Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 That other thread has inspired me to have a poster tourney. I took the liberty of creating the brackets by using post counts. The top 4 posters are the #1 seeds, and so on. I also removed posters who have been banned or who no longer post here. No byes for anyone. Because I'm an idiot and left it out, this is a wrestling tournament. The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman 13 Boozer 14 NightStalker 15 NJ 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max 2 SFJ 3 IrishJet 4 Greengal 5 PFSIKH 6 Thor99 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 2 faba 3 BP 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo 6 Ghost 7 #27 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny 12 LIMike 13 spjets 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk 3 Sperm Edwards 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM 6 Bob 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 First round is #1's vs. #16's Smizzy vs. Bitonti Max vs. GreenBeans 124 vs. JFBM Ecurb vs. JetMoses Tell me who's going to win and why. The first to 5 votes moves on to the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Win what? a fist fight? Hot Dog eating contest? Win a raffle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Win what? a fist fight? Hot Dog eating contest? Win a raffle? Wrasslin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardChiefsFan Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 hey, start the bum society region atleast ill be considered for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy vs. Bitonti - Tough 1st rd matchup for the street fighter from NY. Bitonti is from the mean streets of Philly and has massive chest hair. My gut says Smizzy would be willing to do things to win the fight the philly kid only seen on UFC. Max vs. GreenBeans - Anytime you fight a guy who's a biter you are at a disadvantage . Max wins easy. 124 vs. JFBM - Not sure how this is even fair? 124 would tap out to go get a sammich. Ecurb vs. JetMoses - JetMoses is full or more rage and fury than 50 men. He would destroy Ecrub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy vs. Bitonti- Even though bitonti is bigger and already has his shirt off, Smizzy wins by countout. Bitonti is not down with violence. Besides, this tourney takes place two weeks before the draft, and bit has his mind on other things. Max vs. GreenBeans- In the first upset of the tourney, Beans wins. Max gets gassed just climbing through the ropes and is easily pinned. Max later claims that he threw the match since Beans is so important to the site. 124 vs. JFBM- This match is surprisingly close. JFBM is used to throwing a much larger man off of her. Eventually she collapses under a mountain of replica jerseys. Ecurb vs. JetMoses- Another upset. JetMo visualizes Sooth's face on ecurb's body and takes the advantage early. Ecurb just doesn't have any give up in him though. It comes down to JetMo's hatred vs. Ecurb's dead horse. JetMo gets the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 124 vs. JFBM- This match is surprisingly close. JFBM is used to throwing a much larger man off of her. Eventually she collapses under a mountain of replica jerseys. That's ****ing brilliant!! POTW NOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy vs. Bitonti- Even though bitonti is bigger and already has his shirt off, Smizzy wins by countout. Bitonti is not down with violence. Besides, this tourney takes place two weeks before the draft, and bit has his mind on other things. Max vs. GreenBeans- In the first upset of the tourney, Beans wins. Max gets gassed just climbing through the ropes and is easily pinned. Max later claims that he threw the match since Beans is so important to the site. 124 vs. JFBM- This match is surprisingly close. JFBM is used to throwing a much larger man off of her. Eventually she collapses under a mountain of replica jerseys. Ecurb vs. JetMoses- Another upset. JetMo visualizes Sooth's face on ecurb's body and takes the advantage early. Ecurb just doesn't have any give up in him though. It comes down to JetMo's hatred vs. Ecurb's dead horse. JetMo gets the win. I was captain of my high school wrestling team for crying out loud. No way do I lose in the first round. That's just bogus (no offense beans). But I would smash him over the head with a server or something. I demand a recount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardChiefsFan Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I was captain of my high school wrestling team for crying out loud. No way do I lose in the first round. That's just bogus (no offense beans). But I would smash him over the head with a server or something. I demand a recount. you have my vote to win it. wrestlers for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 I was captain of my high school wrestling team for crying out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nah I didn't get fat until later in life. I haven't looked at the brackets but if you and I make it to the finals I would wrestle you. I will go old school, break out my 1989 supplement "Russian Bear" and you will get pinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Max aka 1st rd KO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nah I didn't get fat until later in life. I haven't looked at the brackets but if you and I make it to the finals I would wrestle you. I will go old school, break out my 1989 supplement "Russian Bear" and you will get pinned. If I can get past Tyson, I get JonE in the second round. I'll never make it. There is also the possibility of Bren vs. Verde in the second round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 smizzy max 124 jetmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy Max JFBM Ecurb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 How am I seeded 10th? Have you not seen my photo in the "about us" section? http://www.jetnation.com/?page_id=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy -- His tatts and his musclar thighs will scare off bit. Max -- Have you seen him? GB is good at putting together the POTW ****, but Max is a frieght train from hell. Myself -- JFBM? Please. JetMoses would break beer bottles over the head of this unknown Chad lover all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 124 vs. JFBM- This match is surprisingly close. JFBM is used to throwing a much larger man off of her. Eventually she collapses under a mountain of replica jerseys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 124 vs. JFBM- This match is surprisingly close. JFBM is used to throwing a much larger man off of her. Eventually she collapses under a mountain of replica jerseys. Do not forget the couple of replithentics and the authentic Curtis Martin! I've got to admit, that was pretty damn funny Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy vs. Bitonti - Smizzy. Anyone with that many tattoos should not be ****ed with under any circumstances. Max vs. GreenBeans - Max. You never want to mess with the boss. Max's presence is so intimidating anyone he fights should be concerned about their job or rights to post on the site. If he loses, he'll bring down the ban-hammer on you and JN is just too critical in our daily lives to have that happen. JN is like air, like a heartbeat. He must win at all costs, swallow your pride and move on. 124 vs. JFBM - JFBM. As big and strong as 124 seems to be, he's a softie at heart and quite a gentleman. I don't think he'd know where to grab Mrs.Max to take her down. She'd win by default. Now, if JFBM wanted to play really dirty she'd bring a case of beer into the ring and really distract 124. He has no chance. Ecurb vs. JetMoses - Ecurb. I think we all know what JetMoses is capable of, but I have to go with Ecurb on this one. Never underestimate the over achiever. He's a dog with a bone, never let's go and never gives up. You've seen the 'Smizzy Grow Up Thread' right? Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 drago vs gimmeshelter ----- I lose. Unless tickling is allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 124 vs. JFBM - JFBM. As big and strong as 124 seems to be, he's a softie at heart and quite a gentleman. I don't think he'd know where to grab Mrs.Max to take her down. She'd win by default. Now, if JFBM wanted to play really dirty she'd bring a case of beer into the ring and really distract 124. He has no chance. I would have an idea of where to grab, but I wouldn't do it because as you said my love, I'm a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 First round is #1's vs. #16's Smizzy vs. Bitonti Max vs. GreenBeans 124 vs. JFBM Ecurb vs. JetMoses Tell me who's going to win and why. The first to 5 votes moves on to the next round. first of all.. how the heck am i a 4 seed?????? anyway.. these are tough... but smizzy vs. bit - both cuties.. but have to go smiz... bit is way cool and with the draft approaching.. he came close.. and considering that smiz called me obnoxious loud etc.. yesterday.. he nearly lost my vote.. but i think it was his attempt at pulling on my pigtails. max vs. greenbeans.. this is the toughest.. max will probably be the winner here.. but gb is my boy.. he is so totally awesome.. does so much behind the scenes.. and he really doesnt take any of the credit he deserves.. and he is sooo snazzy and so he gets my vote. max is terrific in his own weblord not going to ban me way... but the bean gets my vote. 124 vs JFBM .. ok joey.. yes you gave me my first jersey and we will always have that.. and it means so much to me.. but you are young and i do think you have so many tourneys in your future.. you will bounce back.. but i have to go with my gurl.. anyone who can put up with max.. well ...enuf said.. JFBM gets my vote. ecurb vs. moses .. we have the lemming aspect of ecurb vs. the ted kaszinski wildness of moses.. hard to make a choice.. but i have met moses... and he is cool.. so i will go with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 We need to put these brackets to vote and put them up as a sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 wait where am i ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 POTWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Attention judges-please disqualify me from contention for medical reasons HamSandwich is going to take my slot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy with the sweep of Bitonti, JetMo and Max make it to the second round. 124, as predicted, is having trouble with JFBM. He's currently leading 4-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I vote for JFBM, I do not know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy sneaks firewood into the ring. Bit never has a chance. Beans runs Max around the ring and Max is winded in the tenth mile. Beans suddenly remembers POTW is two days late, though and forfeits the match. Max wins. JFBM sees Baby Huey lumbering toward her and wisely runs off. 124 wins. Are ya kidding me? Ecurb might not even survive this matchup. Jet Moses wins a bloody victory and dedicates his win to Jesus and Ronald Reagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 3 The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk 3 Sperm Edwards 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM 6 Bob 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses Dead last in the dead last division. That's not right. That's not right at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Dead last in the dead last division. That's not right. That's not right at all. You got in at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 You got in at least. Obviously this is a popularity contest and has nothing to do with talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Obviously this is a popularity contest and has nothing to do with talent. .....but can you get a pin? If so, thats talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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