PFSIKH Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 IrishJet vs. GG: GG comes up limping a la Karate Kid after 124 cheapshots her in the knee. She slowly assumes the Crane Kick position. IJ fresh from a trip to an Irish Ale House stumbles to the octagon and yells, "Get in my belly." Amused and giggling by his bad imitation of Fat Bastard, stumbles forward and finds GG's left foot hitting his right temple. GG advances. Verde vs. PDM: PDM enters the octagon and finds Verde in the middle of the ring. She sits in the Lotus position with her eyes closed. PDM wearily looks about the ring fearing a trap. He cautiously approaches Verde. She serenly maintains her position and does not even acknowledge his presence as he moves a mere foot away. PDM slowly draws his foot back to strike. He releases all his anger in a kick. Verde swiftly blocks his kick with one arm and strikes PDM's junk with the other. Verde is stunned as PDM does not even flinch at her powerful strike. PDM sneers, "Silly girl, they were lost in a tragic smelting accident." PDM pulls her arm forward and wraps his arm around her neck and submits Verde in a Rear Naked Choke Hold. PDM advances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Damn, the last time a woman beat me like that, I had to pay for it. The final four- IrishJet vs. GG Verde vs. PDM Tough choices... but I had to go with the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ah, the memories! You people have no idea how much fun me, V and GG have had at others expense. Good old fashioned cattiness trumps anything the two gentlemen bring to the table. GG and Verde advance to the Finals of the JN Tourney. That's like saying they have moved to the front row seats on the short bus...but hey, it's special and who am I to rain on their parade? Good Luck, Ladies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Congrats GG on absolutely destroying me in the semi-final. I'm pleased just to get that far. LOL GG's got my vote in the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I protest. These last two rounds went way too quickly. The final four and ultimate winner should be decided after a day of deliberating and posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I protest. These last two rounds went way too quickly. The final four and ultimate winner should be decided after a day of deliberating and posting. I was put up against the wrong person... no sense in fighting it... lol Can we re-do it and include BoomBoom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I protest. These last two rounds went way too quickly. The final four and ultimate winner should be decided after a day of deliberating and posting. i think final should be announced on SB sunday the one with the most votes wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 i think final should be announced on SB sunday the one with the most votes wins Great idea. I was only off line a few hours and missed the last two rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Great idea. I was only off line a few hours and missed the last two rounds. up to thor it is his rodeo, i'm sure u can use the time wisely and create a proper narrative for this upcoming battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I think this tournament is too long - take a look at the posts and you can see I am not the only one that feels this way. Once the final two are announced - vote, vote, vote! We can be done with this by tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Verde & GG. Verde to take the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Congrats, Verde! Still, I'm pleased I got this far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Its an all female finals. I didnt even get to vote in the final 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Verde invites GG over for some tea and crumpets to discuss upcoming battle, GG brings some of her famous brownies to the soiree. As they sit at the table to eat, their eyes meet.... they both do not trust each other and will not take a bite of food until the other does. As they break bread so to speak GG has to use the powder room and as she turns her back, In a Scene from Kill Bill all mayhem occurs Verde slings a sharp Knife which catches GG in the back, GG yanks out knife and proceeds to do a somersaulting routine which included 3 backflips into a roundup and strikes Verde smack in the jaw, verde counters my throwing going Ju Gitsu and using the Claw technique strikes a severe blow GG now wobbling musters up 1 mighty Oy and unleashes 1 final karate chop to Verdes neck.....both have received near mortal blows.... the Vinner is........................ Went with them picking a number between 1 and 100 GG picked 17 Verde picked 69 (naughty girl she is) my number was 44..my lucky # GG was 27 away while Verde was 25.. close as you can get Vinner Verde Great job gals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 When all else fails, I go Jew GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 GG wins this one in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I like JonE's response. GG for the belt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 This is a tough one. These are my girls! I consider them both friends. However, Bumbelina actually attends both Pats/Jets games with me each year- that 'aint easy, folks. GG takes the title! Congrats! You are the Queen of the Flunkies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 So, the final. Is it okay to vote, or do we have to wait for Thor to officially launch the voting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 So, the final. Is it okay to vote, or do we have to wait for Thor to officially launch the voting? That is up to Thor I guess. It is his baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I was awaiting the announcement from Thor But if it counts now: Verdefor the title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 thor wants winner to be the 1st to reach 10 votes so far it is 5 GG 3 Verde a classic catfight i say let voting go thru week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Verde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 Thanks for helping, guys. Work has been a real bitch getting ready for the Super Bowl crowds. I think we went for the first to 10 votes last year. It's time to finish this farce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 gg -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Thanks for helping, guys. Work has been a real bitch getting ready for the Super Bowl crowds. I think we went for the first to 10 votes last year. It's time to finish this farce. Last year just sort of fizzled out after you pretty much conceded. Verde runs at GG, who sidesteps out of the way, causing Verde to miss, and slip. GG takes the opportunity and runs into a nearby warehouse, which happens to be used for weapons smuggling. Verde steals a convenient armour plated SUV equppied with machine guns, and after getting involved with a firefight with some of the guys working for said smugglers, ends up taking a digger and smashing into the warehouse. Unfortunately for both sides, this results in the self destruct button being activated. Verde fights her way up to the office where GG is holed up, and after more fights, discovers that GG has run into a room full of mirrors, and is holding one of her beloved dobermans hostage. Unfortunately, Verde sees literally hundreds of mirrors,with hundreds of GGs. After a couple of seconds, she shoots GG in the head. Except it's a mirror. Verde fires into another GG. Another mirror. This goes on until Verde is out of ammo. Getting frustrated Verde proceeds to start punching the mirrors, until she finally connects with GG's chin. Unfortunately, about 23 smashed mirrors earlier, a shard had sliced open an artery, so the force of Verde's punch isn't what it would have been, and she collapses. GG then runs, taking the dog with her (because it wouldn't be right to condemn an innocent animal to death), and escapes the warehouse just before it blows up. GG then appears in all the papers, taking credit for busting the weapons smuggling ring, and gets her badge back, and rejoins the force. Credits roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Greengal takes the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Though both are worthy of the victory, I'm still praying that my vote gets me Verd'd raw at some future interval. Winner: Verde. Sorry, gg. I will make it up to you by preparing for you a traditional French country luncheon at the time and place of your choosing. Special gratitude to Thor99 for initiating and managing this madness. Nice job, Thor. We appreciate all that you have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Did I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Just to prolong this even further...Verde FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Did I win? you are the subject of Indyjets guys who do not like football thread:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 GG 8 Verde 6 Oh my final claws in place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 you are the subject of Indyjets guys who do not like football thread:D Who beat me & where in the thread? This is an outrage. And you're right - I don't like football and for the better part of the past decade I've curiously preferred to watch whatever the Jets call what they've been doing on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Who beat me & where in the thread? This is an outrage. And you're right - I don't like football and for the better part of the past decade I've curiously preferred to watch whatever the Jets call what they've been doing on the field. Hint some of your sermons are too long:D i have a bad habit of timing my priests... 5 minutes is optimum...anything after that snoring resumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Hint some of your sermons are too long:D i have a bad habit of timing my priests... 5 minutes is optimum...anything after that snoring resumes None of my anythings are too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.