AVM Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 as the first person to bring up curling....i apologize to jetnation for my horrible mistake if you cant forgive me, i understand, and will resign immediately as the resident pennington idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 How does this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Magic 8 Ball Says " You married a hottie, Why are you complaining? " Dear Magic 8-ball: Why am I afraid to show up to the draft party with the Mrs. in tow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Dear Magic 8-ball: Why am I afraid to show up to the draft party with the Mrs. in tow? Magic 8 Balls Says " Because Smizzy will cop a feel on her booty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Smizzy's Magic 8 Ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 why do birds fly upside down when flying over Detroit? Did i stump the magic 8 ball The answer my friend is blowing in the wind Detroit is not worth sh*tting on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witten_82 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Magic 8 ball, How come Kevin Pollack isn't recognized as one of the great actors of our Era? Kevin has been great for years and in my opinion an A-list celebrity. Yet he never gets a leading role. He's been in some of the greatest movies of all time like "A few good men" and "Grumpy old men". I think Kevin is one of the most versatile actors in the business. He would have done better than Heath Ledger in "Brokeback Mountain", or Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad News Bears" ill tell you that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Magic 8 ball, How come Kevin Pollack isn't recognized as one of the great actors of our Era? Kevin has been great for years and in my opinion an A-list celebrity. Yet he never gets a leading role. He's been in some of the greatest movies of all time like "A few good men" and "Grumpy old men". I think Kevin is one of the most versatile actors in the business. He would have done better than Heath Ledger in "Brokeback Mountain", or Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad News Bears" ill tell you that much. Magic 8 Ball Says " Kevin Pollack is 5'2 and they don't hire leading man who are shorter than the leading actress ,Plus He is Low B list " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witten_82 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Magic 8 Ball Says "Plus He is Low B list " Those are fighting words Smizzy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Those are fighting words Smizzy! I just hold the Magic 8 Ball....Don't blame me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witten_82 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I just hold the Magic 8 Ball....Don't blame me. True. Im sorry I just wear my emotions on my sleeve when it comes to Kevin "The Man" Pollack. I apologize for being out of line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Bloody thursday bump!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Smizzy, Will Verde's Avatar ever receive a bath? If a bath doesn't clear up that skin condition what else can be done? Poor thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Smizzy, Will Verde's Avatar ever receive a bath? If a bath doesn't clear up that skin condition what else can be done? Poor thing. CLEAR YOUR MONITOR, IT'S DISGUSTING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Ok guys here is your chance to have you future told my the one and only.... SMIZZY and his MAGIC 8 Ball !!! Have a question that needs to be answered? Is Love looking for you? Is there a better job out there? Does oral sex really feel better from the same sex? Does the G-Spot really exist? Is a bikini wax really Pubic Crop Circles?? Is Maxman really gay? All these questions and much more can be answered today,FOR FREE. Step in to my booth and ask away...The magic 8 ball awaits. Just dusted this ball off. Who wants to give it a go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball, Where is TX ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball Says " Shaking somewhere in fear " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball, Where is TX ? Locked in Garbs basement while she does a 'Kathy Bates' on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball...when will Tom Brady finally come out of the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball...when will Tom Brady finally come out of the closet? Magic 8 Ball says "When Him & Clay are ready " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Lew Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball How does a blind guy know when he's done wiping his ass after a deuce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Magic 8 Ball How does a blind guy know when he's done wiping his ass after a deuce? Magic 8 Ball says " 5 wipe rule. No poop is strong enough to sustain 5 wipes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Magic 8 Ball...how will the word association thread end? If ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Magic 8 Ball...how will the word association thread end? If ever Magic 8 Ball Says " It will never end. When JN is sold in 2011 it will be the biggest thread in the archive " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ok magic 8 ball I have a question. How many licks does it take to get to the center? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ok magic 8 ball I have a question. How many licks does it take to get to the center? Magic 8 Ball Says "It depend on how ticklish the Point Guard is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Will I win the jackpot in the Lottery? WARNING! I will donate at least half of it to charity and share the weatlh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Will I win the jackpot in the Lottery? WARNING! I will donate at least half of it to charity and share the weatlh! Magic 8 Ball says......"No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Will people in the country ever grow a set of balls and stand up for anything right or just anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Will people in the country ever grow a set of balls and stand up for anything right or just anymore? Magic 8 Ball Says " Not when there is money to be made" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Will dickkotite's hemorrhoids heal? or will they be ripped open suddenly by a hardened stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 What would I be when I grow up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Dear Magic 8-ball: Who is pitching Thursday for the Yankees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Will dickkotite's hemorrhoids heal? or will they be ripped open suddenly by a hardened stool. Magic 8 Ball Says:" It will be ripped off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 What would I be when I grow up ? Magic 8 Ball Says: " Banned " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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