max won't even touch him.

[Thor99]

Duane would take a bath in booze beforehand, so Max won't even touch him.

Doesn't matter what he's covered in, he's still a man.

Max will most certainly touch him.

[BP]

That wouldn't even be a fight. It would be a slaughter.

Max would visualize Duane as a Twinkie. Fight over.

Max would visualize Duane as a sno-ball, his favorite.

[Thor99]

Max would visualize Duane as a sno-ball, his favorite.

He does like to sno-ball, doesn't he.

(Go look it up)

[Arsis]

He does like to sno-ball, doesn't he.

(Go look it up)

What part of the snowball process does max take part in?

[Thor99]

What part of the snowball process does max take part in?

Making out with his boyfriend afterwards.

It doesn't really matter, does it?

[De-Jet-Erate/Duane]

I can ban you. Then you will have no friends. Those Pa people, they don't like you.

I'm just saying.

Max, shut up and lite the grill.

[Maxman]

Max, shut up and lite the grill.

Duane,

How are December's numbers looking?

Signed,

The Management

[De-Jet-Erate/Duane]

Duane,

How are December's numbers looking?

Signed,

The Management

It's a little early to tell but it looks strong. Just had the best November I ever had. How is that any concern of yours?

[Jetscode1]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

[GangGreen]

Name?

^^^^^

[BP]

Oh, here's this thread.

[RoadFan]

Oh, here's this thread.

I needed a good laugh...this thread is hysterical!

[Sharrow]

I got paid to shovel sidewalks back when I was a kid. If I see anybody in the lounge whining and complaining about shoveling snow this winter, heads are going to roll. So watch what you ****ing say.

[lancemehl]

Before you guys criticize my opinions, answer this:

How many of you have played professional sports? I have.. so until you do, i don't think you guys know what's going on in a locker room, during practice, or during a game.

1 1/2 years of class A baseball!!!!!! Why the f#$k wasn't this guy interviewed for

HC?

Edited December 15, 2008 by lancemehl

[lancemehl]

The dream isn't dead, BRAH!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maxman]

It's a little early to tell but it looks strong. Just had the best November I ever had. How is that any concern of yours?

I am a shareholder.

[ECURB]

RUN AEC RUN!

[Jet Moses]

Bruce is on fire, lately!

[Jet Moses]

RUN AEC RUN!

[ECURB]

Thanks for the shameless bump JetMo!

[ECURB]

AEC4 in his semi pro days...

[BP]

I just subscribed to this thread, so it will never be lost. ever.

[ECURB]

I just subscribed to this thread, so it will never be lost. ever.

I think there are quite a few of us that have this thread on our list..

[DireJet38]

This guy is like a z-rate Pat Jordan.

[Jetman_67]

Before you guys criticize my opinions, answer this:

How many of you have played professional sports? I have.. so until you do, i don't think you guys know what's going on in a locker room, during practice, or during a game.

I was a professional pocket pool player. Does that count???? I know what goes on in a locker room.

Edited December 17, 2008 by Jetman67

[Arsis]

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[RoadFan]

Lamest thread of all time.

C'mon fellas! This thread fell way too far back....

Edited December 18, 2008 by RoadFan