Kidhuman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Troll vs. Kidhuman - Kidhuman comes strong with the Jedi Mind trick and causes Troll to jump off a bridge KH wins PFSIKH vs. JonEJet - PFSIKH uses the military training to beat up on Johnny and send him away until the next Yankee win Gainzo vs. LIMike - Gainzo eats 7 eg-a-mite sammiches and stinks out LIMike Panzer vs. Matt 39 - Panzer makes a new sig line and defeats Matt 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Thanks, Joe. It's been a pretty busy couple of days. Next up we have- Troll vs. Kidhuman PFSIKH vs. JonEJet Gainzo vs. LIMike Panzer vs. Matt 39 Tough round! Troll takes out 100 years of Cub fan frustration on the Kid. It's over quickly. In the match of the tourney, to date, JonE gets Toto smashed on free samples from the liquor store, but loses when Garb double crosses him and hits him over the head with a folding chair, knocking him out. PFSIKH wins. Sorry, Jon. Gainzo goes all Aussie Rules on Mike's Lawn Guyland ass. Gainzo in a walk. Marduk vs. Matt 39? Please. You know that meat grinder the Sopranos ran Richie Aprile through? It left Richie more recognizable than 39 will be when Marduk is through with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Tough round! Troll takes out 100 years of Cub fan frustration on the Kid. It's over quickly. In the match of the tourney, to date, JonE gets Toto smashed on free samples from the liquor store, but loses when Garb double crosses him and hits him over the head with a folding chair, knocking him out. PFSIKH wins. Sorry, Jon. Gainzo goes all Aussie Rules on Mike's Lawn Guyland ass. Gainzo in a walk. Marduk vs. Matt 39? Please. You know that meat grinder the Sopranos ran Richie Aprile through? It left Richie more recognizable than 39 will be when Marduk is through with him. Its because I said you liked Torre isnt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Its because I said you liked Torre isnt it. Just be glad you didn't draw Marduk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Troll vs. Kidhuman - Kidhuman comes strong with the Jedi Mind trick and causes Troll to jump off a bridge KH wins PFSIKH vs. JonEJet - PFSIKH uses the military training to beat up on Johnny and send him away until the next Yankee win Gainzo vs. LIMike - Gainzo eats 7 eg-a-mite sammiches and stinks out LIMike Panzer vs. Matt 39 - Panzer makes a new sig line and defeats Matt 39 In a very close battle Kid Human uses his superior intelligence to over come The Troll. Gainzo uses his trollest powers to over come Mike in a match that doesn't take long. Panzer rolls over Matt like a PZKWIV in blitzing his way to an easy victory. PFSIKH wins in a forfeit as JonE pulls a dissappearing act and never shows up after the Skanks drop 2 of 3 to the World Champion Boston Red Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 *KidHuman is in complete control, until the Troll reaches into his pocket and throws a handful of Tony Chachere's cajun seasoning into his eyes, temporarily blinding Kid and allowing the Troll to roll him up for the victory. *PFSIKH easily disposes of JonEJet when he wraps him head to toe in toilet paper. Through his extensive military training, PFSIKH has learned that this is the best way to counter a gigantic *******. *Gainzo defeats LIMike after outside interference from Paul Hogan. *Upon seeing he has drawn PDM in the first round, Matt39 immediately kills himself via a gunshot to the head. PDM takes pictures and then makes a stew out of Matt's brain fragments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Troll vs. Kidhuman- KH trained for this fight for months. the only thing he didn't prepare for? The Princess Leia look-a-like Troll brought ringside.KH was beat quickly but didn't care as he planned to show Leia his "light saber" after the match. PFSIKH vs. JonEJet- Talk about a mismatch. JonE kills & eats PFSIKH at the pre fight luncheon . PFSIKH was mistaken for a King Crab leg and JonE said his meat was "sweet" . Gainzo vs. LIMike- Gainzo does his best Chopper impression & proceeds rampage on LImike...he can be heard screaming " Oye,Oye,Oye" Panzer vs. Matt 39- Panzer doesn't show up to the fight...however the entire site is vaporized via satellite. Coincidence? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 KH JoaneJet Gaynzo Panzer ist krieg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Panzer vs. Matt 39- Panzer doesn't show up to the fight...however the entire site is vaporized via satellite. Coincidence? I think not! Hahaha, POTW nomination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Gainzo and PDM are through to the second round. PFSIKH is leading 4-2, and Troll and Kidhuman are deadlocked at 3 apiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'll break the tiebreaker. PKFISH wins and goes onto Round 2... Troll over Kidhuman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 UPDATED: 04/16/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80 4 Blackout 5 Troll - faces Boozer 6 Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman 13 Boozer - faces Troll 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren 3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99 / 4HCrew 4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH 5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal 6 Thor99 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking 3 BP - faces winner of Ghost / JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo - faces SPJets 6 Ghost 7 #27 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny 12 LIMike 13 spjets - faces Gainzo 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ 3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob / Jetsfan80 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM - faces Shawn306 6 Bob 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 - faces PDM 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Thanks again, Joe. You are much better at this than I am. Up next- Garb vs. 80 Thor99 vs. 4HCrew Ghost vs. Joebabyny Bob vs. Jetfan80 Good luck, Tyson. Watch your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Wow I just got swept But this thread is an F'ing Riot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 80 over Garb (you guys know me... i'll hit a chick no problem! ) 4H over Thor (just get the feeling about 4H) Joebaby over Ghost (the guy's just huge.. he could win it all, plus who would want to touch him? ) Bob over JF80 (gotta go with the crafty vet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 JGB gives off some noxious gases, so I'll have to go with brain rather than brawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Garb vs. 80: Garb gets off to a good start, but 80 distracts her by saying "Is that Troy Brown over there?" As Garb spins round, a haymaker puts her down. As 80 starts to put the boot in, Garb whistles. Next thing, in gallops her trusty high horse, Trigger style, and proceeds to kick poor 80's head in. Thor99 vs. 4HCrew: Grossest fight yet. 4H starts by throwing a burning McCareins jersey at Thor, but while Thor tries to put the fire out, 4H is on him, landing punch after punch. However, owing to Thor's mass it turns out to be like punching jelly. so he then grabs a knife and slices open Thor's belly. Fatal mistake. A huge lava like wave of lard flows out from the cut, trapping 4H who suffocates under a lipid mountain. 5 hours later after the cleanup and hazardous waste people are finished, Tyson's body is found. Thor eats the corpse. Ghost vs. Joebabyny: Joebaby calls in his girls to distract Ghost. Ghost falls for it. saying "I'm in heaven!" Joebaby then sends him there for real. Bob vs. Jetfan80: Bob leaps in with a knee to the nuts, followed by an uppercut that breaks JF80's jaw. He then proceeds to rip off said jaw. However, The One True Bob is merciful, and spares JF80's life, even though it is a life spent eating everything through a straw from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 *Garb defeats 80 when her high horse steps on his head, splitting him directly in two. *Thor defeats 4H when he immediately swallows him whole. *Joebaby defeats Ghost when he shoves a life sized plastic replica of John Holmes' penis up Ghost's ass. Joe is thrilled with the victory, but he knows that he'll have to come up with a new finisher if he wants to advance past Maxman. *Bob doesn't even step into the ring against Jetfan80, as he shaves off his moustache, allowing it roam free and rip out 80's spine through his anal cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 DOWN GOES 80 DOWN GOES 80 (in the voice of howard cosell of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 troll & panzer friggin hilarious guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 LOL, this thread is gold. Garb vs. 80 - The Horse...I mean Garb. Thor99 vs. 4HCrew - Doesn't matter, The winner is screwed when the next round comes along. Ghost vs. Joebabyny - Last i heard Ghost has a torn ACL, easy win for Joe. Bob vs. Jetfan80 - Bob is destroying 80 and the match looks done, however just before Bob hits the finisher we see Kobe24 and his homeboys drive by and gun his ass down. JF80 gets the lucky win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Garb 4HCrew JoebabyNY Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Garb 4HCrew JoebabyNY Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Garb Thor Joe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Garb vs. 80 Thor99 vs. 4HCrew Ghost vs. Joebabyny Bob vs. Jetfan80 Bellichick supplies Garb with video of 80's training sessions. Garb uses the inside information to win. Tyson fires a withering barrage of beer pong balls at Thor, but Thor ends the match with the dreaded ban hammer. Joebaby brings a Hummerload of skanks to help him tag-team the Ghost. Ghost never had a chance. Ghost retaliates by stealing Joe's kegerator. Jetfan80? Please. Thanks for the first-round bye. I know it gets tougher from here. I am the One True Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Gainzo and PDM are through to the second round. PFSIKH is leading 4-2, and Troll and Kidhuman are deadlocked at 3 apiece. I'll break the tiebreaker. PKFISH wins and goes onto Round 2... Troll over Kidhuman. UPDATED: 04/16/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces winner of Garb / 80 4 Blackout 5 Troll - faces Boozer 6 Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman 13 Boozer - faces Troll 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet 16 Bitonti Isnt it first to 5? If we are locked at 3, then 1 vote would make it 4-3, how am I eliminated. I call shenanigans and ask for the automatic bye into the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Garb vs. 80 - Garb bitch slaps the hell out of 80 Thor99 vs. 4HCrew - 4H crew gets sent back to 4H camp by Thor Ghost vs. Joebabyny - JoeBaby puts on some gay porn and Ghost runs away Bob vs. Jetfan80 - JF80 takes the wrath of Joe Girardi out on Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Okay that round ended easily. 4HCrew, 80, Ghost and JetsFan80 are GONE. Oh and Kidhuman, don't take it personally, we just had to move on and I made the final vote. Sorry bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 UPDATED: 04/16/08 Bold - still alive Italic - eliminated The Kitchen Worker Region 1 Smizzy - faces winner of JGB / GreenDNA 2 SouthernJet 3 Barton - faces winner of Garb 4 Blackout 5 Troll 6 Garb - faces Garb 7 Arsis 8 JGB 9 GreenDNA 10 TaborJet 11 80 12 Kidhuman - faces Boozer 13 Boozer - faces Kidhuman 14 NightStalker 15 NJ - faces winner of Arsis / TaborJet 16 Bitonti The Powder Region 1 Max - faces winner of Assmop / Verde 2 SFJ - faces winner Joewilly / Bren 3 IrishJet - faces winner of Thor99 4 Greengal - faces PFSIKH 5 PFSIKH - faces Greengal 6 Thor99 - faces IrishJet 7 Joewilly 8 Assmop 9 Verde 10 Bren 11 4hCrew 12 JonEJet 13 AirForceJetFan 14 MBN007 15 Serphnx 16 GreenBeans The SSII Region 1 124 - faces winner of Bugg / RSJ 2 faba - faces winner of #27 / ScottDierking 3 BP - faces winner of JoebabyNY 4 Madmike 5 Gainzo - faces SPJets 6 Ghost 7 #27 8 Bugg 9 RSJ 10 ScottDierking 11 joebabyny - faces BP 12 LIMike 13 spjets - faces Gainzo 14 LBS 15 GM 16 JFBM The '72 Pinto Region 1 Ecurb 2 Alk - faces winner of Drago / BZ 3 Sperm Edwards - faces winner of Bob 4 ThaiJet 5 PDM - faces Shawn306 6 Bob - faces SpermEdwards 7 Drago 8 GimmeShelter 9 MrsTaborJet 10 BZ 11 Jetsfan80 12 Matt39 13 Shawn306 - faces PDM 14 Jetheelz 15 Shadowjet 16 JetMoses - faces winner of GimmeShelter / MrsTaborJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Next up: Arsis vs. TaborJet Joewilly vs. Brenda #27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking Drago vs BZ Begin! BTW, beginning in the second round until the final four you will need 10 votes to move on. 5 is too little. Final four will be 15 votes to get to the championship game and 15 or 20 to win it, depending on how many people we have participating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Arsis vs. TaborJet - TaborJet tries to lure my vote by letting me have his wife for a night, but little does he know that while he works the late shift, I'm tappin' that ass, tappin' that ass. Arsis wins because he is big. Real big. Max told me so. Not sure if I want to know what area of him he was talking about though. Joewilly vs. Bren - Brenda is the best and her big jugs will knock joewilly out into the ocean where he will drown because he doesn't know how to swim. Really, he told me so. #27Dom vs. ScottDierking - I'm mainly voting on this because it effects me. However, I think I have a better chance of taking down Dom, so Dom gets the vote. Sorry SD, you big freak you. Drago vs. BZ - Yeah, yeah, we know BZ has a lot of $, but not enough to stop Drago from eating him. Alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Arsis vs. TaborJet - TaborJet tries to lure my vote by letting me have his wife for a night, but little does he know that while he works the late shift, I'm tappin' that ass, tappin' that ass. Arsis wins because he is big. Real big. Max told me so. Not sure if I want to know what area of him he was talking about though. 124, go tap a beer keg would ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Okay that round ended easily. 4HCrew, 80, Ghost and JetsFan80 are GONE. Oh and Kidhuman, don't take it personally, we just had to move on and I made the final vote. Sorry bud. The vote wasnt final as it still was playing out, first to 5 is the rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Arsis vs. TaborJet - Arsis masters the TARDIS controls and goes back in time to get 7 more of him to take on Mr Tabor. and defeat him. Joewilly vs. Brenda - Brenda takes this one as she never has to get up from the beach chair. He subdues Joe by feeding him alcohol all day #27 Dominator vs Scott Dierking - The Dominator, its all in the name Drago vs BZ - BZ wins, if he can survive PDM's sigs, he can take Drago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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