The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 FACTS: - The Jets have major issues. - The Jets have some frightening issues. - The Jets are probably not ready to make a Super Bowl run with these issues. - The Jets do not have the personnel to deal with these issues. - The Jets are not going to be able to get the personnel to deal with these issues until the off-season. - Despite all of these issues, the Jets have managed to win 9 games, are 1 game out of 1st in the AFC East, and unless they start performing group fellatio on each other, will get a Wild Card. - The Jets were not supposed to be anywhere near the AFC Title Game last year. - Stranger things have happened in the NFL. ENOUGH: - The Jets got killed, embarrassed, molested, and anally violated Monday night. Yeah it sucks, but it's over. - The Jets and their flamboyant egos needed this pounding to bring them back to Earth. - Teams that are reminded that they're not as good as they thought they were typically regroup, rethink, and rally around it to bounce back. - Rex will get this team to bounce back. - Something tells me we'll see New England again. - Move on and ramp up for Miami. - Don't let one game piss away an otherwise enjoyable season. REMEMBER: - Before the Patsies, the Dolphins were the Anti-Christ. - The Miami Dolphins are still the Anti-Christ. - We hate the Miami Dolphins. - We hate Miami Dolphins fans. - Nothing brings closure from being violated better than violating the Miami Dolphins. FIRE THE F**K UP FOR THE MIAMI GAME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 All right Pat nails it- lets get ready for a fish fry on Sunday aginst another hated rival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 This Johnson & Johnson Kool-Aid really is the bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 FACTS: - The Jets have major issues. - The Jets have some frightening issues. - The Jets are probably not ready to make a Super Bowl run with these issues. - The Jets do not have the personnel to deal with these issues. - The Jets are not going to be able to get the personnel to deal with these issues until the off-season. - Despite all of these issues, the Jets have managed to win 9 games, are 1 game out of 1st in the AFC East, and unless they start performing group fellatio on each other, will get a Wild Card. - The Jets were not supposed to be anywhere near the AFC Title Game last year. - Stranger things have happened in the NFL. The 2 in red are opinions, not facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Last Wednesday: The Jets are the best team in the NFL Rex is god There is a boatload of talent on this team Tanny is a genius Sanchez has matured Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league This Wednesday: Jets suck, we will lose the rest of our games Rex sucks, he can't game plan and is a lousy game day coach Having too many playmakers kills our offense Tanny doesn't know how to draft Sanchez can't handle the playbook Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league Win this week: See last Wednesday Lose this week: See this Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 FACTS: - The Jets have major issues. - The Jets have some frightening issues. - The Jets are probably not ready to make a Super Bowl run with these issues. - The Jets do not have the personnel to deal with these issues. - The Jets are not going to be able to get the personnel to deal with these issues until the off-season. - Despite all of these issues, the Jets have managed to win 9 games, are 1 game out of 1st in the AFC East, and unless they start performing group fellatio on each other, will get a Wild Card. - The Jets were not supposed to be anywhere near the AFC Title Game last year. - Stranger things have happened in the NFL. ENOUGH: - The Jets got killed, embarrassed, molested, and anally violated Monday night. Yeah it sucks, but it's over. - The Jets and their flamboyant egos needed this pounding to bring them back to Earth. - Teams that are reminded that they're not as good as they thought they were typically regroup, rethink, and rally around it to bounce back. - Rex will get this team to bounce back. - Something tells me we'll see New England again. - Move on and ramp up for Miami. - Don't let one game piss away an otherwise enjoyable season. REMEMBER: - Before the Patsies, the Dolphins were the Anti-Christ. - The Miami Dolphins are still the Anti-Christ. - We hate the Miami Dolphins. - We hate Miami Dolphins fans. - Nothing brings closure from being violated better than violating the Miami Dolphins. FIRE THE F**K UP FOR THE MIAMI GAME!!!! I like this setup and highly recommend it. IMHO this is a crossroads game for the 2010 New York Jets. Win the game and they are 10-3 and everyone will feel ALOT better about this team. There is no clear cut "They are better than the rest of the field" team in the NFL. New England is on a major roll right following the Cleveland debacle and they look like the best team in the AFC. Earlier this year everyone was on Pittsburgh jock when the opened 3-1 with Ben. People have been on the Ravens bandwagon, Jets bandwagon, Atlanta, Giants, etc. I still think there is not a complete team (except maybe for Atlanta at home) in the NFL. If the Jets lose this week though then things could really start to spiral out of control as you will hear more about the SOJ and what a fraud they are. Just do me a favor this week Rex: Please I am begging you to get back to ground and pound. It is December the weather is getting colder and windier, your Qb is playing worse game by game it is time to get back to your roots. Run the G'Dam football and play some mother F'n Defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 FACTS: - The Jets have major issues. - The Jets have some frightening issues. - The Jets are probably not ready to make a Super Bowl run with these issues. - The Jets do not have the personnel to deal with these issues. - The Jets are not going to be able to get the personnel to deal with these issues until the off-season. - Despite all of these issues, the Jets have managed to win 9 games, are 1 game out of 1st in the AFC East, and unless they start performing group fellatio on each other, will get a Wild Card. - The Jets were not supposed to be anywhere near the AFC Title Game last year. - Stranger things have happened in the NFL. ENOUGH: - The Jets got killed, embarrassed, molested, and anally violated Monday night. Yeah it sucks, but it's over. - The Jets and their flamboyant egos needed this pounding to bring them back to Earth. - Teams that are reminded that they're not as good as they thought they were typically regroup, rethink, and rally around it to bounce back. - Rex will get this team to bounce back. - Something tells me we'll see New England again. - Move on and ramp up for Miami. - Don't let one game piss away an otherwise enjoyable season. REMEMBER: - Before the Patsies, the Dolphins were the Anti-Christ. - The Miami Dolphins are still the Anti-Christ. - We hate the Miami Dolphins. - We hate Miami Dolphins fans. - Nothing brings closure from being violated better than violating the Miami Dolphins. FIRE THE F**K UP FOR THE MIAMI GAME!!!! If nobody wants that Dolphin I would happily accept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Whats with the McGuire Avatars ?? is it because that douche said we would not win another game after going 10-1 in 86 after half the team got injured in 2 weeks ? **** him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 If nobody wants that Dolphin I would happily accept it. Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise. Whole reason I buy cheap tuna, I likey Dolphin bits. "Dolphin free albacore is for faggots." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Whole reason I buy cheap tuna, I likey Dolphin bits. "Dolphin free albacore is for faggots." Crush = crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 LOL! Pat is right! lets destroy the ocean mammals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Last Wednesday: The Jets are the best team in the NFL Rex is god There is a boatload of talent on this team Tanny is a genius Sanchez has matured Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league This Wednesday: Jets suck, we will lose the rest of our games Rex sucks, he can't game plan and is a lousy game day coach Having too many playmakers kills our offense Tanny doesn't know how to draft Sanchez can't handle the playbook Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league Win this week: See last Wednesday Lose this week: See this Wednesday POTW, POTW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 FACTS: - The Jets have major issues. - The Jets have some frightening issues. - The Jets are probably not ready to make a Super Bowl run with these issues. - The Jets do not have the personnel to deal with these issues. - The Jets are not going to be able to get the personnel to deal with these issues until the off-season. - Despite all of these issues, the Jets have managed to win 9 games, are 1 game out of 1st in the AFC East, and unless they start performing group fellatio on each other, will get a Wild Card. - The Jets were not supposed to be anywhere near the AFC Title Game last year. - Stranger things have happened in the NFL. ENOUGH: - The Jets got killed, embarrassed, molested, and anally violated Monday night. Yeah it sucks, but it's over. - The Jets and their flamboyant egos needed this pounding to bring them back to Earth. - Teams that are reminded that they're not as good as they thought they were typically regroup, rethink, and rally around it to bounce back. - Rex will get this team to bounce back. - Something tells me we'll see New England again. - Move on and ramp up for Miami. - Don't let one game piss away an otherwise enjoyable season. REMEMBER: - Before the Patsies, the Dolphins were the Anti-Christ. - The Miami Dolphins are still the Anti-Christ. - We hate the Miami Dolphins. - We hate Miami Dolphins fans. - Nothing brings closure from being violated better than violating the Miami Dolphins. FIRE THE F**K UP FOR THE MIAMI GAME!!!! Yeah baby!!! Squish the fish. Last Wednesday: The Jets are the best team in the NFL Rex is god There is a boatload of talent on this team Tanny is a genius Sanchez has matured Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league This Wednesday: Jets suck, we will lose the rest of our games Rex sucks, he can't game plan and is a lousy game day coach Having too many playmakers kills our offense Tanny doesn't know how to draft Sanchez can't handle the playbook Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league Win this week: See last Wednesday Lose this week: See this Wednesday Classic. Great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Last Wednesday: The Jets are the best team in the NFL Rex is god There is a boatload of talent on this team Tanny is a genius Sanchez has matured Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league This Wednesday: Jets suck, we will lose the rest of our games Rex sucks, he can't game plan and is a lousy game day coach Having too many playmakers kills our offense Tanny doesn't know how to draft Sanchez can't handle the playbook Schottenheimer sucks Eric Smith is the worst player in the league Win this week: See last Wednesday Lose this week: See this Wednesday Repped for the bold. So, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Classic. Great post! It's nice that we've found something we can always agree on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 It's nice that we've found something we can always agree on. Vote: BG I knew I'd finally get you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 If nobody wants that Dolphin I would happily accept it. I was going to ask if you have a grill big enough, but then I realized that would be a stupid question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I was going to ask if you have a grill big enough, but then I realized that would be a stupid question. Two words bro... Sa-Shimi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The Jets lost last week. They will win this week. Life goes on either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I was going to ask if you have a grill big enough, but then I realized that would be a stupid question. This should work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'm still pissed at these gutless assholes. If you flap gums, there is NO WAY you can EVER get blown out like that. I always figured Rex's Jets would never get really torched. I was dead ******* wrong. Monday night was the mother of all embarrassments and is infuriating to even think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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