Jetfan13 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 By MJD I tried to tell the Oneida Correctional Facility football team not to give this guy a huge contract, but they didn't listen to me. They went ahead and gave him the record deal -- 200 cigarettes, 50 commissary stamps, 15 sticks of beef jerky, and three (probably) hepatitis-free tattoos, for two seasons. He'll do something dumb and he won't be able to play for you, I told them. It's happened before. I told them it would happen again. And it did. According to the New York Post, Plaxico Burress lost his recreational privileges for a month because he lied to a prison guard. He told the guard he had permission to use his cell phone to call his attorney and the guard took his word for it. He had no such permission, and this particular guard doesn't like fibbers. Now Plax has lost recreation privileges for a month and his cell phone for seven days. Ironic that Plax, while in prison, is allowed to have a cell phone while out here, we're trying to send a guy to prison for buying a cell phone. Anyway, despite my collection of sharpened toothbrushes, I'm no prison expert. I would imagine, though, that when you're in protective custody like Plax -- secluded from the other inmates and locked up alone for most of the day -- recreation time is kind of a big deal. Losing that for a month can't be fun. Poor guy probably never envisioned a day when he'd long for the lenient, easy-going ways of Tom Coughlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If they let you have cell phones and stuff how is being in prison any different from moving back in with your parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTime Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If they let you have cell phones and stuff how is being in prison any different from moving back in with your parents? I think its all the sodomy and stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I think its all the sodomy and stuff.... Thats what he was on the phone about .... he was ordering some K-Y because they took away his internet privilege's too ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I think its all the sodomy and stuff.... +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I think its all the sodomy and stuff.... Again....how is that different than moving in with your parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Again....how is that different than moving in with your parents? uh....what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If they let you have cell phones and stuff how is being in prison any different from moving back in with your parents? For most of us probably the lack of fear of being sodomized in the shower would be the biggest difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I think its all the sodomy and stuff.... Damn it. Ninja'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 uh....what? in his house the threat from mom that usually goes "you just wait till your dad gets home from work" was replaced with"you just wait till your dad gets home from his nambla meeting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 The good news for Plax is that isolation is easier for dumb people. He can spend hours playing games like "guess a number" and "what shape do my pee-bubbles make". It's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 in his house the threat from mom that usually goes "you just wait till your dad gets home from work" was replaced with"you just wait till your dad gets home from his nambla meeting" Thanks neck, I just googled nambla. Right before throwing up in my mouth (just a little bit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Thanks neck, I just googled nambla. Right before throwing up in my mouth (just a little bit). Good job You of course realize that by googleing NAMBLA you are now on the FBI's watch list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Good job You of course realize that by googleing NAMBLA you are now on the FBI's watch list Yeah now he's a trip to Toys R Us away from getting tazed and thrown into the back of a police cruiser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 If they let you have cell phones and stuff how is being in prison any different from moving back in with your parents? It's not in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Again....how is that different than moving in with your parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon63 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Why does this tool get to use a cellphone in prison? He's no different from anyone else, he should be treated like the felon he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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