Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 AP The New York Jets vs New England Patriots game which was flexed to Sunday at 4:30 has been flexed back into the primetime Sunday Night slot with Todd Bowles announcement that Ryan Fitzpatrick and not Bryce Petty would be the starter. The NFL feared that had Petty been named the starter the game would be a massively lopsided affair and might lose viewership within the first 5 minutes of the telecast. Last weeks Jets vs Rams game set the NFL back to the Stone Age and it was reported some Jet fans committed suicide with their families saying "he just couldn't watch another second of it", one such fan was quoted as saying before he took his own life "another delayed handoff!". But with Bowles announcement that Fitzpatrick was again the starting QB, some call him Fitzmagic, the odds of keeping the game within 21 points now becomes a distinct possiblity. Chis Collinworth it has been said has been briefed on keeping viewers interested by extolling the virtues of young Jet players as "up and comers", and to mute his criticism of future Hall of Famer Darrelle Revis whose play significantly declined to where Jet fans are referring him by the name Vance, some kind of inside joke that only Jet fans are privy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jetster said: AP You really must have no sense of humor,lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You had me there for a moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shevys Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, Jetster said: You really must have no sense of humor,lol. It would be helpful if it was somewhat funny. Good try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Ban, lock, make him sit with SAR for a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Beerfish said: Ban, lock, make him sit with SAR for a game. Too harsh... the sitting with SAR part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 Wow, tough crowd. You would think this is the season to be a little more light hearted. I guess none of you are Onion fans. Onion world Atlas, one of the funniest books ever printed. My guess is there are Jet fans out there who will enjoy the humor, ones who actually enjoy humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 28 minutes ago, shevys said: It would be helpful if it was somewhat funny. Good try? Why are you using a question mark after Good try. Makes no literary sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Jetster said: Why are you using a question mark after Good try. Makes no literary sense. Why are you using a capital G for good? You didn't put quotes around it thus it is highly inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 40 minutes ago, Beerfish said: Ban, lock, make him sit with SAR for a game. Or with Max who regales him the entire time with stories about the "old days" when JetNation.com was only a glimmer in his eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Or with Max who regales him the entire time with stories about the "old days" when JetNation.com was only a glimmer in his eye. I am waiting for the same to scout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 28 minutes ago, Jetster said: Wow, tough crowd. You would think this is the season to be a little more light hearted. I guess none of you are Onion fans. Onion world Atlas, one of the funniest books ever printed. My guess is there are Jet fans out there who will enjoy the humor, ones who actually enjoy humor. The onion is actually funny. Subtle difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, gEYno said: The onion is actually funny. Subtle difference. Thank you. I write for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Jetster said: Thank you. I write for them. If this were true, you wouldn't be so offended by one joke bombing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 19 minutes ago, gEYno said: If this were true, you wouldn't be so offended by one joke bombing. Not at all, I'm just thinking someone with 20,217 posts would actually have something pertinent to say or inject their own sense of humor without being critical of others who actually possess humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shevys Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 42 minutes ago, Jetster said: Thank you. I write for them. Then stick to your day job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 43 minutes ago, Jetster said: Not at all, I'm just thinking someone with 20,217 posts would actually have something pertinent to say or inject their own sense of humor without being critical of others who actually possess humor. Give him some time. One doesn't gain possession of humor until 25,000 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Jetster said: AP The New York Jets vs New England Patriots game which was flexed to Sunday at 4:30 has been flexed back into the primetime Sunday Night slot with Todd Bowles announcement that Ryan Fitzpatrick and not Bryce Petty would be the starter. The NFL feared that had Petty been named the starter the game would be a massively lopsided affair and might lose viewership within the first 5 minutes of the telecast. Last weeks Jets vs Rams game set the NFL back to the Stone Age and it was reported some Jet fans committed suicide with their families saying "he just couldn't watch another second of it", one such fan was quoted as saying before he took his own life "another delayed handoff!". But with Bowles announcement that Fitzpatrick was again the starting QB, some call him Fitzmagic, the odds of keeping the game within 21 points now becomes a distinct possiblity. Chis Collinworth it has been said has been briefed on keeping viewers interested by extolling the virtues of young Jet players as "up and comers", and to mute his criticism of future Hall of Famer Darrelle Revis whose play significantly declined to where Jet fans are referring him by the name Vance, some kind of inside joke that only Jet fans are privy. Ha ha ha. Fitz gives us the best chance to lose by 21 points or less. Ha ha. No one is watching this broadcast. Masterpilece Theater here they come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: Give him some time. One doesn't gain possession of humor until 25,000 posts. 25,000 posts about the New york jets football club....a fine line between humor and a straight jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Jetster said: You really must have no sense of humor,lol. You can't criticize anyone for not having a sense of humor when you've offered nothing in the least bit humorous. Feeble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rex-n-effect Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Jetster said: Thank you. I write for them. Posting in their comments section doesn't make you an Onion writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickJetFan Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Jetster said: AP The New York Jets vs New England Patriots game which was flexed to Sunday at 4:30 has been flexed back into the primetime Sunday Night slot with Todd Bowles announcement that Ryan Fitzpatrick and not Bryce Petty would be the starter. The NFL feared that had Petty been named the starter the game would be a massively lopsided affair and might lose viewership within the first 5 minutes of the telecast. Last weeks Jets vs Rams game set the NFL back to the Stone Age and it was reported some Jet fans committed suicide with their families saying "he just couldn't watch another second of it", one such fan was quoted as saying before he took his own life "another delayed handoff!". But with Bowles announcement that Fitzpatrick was again the starting QB, some call him Fitzmagic, the odds of keeping the game within 21 points now becomes a distinct possiblity. Chis Collinworth it has been said has been briefed on keeping viewers interested by extolling the virtues of young Jet players as "up and comers", and to mute his criticism of future Hall of Famer Darrelle Revis whose play significantly declined to where Jet fans are referring him by the name Vance, some kind of inside joke that only Jet fans are privy. In other breaking news...Told Bowles grew a Dick and makes Petty the #1 QB...tells Decker to take his dick out of Fits ass and man up for Christ sake you have that nice piece of ass at home and you want to be with chewy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH THE PAIN Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Jetster said: AP The New York Jets vs New England Patriots game which was flexed to Sunday at 4:30 has been flexed back into the primetime Sunday Night slot with Todd Bowles announcement that Ryan Fitzpatrick and not Bryce Petty would be the starter. The NFL feared that had Petty been named the starter the game would be a massively lopsided affair and might lose viewership within the first 5 minutes of the telecast. Last weeks Jets vs Rams game set the NFL back to the Stone Age and it was reported some Jet fans committed suicide with their families saying "he just couldn't watch another second of it", one such fan was quoted as saying before he took his own life "another delayed handoff!". But with Bowles announcement that Fitzpatrick was again the starting QB, some call him Fitzmagic, the odds of keeping the game within 21 points now becomes a distinct possiblity. Chis Collinworth it has been said has been briefed on keeping viewers interested by extolling the virtues of young Jet players as "up and comers", and to mute his criticism of future Hall of Famer Darrelle Revis whose play significantly declined to where Jet fans are referring him by the name Vance, some kind of inside joke that only Jet fans are privy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Jetster said: Wow, tough crowd. You would think this is the season to be a little more light hearted. It was much easier in the summer when we all made fun of the black guy with the broken jaw. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsplayer21 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Jetster said: AP The New York Jets vs New England Patriots game which was flexed to Sunday at 4:30 has been flexed back into the primetime Sunday Night slot with Todd Bowles announcement that Ryan Fitzpatrick and not Bryce Petty would be the starter. The NFL feared that had Petty been named the starter the game would be a massively lopsided affair and might lose viewership within the first 5 minutes of the telecast. Last weeks Jets vs Rams game set the NFL back to the Stone Age and it was reported some Jet fans committed suicide with their families saying "he just couldn't watch another second of it", one such fan was quoted as saying before he took his own life "another delayed handoff!". But with Bowles announcement that Fitzpatrick was again the starting QB, some call him Fitzmagic, the odds of keeping the game within 21 points now becomes a distinct possiblity. Chis Collinworth it has been said has been briefed on keeping viewers interested by extolling the virtues of young Jet players as "up and comers", and to mute his criticism of future Hall of Famer Darrelle Revis whose play significantly declined to where Jet fans are referring him by the name Vance, some kind of inside joke that only Jet fans are privy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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