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I dont measure my penis next to others like you do, but girls tell me that it hurts when I insert. Is that typical for someone with a small penis?

BTW - since that post of mine, both our posts now have no rep. <3 JN.

Its typical when the "girl" doesn't want said penis anywhere near her... or when said "girl" has vaginal sores, perhaps the result of an STD. Neither scenario lends credence to the idea that you have a large penis, but I'm sure that won't stop you from continually trying to talk to me and anyone else about your penis.

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Its typical when the "girl" doesn't want said penis anywhere near her... or when said "girl" has vaginal sores, perhaps the result of an STD. Neither scenario lends credence to the idea that you have a large penis, but I'm sure that won't stop you from continually trying to talk to me and anyone else about your penis.

I do love talking about my penis. However, for some disgusting reason my penis was on your mind since you were the one who initially commented on it. Maybe the lure of penis intrigues you?

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So your saying you piss like a water sprinkler...

I used to...but since my recent pissing fetish, it was really way to hard to control and it was making a mess of everything in my bedroom. I miss Albert, but I love pissing on bitches. Its an even trade really.

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I do love talking about my penis. However, for some disgusting reason my penis was on your mind since you were the one who initially commented on it. Maybe the lure of penis intrigues you?

I made a joke about the movie title, making it sound like a gay porn movie you might be into... YOU turned it into a conversation about that chaffed up little flap of insecurity between your waxed legs.

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I used to...but since my recent pissing fetish, it was really way to hard to control and it was making a mess of everything in my bedroom. I miss Albert, but I love pissing on bitches. Its an even trade really.

I like when you try to convince us that you bag skanks... I think you are more likely to take penicillin because its a chance to swallow something that has "penis" in its name, than you are from the imaginary exploits you babble about.

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I made a joke about the movie title, making it sound like a gay porn movie you might be into... YOU turned it into a conversation about that chaffed up little flap of insecurity between your waxed legs.

You can try to weasel your way out of it, but lets face it....u <3 my penis.

I like when you try to convince us that you bag skanks... I think you are more likely to take penicillin because its a chance to swallow something that has "penis" in its name, than you are from the imaginary exploits you babble about.

I'll stop talking about banging chicks. I know you get jealous.

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Maybe if we get the ghey out of the way in this thread we can hit the ground running when the game actually starts. Quick, everyone say penis as many times as possible.

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Maybe if we get the ghey out of the way in this thread we can hit the ground running when the game actually starts. Quick, everyone say penis as many times as possible.

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

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My narcissism has nothing to do with this boards obsession with me.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition....defines narcissistic personality disorder as:

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. Requires excessive admiration

5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

6. Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her

9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

10. Often mild to moderate paranoia, that others are out to do him in.

11. Predominant "name dropper" boasting or suggestion association with people or affiliations of importance.

By my count, that's more than 5. Ruh-roh.

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The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition....defines narcissistic personality disorder as:

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. Requires excessive admiration

5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

6. Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her

9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

10. Often mild to moderate paranoia, that others are out to do him in.

11. Predominant "name dropper" boasting or suggestion association with people or affiliations of importance.

By my count, that's more than 5. Ruh-roh.

By my count... he's 11/11.

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I dont measure my penis next to others like you do, but girls tell me that it hurts when I insert. Is that typical for someone with a small penis?

BTW - since that post of mine, both our posts now have no rep. <3 JN.

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