Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 This year, I've decided to take the top 64 posters by rep. I've taken the liberty of removing those who have been banned, those who don't post here anymore, and those that have made it clear that they don't want to take part in something so silly. Here are this years brackets- The "Messin' with the Sasquatch" Bracket 1. BP 2. Sperm Edwards 3. Arsis 4. IrishJet 5. GreenDNA 6. joebabyny 7. GreenBeans 8. Boozer76 9. Garb 10. 4HCrew 11. Tictac 12. NightStalker 13. EY 14. Jetlag 15. CrazyCarl 16. Jetfan13 The "You will respect me!!" bracket 1. Max 2. gg 3. Bob 4. 124 5. #27 6. ThaiJet 7. NJ 8. ElGringoLoco 9. Ghost 10. Bugeater 11. Borgoguy 12. GM 13. Fishooked 14. serphnx 15. shawn306 16. Bronzey The Sta-Puft bracket 1. Thor99 2. WarEnsemble 3. Mrs.TaborJet 4. ECURB 5. JetMo 6. Marko Cavka 7. Verde 8. Instant Classic 9. TheTroll 10. PFSIKH 11. gangreenman 12. BZ 13. JR128 14. RynoTheJet 15. CTM 16. Can'tHackett The "Reigning Champion" Brackett Editor's note- I did a google image search for "Reigning Champion" and this was the first pic to show up. 1. PDM 2. Tabor 3. LBS 4. Gainzo 5. Drago 6. SD 7. faba 8. Kidhuman 9. Barton 10. GOB 11. Bren 12. JFBM 13. Bergen 14. Blackout 15. JetsBabe 16. StillerPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 First round- BP vs. Jetfan13 Max vs. Bronzey Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett PDM vs. StillerPaul Tell me who is going kick ass and why. First to 5 votes moves on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I am losing to Bronzey in the first round. Anyone who says otherwise is clueless. Thor, does the winner get a cool Jets flask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 I am losing to Bronzey in the first round. Anyone who says otherwise is clueless. Thor, does the winner get a cool Jets flask? The battle of the boobs. I have a couple of hardly used Jets thongs to hand out to the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I am losing to Bronzey in the first round. Anyone who says otherwise is clueless. Thor, does the winner get a cool Jets flask? wait'll she tags her friend, it'll blow you away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 The fact that i am not apart of this process should be grounds for a Thor banning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 First round- BP vs. Jetfan13 Max vs. Bronzey Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett PDM vs. StillerPaul Tell me who is going kick ass and why. First to 5 votes moves on. BP wins George the Animal Steele style. Bronzey -- Max's fear of women prevents him from even trying to defend himself. Thor99 Roger just cant hackett against that much weight. PDM. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Chainsaw. Chainsaw wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 BP wins George the Animal Steele style. Bronzey -- Max's fear of women prevents him from even trying to defend himself. Thor99 Roger just cant hackett against that much weight. PDM. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Chainsaw. Chainsaw wins. i think you were distracted by bronzey's friend felating merriman:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 The fact that i am not apart of this process should be grounds for a Thor banning You were on the bubble, JonE. I briefly considered having a play-in game, then decided not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You were on the bubble, JonE. I briefly considered having a play-in game, then decided not to. You can give JonE my spot..i'm sure he will set me up with some Firefly:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I won't win anyways..... But I'll trade you some firefly for some of Copenhagens finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 You can give JonE my spot..i'm sure he will set me up with some Firefly:D Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Seriously, I don't want in...was just f-ing with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 JonE can have my spot too. See Yankee and Red Sox fans CAN get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Seriously, I don't want in...was just f-ing with you Why would you do such a thing? That's so unlike you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 First round- BP vs. Jetfan13 Max vs. Bronzey Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett PDM vs. StillerPaul Tell me who is going kick ass and why. First to 5 votes moves on. Jetfan13 takes out his 9 iron and clobbers BP on the 7th hole. Gulps down a Bud to rid himself of a hairball. Bronzey smokes a fatty - blows it in Max's direction - he's down for the count. Thor99 strips down to his Jets thong. Can't Hackett - can't hack it. He forfiets. PDM pulversizes Stillerpaul with a transatlantic mind melt. Good thing Stiller has a terrible towel for the clean-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 BP vs. 13- Jetfan13, thinking ahead, brings electric shears. Unfortunately they short out after one pass over BP's woolly pelt. BP wins by rear naked choke. Max vs. Bronzey- Bronzey is pissed that someone has bigger boobs than her. She is in a complete rage, and easily pins Max. It doesn't hurt that once Max is on his back, much like a turtle, he can't get up. Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett- Thor99 is too busy admiring himself in his new XXL Jets thong. He doesn't notice Can't Hackett sneaking up behind him with a tire iron. Thor gets KTFO. PDM vs. Stiller Paul- Nice guys do finish last. PDM wins in 1.4 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Jetfan13 sends Brenda to get Beep liquored up, but it's not enough. BP wins. Bronzey distracts Max by dropping her pants and tending the axe wound, but Max suddenly remembers where the "delete" button is. Max wins. Thor99 is a giant of JetNation. In many ways. Can't Hackett's name proves clairvoyant. In a shocking outcome, StillerPaul drops an actual steel curtain on the reigning champ, making Marduk's playoff run as fruitful as that of the 2008 Patsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Why would you do such a thing? That's so unlike you. It's like throwing you a chicken wing....you hopped on it like a rabid dog;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I get matched against an Army Ranger in the first round? I've got kids to feed and bills to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 BP vs. Jetfan13 - BP will eat him with his hair. Al cannot withstand the hairiness. Max vs. Bronzey - Bronzey flahes Max but she forgot that he and the Moderators do not swing that way. Max then bans her to outerspace. Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett - Thor is losing, on the ground like a little girl, until CH sees the Beer Pong table, runs there and while he's playing a round, in his usual snipper style, Thor comes from behind with a 2x4 and kills him. PDM vs. StillerPaul - StillerPaul puts up a good fight, he is a construction worker after all, but PDM banishes him into Jetsrule128 status, aka, dieing in his signatures, and Paul runs away crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 First round- BP vs. Jetfan13 Max vs. Bronzey Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett PDM vs. StillerPaul Tell me who is going kick ass and why. First to 5 votes moves on. BP Bronzey Thor99 PDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Three of the four top seeds are Mods !?! Where am I ? JetNation or the Statehouse in Trenton ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 what the hell do i not post enough to never get included in this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 what the hell do i not post enough to never get included in this??? It's not that you don't post enough. It's that your posts suck, and you don't get any rep. Sorry, man. Maybe next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 what the hell do i not post enough to never get included in this??? Quality, not quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 It's not that you don't post enough. It's that your posts suck, and you don't get any rep. Sorry, man. Maybe next year. I like your response better. Rep'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 It's not that you don't post enough. It's that your posts suck, and you don't get any rep. Sorry, man. Maybe next year. ok whats the cut off for rep points then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 BP vs. Jetfan13 - Somehow in a drunken stupor the night before the bout, BP lost his passport and wallet. While Jetfan 13 waits patiently in the ring, BP is outside the arena, unable to get in because he has no ID. In a desperate effort to get in, BP rips open his shirt and screams "I am the real BP, look at my hairy chest!!" Thinking that BP is making inappropriate gay advances, the two guards pick him up and toss him into a dumpster. 13 wins by forfeit Max vs. Bronzey - Bronzey shows up in a bikini that accentutates her long brown, smooth silky legs, her glistening skin and tight, tight stomach....ehhhhh..Hang on, I'll be right back.... The uhhh,...phone...uhhh...was...ringing. Anyway, Bronzey leaps across the ring and immediately gets Max in a scissor hold around his neck and applies the patented bikini bottom suffocation move. Despite his predicament, Max does not seem to be struggling very hard to get out of the hold, and apparently the erotic asphyxiation phenomenon is in effect as quite embarassingly Max appears to have a swelling in his shorts. Suddenly, Jet Fan by Marriage grabs a folding chair, jumps into the ring and appears to be coming to her husband's rescue. Strangely enough she starts clubbing Max over the head with the chair, leaving him in a bloody heap. Bronzey wins! Thor99 vs. Can't Hackett - Can't Hackett, feeling supremely confident after seeing a recent picture of a grossly out of shape Thor, sits in his dressing room with his 5H tailgate buddies doing jello shots and playing beer pong (can you blame him?). C.H. staggers toward the middle of the ring where he is met by Thor, who is wheezing and gasping for breath after lifting himself off his stool. Thor accidently belly bumps CH who immediately hits the canvas and goes into a deep sleep for 6 hours in puddle of his own vomit. Thor wins PDM vs. StillerPaul - PDM, feeling a little c0cky as the defending champ, leaves his laser sig creating laptop in the dressing room. As he approaches the center of the ring, Stiller whips out a Terrible Towel, swings it around his head and with a quick flick of the wrist snaps it into PDM's eye, sending him staggering back to the corner. As Stiller moves in for the kill, PDM pulls a pungent Irish cow chip from his shorts and quickly mashes it in Stillers face, filling his mouth and nostrils. Horrified, Stiller begins projectile vomiting and the Moo Goo Gai Pan that he had for lunch quickly covers the ring. As PDM runs from the vomit spray, Stiller chases him and unfortunately slips on the bile causing him to slip and bang his head on the canvas, knocking him unconscious. PDM wins and the battered defending champ limps into the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 ok whats the cut off for rep points then? There's probably another 50 names ahead of you that didn't make the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 There's probably another 50 names ahead of you that didn't make the list. yea but there are also 7 or eight people on the list that i know are way behind me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 yea but there are also 7 or eight people on the list that i know are way behind me... Such as....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You were on the bubble, JonE. I briefly considered having a play-in game, then decided not to. :rl::rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 i really just wanted to know how one gets on the list i could careless about the tourney but since you asked Marko Elgringoloco JR128 Rynothejet some of these guys ive only seen post like twice in my 2 and half years on this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 i really just wanted to know how one gets on the list i could careless about the tourney but since you asked Marko Elgringoloco JR128 Rynothejet some of these guys ive only seen post like twice in my 2 and half years on this site Dude, Marko is a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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