Garb Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 How is that promoting at all? It is. I'm a woman. I'm always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 It is. I'm a woman. I'm always right. Being a tranny is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 It is. I'm a woman. I'm always right. Just trying to move the thread along. If I was trying to influence the vote maybe I would have voted for myself? ...and yes, women are always right. That is the reason I am very happily married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Being a tranny is wrong. If you cut me, do I not bleed? Plus, who you kidding? A "chick" with d*ck is your idea of Nirvana. Explains Max's wig collection anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 If you cut me, do I not bleed? Plus, who you kidding? A "chick" with d*ck is your idea of Nirvana. Explains Max's wig collection anyway.... A chick with a dick is not a tranny. It's a shemale. It's sad that you're not self aware enough to know the right terminology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 A "chick" with d*ck is your idea of Nirvana. I thought that was a requirement for modship here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I vote Bergen, because I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 A chick with a dick is not a tranny. It's a shemale. It's sad that you're not self aware enough to know the right terminology. LOL! I'm pre-op, b*tch! Seriously though - what's the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 LOL! I'm pre-op, b*tch! Seriously though - what's the difference? I have no idea. I just thought it would be funny if it sounded like I knew what I was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I have no idea. I just thought it would be funny if it sounded like I knew what I was talking about. A shemale is born with both while a tranny chooses their path... or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I have no idea. I just thought it would be funny if it sounded like I knew what I was talking about. Okay, Go ask Faba. Berg - isn't being born with both called a hermaphrodite? Not sure. Okay, go ask BP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Okay, Go ask Faba. Berg - isn't being born with both called a hermaphrodite? Not sure. Okay, go ask BP. I was just trying to help. Lets leave this to the experts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Looks like Bergen beat JFBM. It's a sad day in JetNation. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 Looks like Bergen beat JFBM. It's a sad day in JetNation. Or something. Unless I counted wrong, which is entirely possible, I have Bergen ahead 4-3. You Yankee fans know that she can still come back and win this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Unless I counted wrong, which is entirely possible, I have Bergen ahead 4-3. You Yankee fans know that she can still come back and win this. Well if it's still alive, I vote for JFBM. This tourney's just flying. Every time I have my fight storylines typed out, that round has already been decided, usually along with the next one...or two even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 i vote bergen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Bergen survives, barely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Well if it's still alive, I vote for JFBM. This tourney's just flying. Every time I have my fight storylines typed out, that round has already been decided, usually along with the next one...or two even. Don't do it this way. Go stream of consciousness at the point of attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 Bergen is still dancing and I was wrong as usual. Up next- Tictac vs. Arsis Borgo vs. Bob Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor Bren vs. LBS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis: Seeing that he has already brutally dispatched Drago with a Garden Weasel, an overjoyed TicTac runs into the arms of a diabolical Arsis, who forces her to eat fromage which has not passed the rigorous standards of a recognized affineur. Realizing her transgression, TicTac concedes the match to a smattering of applause, and a few "cat calls" from the assembled onlookers. Winner: Arsis. Borgo vs. Bob: Falling on a rusted dagger once belonging to a Filipina barrista who once served Kenneth Branagh a tepid cafe au lait, I concede to Bob, who must now support my son's college education. Winner: Bob. Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor: Using the wizardry gleaned from her husband's well worn--some would argue wholly, crushingly dull--Tech Forum, and incantations found in the Dianic Wiccan texts given her by founding sorceress Zsuzsanna Budapest, Mrs. Tabor turns Marko into a giggling school girl in hot pursuit by several enamoured Japanese businessmen. Winner: Mrs. Tabor. Bren vs. LBS: LBS' podiatrist said it best: "These are the soles of an immortal. I am certain that they will, one day, lead mankind into the next era of spiritual enlightenment." Little did Dr. Glassman know that at this very moment--from the last remaining pay telephone in any "hand release" emporium in North America--this potential visionary leader was bribing Bren to concede the match with the promise of a cache of images of a thong-clad Kevin Mawae. Winner: LBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Bergen is still dancing and I was wrong as usual. Up next- Tictac vs. Arsis Borgo vs. Bob Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor Bren vs. LBS TicTock Ticktock Ticktock TickTock....time has run out for the Orange Mint Winner Arsis Marko cannot fight Mrstabor with Limoo drooped on his back, she is far too crafty and 1 kick in the nuts is all it takes LBS combats BrensBoobs with the Motorboat technique. LBS wins and Bren goes home happy Borgo can cook up a mean Creme Brulee followed by a romp in the hay with melissa theriuox.. sadly Bob cannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis Borgo vs. Bob Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor Bren vs. LBS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 124 beat me?!?! This is nothing but a popularity contest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis: Arsis kicks her in the baby-maker as if she was a drunk Russian. Borgo vs. Bob: Bob can't get around Borgo's crafty writing and is down for the count. Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor: Marko crush. Bren vs. LBS: LBS comes prepared with noise-canceling headphones, so Bren's singing does nothing to bother him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 124 beat me?!?! This is nothing but a popularity contest! Well then you must be real loser to lose to 124. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis: Arsis again wins by default. WTF? Borgo vs. Bob: Bob wins as Boroguy has Bob as his avatar. Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor: Mrs Tabor wins. Bren vs. LBS: Bren wins because even though I probably owe LBS for last round, I hate UMASS. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Well if it's still alive, I vote for JFBM. This tourney's just flying. Every time I have my fight storylines typed out, that round has already been decided, usually along with the next one...or two even. Just like the mock draft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 124 beat me?!?! This is nothing but a popularity contest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis -- Arsis eats the missing for a long time now, Tictac. Borgo vs. Bob -- Bob had him, but once Borgo busts out his Asian porn, Bob cannot stand a chance. Him and his curling. Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor -- Where have both of these two gone? I go with the Mrs. Bren vs. LBS -- Bren's got the boobs, but so does Jay. I've seen him upclose at COLLEGE hockey games when his team isn't even playing, him in a fight for the death would be ugly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis -- Arsis eats the missing for a long time now, Tictac. Has she still not answered your calls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 124 beat me?!?! This is nothing but a popularity contest! that is pretty sad...... and you went to real school oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Has she still not answered your calls? That was a dark time for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis: Tictac starts off by telling Arsis she is not impressed by his four-digit IQ. While Arsis is sputtering about his mental and physical superiority, Drago sneaks up behind, kills and eats him. It takes a week. Borgo vs. Bob: I'm not as gentlemanly as Borgo, so I'm not voting for him. I'm also not shallow enough to vote for myself, despite the fact that I seem to be losing. Draw. Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor: Mrs. T is grossed out by Marko. "I know where those hands (and other parts) have been," she says. She sprays him with Lysol and he disappears. Bren vs. LBS: Bren brings booze and boobs. LBS drools until he is counted out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Tictac vs. Arsis Borgo vs. Bob Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor Bren vs. LBS as much as i want to vote for both borgo and bob.. i cant .. and since borgo himself voted for bob.. and i am on a diet.. so i cant take the rich food borgo makes,, well bob gets my vote.. and of course he is the one true bob! and of course i will pick the gals.. ticky, mrsT and bren.. maybe they will all come back and post more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Marko vs. Mrs.Tabor: Mrs. T is grossed out by Marko. "I know where those hands (and other parts) have been," she says. She sprays him with Lysol and he disappears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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