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Troll vs. Kidhuman - Kidhuman comes strong with the Jedi Mind trick and causes Troll to jump off a bridge KH wins

PFSIKH vs. JonEJet - PFSIKH uses the military training to beat up on Johnny and send him away until the next Yankee win

Gainzo vs. LIMike - Gainzo eats 7 eg-a-mite sammiches and stinks out LIMike

Panzer vs. Matt 39 - Panzer makes a new sig line and defeats Matt 39

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Thanks, Joe. It's been a pretty busy couple of days.

Next up we have-

Troll vs. Kidhuman

PFSIKH vs. JonEJet

Gainzo vs. LIMike

Panzer vs. Matt 39

Tough round!

Troll takes out 100 years of Cub fan frustration on the Kid. It's over quickly.

In the match of the tourney, to date, JonE gets Toto smashed on free samples from the liquor store, but loses when Garb double crosses him and hits him over the head with a folding chair, knocking him out. PFSIKH wins. Sorry, Jon.

Gainzo goes all Aussie Rules on Mike's Lawn Guyland ass. Gainzo in a walk.

Marduk vs. Matt 39? Please. You know that meat grinder the Sopranos ran Richie Aprile through? It left Richie more recognizable than 39 will be when Marduk is through with him.

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Tough round!

Troll takes out 100 years of Cub fan frustration on the Kid. It's over quickly.

In the match of the tourney, to date, JonE gets Toto smashed on free samples from the liquor store, but loses when Garb double crosses him and hits him over the head with a folding chair, knocking him out. PFSIKH wins. Sorry, Jon.

Gainzo goes all Aussie Rules on Mike's Lawn Guyland ass. Gainzo in a walk.

Marduk vs. Matt 39? Please. You know that meat grinder the Sopranos ran Richie Aprile through? It left Richie more recognizable than 39 will be when Marduk is through with him.

Its because I said you liked Torre isnt it.

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Its because I said you liked Torre isnt it.

Just be glad you didn't draw Marduk.

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Troll vs. Kidhuman - Kidhuman comes strong with the Jedi Mind trick and causes Troll to jump off a bridge KH wins

PFSIKH vs. JonEJet - PFSIKH uses the military training to beat up on Johnny and send him away until the next Yankee win

Gainzo vs. LIMike - Gainzo eats 7 eg-a-mite sammiches and stinks out LIMike

Panzer vs. Matt 39 - Panzer makes a new sig line and defeats Matt 39

In a very close battle Kid Human uses his superior intelligence to over come The Troll. Gainzo uses his trollest powers to over come Mike in a match that doesn't take long. Panzer rolls over Matt like a PZKWIV in blitzing his way to an easy victory. PFSIKH wins in a forfeit as JonE pulls a dissappearing act and never shows up after the Skanks drop 2 of 3 to the World Champion Boston Red Sox.

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*KidHuman is in complete control, until the Troll reaches into his pocket and throws a handful of Tony Chachere's cajun seasoning into his eyes, temporarily blinding Kid and allowing the Troll to roll him up for the victory.

*PFSIKH easily disposes of JonEJet when he wraps him head to toe in toilet paper. Through his extensive military training, PFSIKH has learned that this is the best way to counter a gigantic *******.

*Gainzo defeats LIMike after outside interference from Paul Hogan.

*Upon seeing he has drawn PDM in the first round, Matt39 immediately kills himself via a gunshot to the head. PDM takes pictures and then makes a stew out of Matt's brain fragments.

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Troll vs. Kidhuman- KH trained for this fight for months. the only thing he didn't prepare for? The Princess Leia look-a-like Troll brought ringside.KH was beat quickly but didn't care as he planned to show Leia his "light saber" after the match.

PFSIKH vs. JonEJet- Talk about a mismatch. JonE kills & eats PFSIKH at the pre fight luncheon . PFSIKH was mistaken for a King Crab leg and JonE said his meat was "sweet" .

Gainzo vs. LIMike- Gainzo does his best Chopper impression & proceeds rampage on LImike...he can be heard screaming " Oye,Oye,Oye"

Panzer vs. Matt 39- Panzer doesn't show up to the fight...however the entire site is vaporized via satellite. Coincidence? I think not!

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Panzer vs. Matt 39- Panzer doesn't show up to the fight...however the entire site is vaporized via satellite. Coincidence? I think not!

Hahaha, POTW nomination!

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Gainzo and PDM are through to the second round. PFSIKH is leading 4-2, and Troll and Kidhuman are deadlocked at 3 apiece.

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I'll break the tiebreaker.

PKFISH wins and goes onto Round 2... Troll over Kidhuman.

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UPDATED: 04/16/08

Bold - still alive

Italic - eliminated

The Kitchen Worker Region

1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA

2 SouthernJet

3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80

4 Blackout

5 Troll - faces Boozer

6 Garb

7 Arsis

8 JGB

9 GreenDNA

10 TaborJet

11 80

12 Kidhuman

13 Boozer - faces Troll

14 NightStalker

15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet

16 Bitonti

The Powder Region

1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde

2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren

3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99 / 4HCrew

4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH

5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal

6 Thor99

7 Joewilly

8 Assmop

9 Verde

10 Bren

11 4hCrew

12 JonEJet

13 AirForceJetFan

14 MBN007

15 Serphnx

16 GreenBeans

The SSII Region

1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ

2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking

3 BP - faces winner of Ghost / JoebabyNY

4 Madmike

5 Gainzo - faces SPJets

6 Ghost

7 #27

8 Bugg

9 RSJ

10 ScottDierking

11 joebabyny

12 LIMike

13 spjets - faces Gainzo

14 LBS

15 GM

16 JFBM

The '72 Pinto Region

1 Ecurb

2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ

3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob / Jetsfan80

4 ThaiJet

5 PDM - faces Shawn306

6 Bob

7 Drago

8 GimmeShelter

9 MrsTaborJet

10 BZ

11 Jetsfan80

12 Matt39

13 Shawn306 - faces PDM

14 Jetheelz

15 Shadowjet

16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet

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Thanks again, Joe. You are much better at this than I am.

Up next-

Garb vs. 80

Thor99 vs. 4HCrew

Ghost vs. Joebabyny

Bob vs. Jetfan80

Good luck, Tyson. Watch your back.

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80 over Garb (you guys know me... i'll hit a chick no problem! :lol: )

4H over Thor (just get the feeling about 4H)

Joebaby over Ghost (the guy's just huge.. he could win it all, plus who would want to touch him? :lol: )

Bob over JF80 (gotta go with the crafty vet)

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JGB gives off some noxious gases, so I'll have to go with brain rather than brawn.

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Garb vs. 80: Garb gets off to a good start, but 80 distracts her by saying "Is that Troy Brown over there?" As Garb spins round, a haymaker puts her down. As 80 starts to put the boot in, Garb whistles. Next thing, in gallops her trusty high horse, Trigger style, and proceeds to kick poor 80's head in.

Thor99 vs. 4HCrew: Grossest fight yet. 4H starts by throwing a burning McCareins jersey at Thor, but while Thor tries to put the fire out, 4H is on him, landing punch after punch. However, owing to Thor's mass it turns out to be like punching jelly. so he then grabs a knife and slices open Thor's belly. Fatal mistake. A huge lava like wave of lard flows out from the cut, trapping 4H who suffocates under a lipid mountain. 5 hours later after the cleanup and hazardous waste people are finished, Tyson's body is found. Thor eats the corpse.

Ghost vs. Joebabyny: Joebaby calls in his girls to distract Ghost. Ghost falls for it. saying "I'm in heaven!" Joebaby then sends him there for real.

Bob vs. Jetfan80: Bob leaps in with a knee to the nuts, followed by an uppercut that breaks JF80's jaw. He then proceeds to rip off said jaw. However, The One True Bob is merciful, and spares JF80's life, even though it is a life spent eating everything through a straw from now on.

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*Garb defeats 80 when her high horse steps on his head, splitting him directly in two.

*Thor defeats 4H when he immediately swallows him whole.

*Joebaby defeats Ghost when he shoves a life sized plastic replica of John Holmes' penis up Ghost's ass. Joe is thrilled with the victory, but he knows that he'll have to come up with a new finisher if he wants to advance past Maxman.

*Bob doesn't even step into the ring against Jetfan80, as he shaves off his moustache, allowing it roam free and rip out 80's spine through his anal cavity.

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LOL, this thread is gold.

Garb vs. 80 - The Horse...I mean Garb.

Thor99 vs. 4HCrew - Doesn't matter, The winner is screwed when the next round comes along.:lol:

Ghost vs. Joebabyny - Last i heard Ghost has a torn ACL, easy win for Joe.

Bob vs. Jetfan80 - Bob is destroying 80 and the match looks done, however just before Bob hits the finisher we see Kobe24 and his homeboys drive by and gun his ass down. JF80 gets the lucky win.

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Garb vs. 80

Thor99 vs. 4HCrew

Ghost vs. Joebabyny

Bob vs. Jetfan80

Bellichick supplies Garb with video of 80's training sessions. Garb uses the inside information to win.

Tyson fires a withering barrage of beer pong balls at Thor, but Thor ends the match with the dreaded ban hammer.

Joebaby brings a Hummerload of skanks to help him tag-team the Ghost. Ghost never had a chance. Ghost retaliates by stealing Joe's kegerator.

Jetfan80? Please. Thanks for the first-round bye. I know it gets tougher from here. I am the One True Bob.

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Gainzo and PDM are through to the second round. PFSIKH is leading 4-2, and Troll and Kidhuman are deadlocked at 3 apiece.

I'll break the tiebreaker.

PKFISH wins and goes onto Round 2... Troll over Kidhuman.

UPDATED: 04/16/08

Bold - still alive

Italic - eliminated

The Kitchen Worker Region

1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA

2 SouthernJet

3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80

4 Blackout

5 Troll - faces Boozer

6 Garb

7 Arsis

8 JGB

9 GreenDNA

10 TaborJet

11 80

12 Kidhuman

13 Boozer - faces Troll

14 NightStalker

15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet

16 Bitonti

Isnt it first to 5? If we are locked at 3, then 1 vote would make it 4-3, how am I eliminated. I call shenanigans and ask for the automatic bye into the next round.

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Garb vs. 80 - Garb bitch slaps the hell out of 80

Thor99 vs. 4HCrew - 4H crew gets sent back to 4H camp by Thor

Ghost vs. Joebabyny - JoeBaby puts on some gay porn and Ghost runs away

Bob vs. Jetfan80 - JF80 takes the wrath of Joe Girardi out on Bob

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Okay that round ended easily. 4HCrew, 80, Ghost and JetsFan80 are GONE.

Oh and Kidhuman, don't take it personally, we just had to move on and I made the final vote. Sorry bud. :cheers:

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UPDATED: 04/16/08

Bold - still alive

Italic - eliminated

The Kitchen Worker Region

1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA

2 SouthernJet

3 Barton - faces winner of Garb

4 Blackout

5 Troll

6 Garb - faces Garb

7 Arsis

8 JGB

9 GreenDNA

10 TaborJet

11 80

12 Kidhuman - faces Boozer

13 Boozer - faces Kidhuman

14 NightStalker

15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet

16 Bitonti

The Powder Region

1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde

2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren

3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99

4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH

5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal

6 Thor99 - faces IrishJet

7 Joewilly

8 Assmop

9 Verde

10 Bren

11 4hCrew

12 JonEJet

13 AirForceJetFan

14 MBN007

15 Serphnx

16 GreenBeans

The SSII Region

1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ

2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking

3 BP - faces winner of JoebabyNY

4 Madmike

5 Gainzo - faces SPJets

6 Ghost

7 #27

8 Bugg

9 RSJ

10 ScottDierking

11 joebabyny - faces BP

12 LIMike

13 spjets - faces Gainzo

14 LBS

15 GM

16 JFBM

The '72 Pinto Region

1 Ecurb

2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ

3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob

4 ThaiJet

5 PDM - faces Shawn306

6 Bob - faces SpermEdwards

7 Drago

8 GimmeShelter

9 MrsTaborJet

10 BZ

11 Jetsfan80

12 Matt39

13 Shawn306 - faces PDM

14 Jetheelz

15 Shadowjet

16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet

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Next up:

Arsis vs. TaborJet

Joewilly vs. Brenda

#27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking

Drago vs BZ

Begin!

BTW, beginning in the second round until the final four you will need 10 votes to move on. 5 is too little. Final four will be 15 votes to get to the championship game and 15 or 20 to win it, depending on how many people we have participating.

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Arsis vs. TaborJet - TaborJet tries to lure my vote by letting me have his wife for a night, but little does he know that while he works the late shift, I'm tappin' that ass, tappin' that ass. ;) Arsis wins because he is big. Real big. Max told me so. Not sure if I want to know what area of him he was talking about though.

Joewilly vs. Bren - Brenda is the best and her big jugs will knock joewilly out into the ocean where he will drown because he doesn't know how to swim. Really, he told me so.

#27Dom vs. ScottDierking - I'm mainly voting on this because it effects me. However, I think I have a better chance of taking down Dom, so Dom gets the vote. Sorry SD, you big freak you.

Drago vs. BZ - Yeah, yeah, we know BZ has a lot of $, but not enough to stop Drago from eating him. Alive.

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Arsis vs. TaborJet - TaborJet tries to lure my vote by letting me have his wife for a night, but little does he know that while he works the late shift, I'm tappin' that ass, tappin' that ass. ;) Arsis wins because he is big. Real big. Max told me so. Not sure if I want to know what area of him he was talking about though.

124, go tap a beer keg would ya! :confused0058:

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Okay that round ended easily. 4HCrew, 80, Ghost and JetsFan80 are GONE.

Oh and Kidhuman, don't take it personally, we just had to move on and I made the final vote. Sorry bud. :cheers:

The vote wasnt final as it still was playing out, first to 5 is the rule.

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Arsis vs. TaborJet - Arsis masters the TARDIS controls and goes back in time to get 7 more of him to take on Mr Tabor. and defeat him.

Joewilly vs. Brenda - Brenda takes this one as she never has to get up from the beach chair. He subdues Joe by feeding him alcohol all day

#27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking - The Dominator, its all in the name

Drago vs BZ - BZ wins, if he can survive PDM's sigs, he can take Drago

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