124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 UPDATED: 04/14/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman 13 Boozer 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren 3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99 / 4HCrew 4 Greengal 5 PFSIKH 6 Thor99 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking 3 BP - faces winner of Ghost / JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo 6 Ghost 7 #27 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny 12 LIMike 13 spjets 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ 3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob / Jetsfan80 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM 6 Bob 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet Still awaiting Jetheelz vs Sperm Edwards and Barton vs NightStalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I think Barton won already and Spermy/Heelz is real close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Boy if it happens, a second round matchup between IrishJet and 4HCrew could be spell trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I think Barton won already and Spermy/Heelz is real close Barton wins automatically since NS isn't here, IMO. I think Thor will agree. I'll update the list. Barton wins and goes on to face the winner of Garb vs 80. Wow. Garb and 80 HATE each other and I'm sure Thor knew this when putting together the bracket. Solid choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I still have no idea what this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_STOOLSPRAYER Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I am requesting. no better yet, I am demanding a handicap match between me ''THE_STOOLSPRAYER'', and two of my former moderators. Jet Moses and Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I still have no idea what this is. If it's not about the salary cap you don't know much. kind of a one trick pony, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I still have no idea what this is. Its a who would win in a fight tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I am requesting. no better yet, I am demanding a handicap match between me ''THE_STOOLSPRAYER'', and two of my former moderators. Jet Moses and Bob. Only if it's a cage match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_STOOLSPRAYER Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Only if it's a cage match. A cage match it is, with Garb as special guest referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 I protest. Faba tried to give me the SHocker 13 times. I only liked it once. The 3 vs. 12 winners are Sperm, BP, Barton and Irish. The 4 vs. 11 matches are as follows- Blackout vs. Boozer Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan Madmike vs. spjets ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Barton wins automatically since NS isn't here, IMO. I think Thor will agree. I'll update the list. Barton wins and goes on to face the winner of Garb vs 80. Wow. Garb and 80 HATE each other and I'm sure Thor knew this when putting together the bracket. Solid choice. Thanks for your help, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 boy I got my ass kicked. Good thing I respect my opponent. It was an honor just to make the tourney. Its tough being a mid-major poster surrounded by such giants in the game. I thought I had a great game plan. But BP was too strong to overcome. Now I tuck my tail back between my legs and make the slow walk back to Gasachusetts. As you said,it was an honor for you to make this tourney...by comparison I just barely qualified for the NIT with the likes of ABOBO,Marko Cavka, Kobe, Balki Bartokomous, 8 of Alk's pets, Stormshadow, and the Yahoo! Slurp Spider. Do you have any idea how depressing it is to be eliminated in the first round by Bronson F***in Pinchot?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 The 3 vs. 12 winners are Sperm, BP, Barton and Irish. The 4 vs. 11 matches are as follows- Blackout vs. Boozer Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan Madmike vs. spjets ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 Congrats to the winners. All 3 seeds advanced. And so you know Thor, it was 3 vs 14 and now its 4 vs 13. The winners of 4 vs 13 will face the 5 / 12 winner. Blackout vs Boozer - This one was tough at first, but the edge has to go to Boozer. Not only would he take a guitar and smash it over blackouts 2pac loving head, but he would chug a beer in his face at the same time. Now thats getting it done. Greengal vs AirForceJetFan - Naomi, you went against me and here I have to go against you as well. AFJF is just too tough for you as he is a solider. I'll take the solider over the teacher. Madmike vs spjets - Madmike wins this only because of size advantage and the fact that spjets moved down to North Carolina with the rest of the warm weather pussies. ThaiJet vs shawn306 - This was probably the toughest one to decide but I'm going to have to take shawn just on the fact that ThaiJet is an Alabama fan. Roll Tide is going home early, much like the majority of their sports programs recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Your going down playboy. sorry bro, not happening. Helll, I really dont need to even come out to the ring for this preliminary fight, I may send a whore down there in my stead to choke you out with a strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 sorry bro, not happening. Helll, I really dont need to even come out to the ring for this preliminary fight, I may send a whore down there in my stead to choke you out with a strap-on. And the sad thing is Ghost, if he wanted to do exactly that, he could. POTW NOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Martin 28 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Can someone explain to me what this tourney is? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I am requesting. no better yet, I am demanding a handicap match between me ''THE_STOOLSPRAYER'', and two of my former moderators. Jet Moses and Bob. Bring it, lardass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer: Blackout starts up with some gangsta Tupac **** and Boozer bitch-slaps him. Match over. Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan: Battle of two of the nicest people here. Too nice for a decent fight. AFJF has the training, but GG distracts him with her tatas and then uses them to knock him out. Madmike vs. spjets: Spjets wins. After he regains consciousness, Madmike insists a sabremetric analysis shows that he won. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306: Shawn wins. How is this even a matchup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Boozer hands blacout a pack of ciggs and tell him to smoke one before the match. The rage the builds up inside boozer is enough to kill Blackout without even moving his arms. Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - Green gal runs full steam ahead at AFJF and kills him istantly with 2 vicious boobs to the face. Madmike vs. spjets -Mike is mad. He wins. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - The Yankee fans vs the mountain climber....Yankee fans takes this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Blackout starts yapping about the Super Bowl Giants and how the Jets haven't won in almost 40 years. Boozer flies into a rage, takes a guitar string and jams it up Blackouts ass and out his mouth giving him the full cavity "C chord" floss. Boozer wins. Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - AFJ moves quickly in for the pin, but while lying on top of GG, he feels her glorious tatas rubbing against his chest and he immediately pops some wood. Thinking that things are heading in a new more pleasurable direction, AFJ rolls off and pulls his pants down. GG promptly grabs his testicles and does the patented "wringer" move resulting in a submission. Madmike vs. spjets - spjets goes into the "Karate Kid" pose and MadMike "pulls a Rutgers" and crumbles under the pressure, going into the fetal position and begging for mercy. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - Thai Jet spikes Shawn306's water bottle with real Thai tap water. By round two, Shawn has a brown stream running down his leg, just as ThaiJet planned. When moving in for the kill, ThaiJet is surprised by sudden projectile vomiting from Shawn which temporarily blinds him, allowing Shawn to move in for the messy kill shot. ThaiJet is defeated, brown and slimy. He takes a hot 4 hour shower after the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 So far Boozer is up 4-0. GG up 3-1. Madmike and SP are tied at 2-2. Shawn up 4-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Blackout starts yapping about the Super Bowl Giants and how the Jets haven't won in almost 40 years. Boozer flies into a rage, takes a guitar string and jams it up Blackouts ass and out his mouth giving him the full cavity "C chord" floss. Boozer wins. Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - AFJ moves quickly in for the pin, but while lying on top of GG, he feels her glorious tatas rubbing against his chest and he immediately pops some wood. Thinking that things are heading in a new more pleasurable direction, AFJ rolls off and pulls his pants down. GG promptly grabs his testicles and does the patented "wringer" move resulting in a submission. Madmike vs. spjets - spjets goes into the "Karate Kid" pose and MadMike "pulls a Rutgers" and crumbles under the pressure, going into the fetal position and begging for mercy. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - Thai Jet spikes Shawn306's water bottle with real Thai tap water. By round two, Shawn has a brown stream running down his leg, just as ThaiJet planned. When moving in for the kill, ThaiJet is surprised by sudden projectile vomiting from Shawn which temporarily blinds him, allowing Shawn to move in for the messy kill shot. ThaiJet is defeated, brown and slimy. He takes a hot 4 hour shower after the match. Well done. Much better than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 UPDATED: 04/14/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman 13 Boozer 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren 3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99 / 4HCrew 4 Greengal 5 PFSIKH 6 Thor99 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking 3 BP - faces winner of Ghost / JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo 6 Ghost 7 #27 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny 12 LIMike 13 spjets 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ 3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob / Jetsfan80 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM 6 Bob 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet Still awaiting Jetheelz vs Sperm Edwards and Barton vs NightStalker. Wouldn't it be cool if the guy who started this thread organized it in a way that was actually easy to read? Thanks for the recap Joe. I hope I fight Verde next. I know how to win. As the fight begins I am going to say to her, "explain to me why carbs are bad again?". As she is explaining I am going to hit her over the head with a stick of butter and watch her melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I am requesting. no better yet, I am demanding a handicap match between me ''THE_STOOLSPRAYER'', and two of my former moderators. Jet Moses and Bob. We were demanding that this fake user actually be funny. How do you think that worked out for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmike1 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I'm shocked i got 2 votes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Nice and short. Boozer blinds Blackout by flicking guitar picks into his eyes. As Blackout flails around blindly, Boozer smashes his guitar over Blackout's head, then proceeds to stake him with the broken neck. Like the undead Giant fan he is, Blackout crumbles to dust. Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - AFJF has the initial advantage, beating GG badly, then she collapses. AFJF panics, as the crowd start abusing him for beating up a person as nice as GG. As he bends down to help her up, she reaches up, and uses her nails to cut AFJF's throat. Madmike vs. spjets - spjets is getting pummeled when he mentions that somebody said madmike's really a fairweather fan. Madmike stops the fight, and proceeds to explain why he's not. Unfortunately he goes into a rant, and works himself up so bad he has a massive fatal heart attack. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - Thai Jet uses his chemical talents to spike Shawn's drink. This has the effect of eating Shawn from the inside out. Shawn's lifeless husk doesn't even make it to the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Blackout Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - Green Gal has him mezmorized with her tatas bouncing that she goes in for the kill Madmike vs. spjets - MadMike beats im off te head with stats. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - ThaiJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Boozer up 5 to 1. GG up 5 to 1. SPJets & Madmike still tied but now at 3-3. Shawn once up 4-0 is only now up 4-2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Boozer up 5 to 1. GG up 5 to 1. SPJets & Madmike still tied but now at 3-3. Shawn once up 4-0 is only now up 4-2. Someone wanna help the last 4 out from limbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Blackout vs. Boozer - Blackout Greengal vs. AirForceJetFan - Green Gal has him mezmorized with her tatas bouncing that she goes in for the kill Madmike vs. spjets - MadMike beats im off te head with stats. ThaiJet vs. Shawn306 - ThaiJet That a girl greengal, use what your mamma gave you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Someone wanna help the last 4 out from limbo? Spjets beats madmike Greengal beats AFJF ThaiJet beats Shawn306 We should run this thing yearly, maybe I'll be in it by next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Boozer, gg & spjets win. Can there be a draw? If so, it goes to ThaiJet & Shawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Okay, after everyones votes the winners are Shawn, GG, Boozer and SPJets. I'll leave it to Thor if he wants to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Thanks, Joe. It's been a pretty busy couple of days. Next up we have- Troll vs. Kidhuman PFSIKH vs. JonEJet Gainzo vs. LIMike Panzer vs. Matt 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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