Greenseed4 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 2 hours ago, The Crusher said: I just looked up sounding. I had a Cytoscopy a couple times and seems to be similar. Bad part is when it passes through the prostate. They run cold water down it to I guess get numb and your mind off it as they insert it. Docs assistant was fairly attractive 30 something, felt they both enjoy the time they spent with my penis. not the worse thing, I dated a Canadian urology nurse for about 6 months. She would come home after seeing, literally 10s of dicks every day. @JiF4Lamar is going to read this and update his resume on Indeed.com, but consider my perspective. That would be like if you worked at a wax food company, staring at delicious snacks all day that you couldn't put in your mouth, and then coming home to this delicious plate of nachos. #calledmydicknachos 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Greenseed4 said: I dated a Canadian urology nurse for about 6 months. She would come home after seeing, literally 10s of dicks every day. @JiF4Lamar is going to read this and update his resume on Indeed.com, but consider my perspective. That would be like if you worked at a wax food company, staring at delicious snacks all day that you couldn't put in your mouth, and then coming home to this delicious plate of nachos. #calledmydicknachos Uh Wut? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Arsis said: Red drip from the banana is generally not normal. Best case scenario sounding was a bit too rough. @RAYRAYon WolfAnal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 If being unable to recall who they are or how they got to this island was a shock to their collective systems, it was nothing compared to the grisly sight they found on the beach. Something was wrong. Very wrong. The man with one forearm unnaturally larger than his other rounded on the tubby fella, who in turn started hurling accusations at the man wearing a heart shaped locket with a picture of Zach Wilson in the center. The man with the shaved ass, the man wearing nothing but a thong speedo, and the incredibly good looking man who's peen was an unfortunate shade of green (different people, believe it or not), began shouting wild epithets at the bewildered gorilla-man, who then began throwing feces at the guy who had the unmistakeable look of a man who considered low budget chain seafood restaurants the height of fine dining. One man started banging what sounded like a march to war on the drums that he was carrying around for some reason, while the beaver-faced man mumbled Latin phrases and tossed holy water at the scorpion woman egging him on. "ENOUGH!" shouted the man wearing a Darth Vader mask in a lawyerly voice. The group stopped dead in their tracks and turned to look at the man, who they noticed was wearing a name tag that identified him as a member of the kgb. They looked around and realized they were all wearing name tags. kgb continued. "Look," he said, pointing towards the tiki bar. A banner hung from the awning, with a message painted in red. THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS MAY ONLY BE WRITTEN WITH BLOOD. CHOOSE WHOSE VEINS WILL PROVIDE THE INK. THE KILLERS REMAIN AMONG YOU. YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDOWN. The group looked at each other, and the realization quickly spread: the wait staff and the hostess were just the prelude. The game had officially begun. DEADLINE: FRIDAY 2:00 PM EST 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS MAY ONLY BE WRITTEN WITH BLOOD. CHOOSE WHOSE VEINS WILL PROVIDE THE INK. THE KILLERS REMAIN AMONG YOU. YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDOWN. I say we use the dead waiters first, and then go from there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Does anyone who is scum want to volunteer themselves to make this easy? @Nynaeve @Pac @Greenseed4 Wanna confess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Arsis said: Does anyone who is scum want to volunteer themselves to make this easy? @Nynaeve @Pac @Greenseed4 Wanna confess? What page we on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Pac said: What page we on? Don't worry. We are getting to the page where you die. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: If being unable to recall who they are or how they got to this island was a shock to their collective systems, it was nothing compared to the grisly sight they found on the beach. Something was wrong. Very wrong. The man with one forearm unnaturally larger than his other rounded on the tubby fella, who in turn started hurling accusations at the man wearing a heart shaped locket with a picture of Zach Wilson in the center. The man with the shaved ass, the man wearing nothing but a thong speedo, and the incredibly good looking man who's peen was an unfortunate shade of green (different people, believe it or not), began shouting wild epithets at the bewildered gorilla-man, who then began throwing feces at the guy who had the unmistakeable look of a man who considered low budget chain seafood restaurants the height of fine dining. One man started banging what sounded like a march to war on the drums that he was carrying around for some reason, while the beaver-faced man mumbled Latin phrases and tossed holy water at the scorpion woman egging him on. "ENOUGH!" shouted the man wearing a Darth Vader mask in a lawyerly voice. The group stopped dead in their tracks and turned to look at the man, who they noticed was wearing a name tag that identified him as a member of the kgb. They looked around and realized they were all wearing name tags. kgb continued. "Look," he said, pointing towards the tiki bar. A banner hung from the awning, with a message painted in red. THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS MAY ONLY BE WRITTEN WITH BLOOD. CHOOSE WHOSE VEINS WILL PROVIDE THE INK. THE KILLERS REMAIN AMONG YOU. YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDOWN. The group looked at each other, and the realization quickly spread: the wait staff and the hostess were just the prelude. The game had officially begun. DEADLINE: FRIDAY 2:00 PM EST Osculum meum Asinum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Unvote. Vote Pac (but only until page 8. ) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: If being unable to recall who they are or how they got to this island was a shock to their collective systems, it was nothing compared to the grisly sight they found on the beach. Something was wrong. Very wrong. The man with one forearm unnaturally larger than his other rounded on the tubby fella, who in turn started hurling accusations at the man wearing a heart shaped locket with a picture of Zach Wilson in the center. The man with the shaved ass, the man wearing nothing but a thong speedo, and the incredibly good looking man who's peen was an unfortunate shade of green (different people, believe it or not), began shouting wild epithets at the bewildered gorilla-man, who then began throwing feces at the guy who had the unmistakeable look of a man who considered low budget chain seafood restaurants the height of fine dining. One man started banging what sounded like a march to war on the drums that he was carrying around for some reason, while the beaver-faced man mumbled Latin phrases and tossed holy water at the scorpion woman egging him on. "ENOUGH!" shouted the man wearing a Darth Vader mask in a lawyerly voice. The group stopped dead in their tracks and turned to look at the man, who they noticed was wearing a name tag that identified him as a member of the kgb. They looked around and realized they were all wearing name tags. kgb continued. "Look," he said, pointing towards the tiki bar. A banner hung from the awning, with a message painted in red. THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS MAY ONLY BE WRITTEN WITH BLOOD. CHOOSE WHOSE VEINS WILL PROVIDE THE INK. THE KILLERS REMAIN AMONG YOU. YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDOWN. The group looked at each other, and the realization quickly spread: the wait staff and the hostess were just the prelude. The game had officially begun. DEADLINE: FRIDAY 2:00 PM EST Oh and while this was all going on, a raft carrying an individual who lacked any identifiable genitalia landed on the shore. He / she / @Verbal took one look at the scene on the beach and headed right back into the water, but just as he got a reasonable distance off shore a great white shark emerged from the depths and tore the genderless man's Ken doll like lower half apart from the rest of his body, while the upper half washed up on the beach. @Jetsfan80 found this half carcass, and pulled the note from the shirt pocket, which read: "There's your Verbal death scene, now STFU 80 before I murder you even worse" 80 took a mental picture of the image of dead Verbal, added it to his spank bank, and continued on his way. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 27 minutes ago, Pac said: What page we on? Unvote vote pac That page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, Beaver said: Don't worry. We are getting to the page where you die. May be a good move.. May also be asinine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Yeah but I’m from the kinder, gentler kgb. But it looks like joke voting period is now over. unvote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pac said: May be a good move.. May also be asinine. 50/50? Dem’s good odds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Does anyone else not know their role? I dont know mine. All I know is I'm town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 Day 1 Vote Count Hal (2) - Crushluv, 80 Pac (2) - Gsexy, Arsis Crushluv (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - Nyn Ape (1) - Hal Arsis (1) - Drums No Lynch (1) - Pac With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: Oh and while this was all going on, a raft carrying an individual who lacked any identifiable genitalia landed on the shore. He / she / @Verbal took one look at the scene on the beach and headed right back into the water, but just as he got a reasonable distance off shore a great white shark emerged from the depths and tore the genderless man's Ken doll like lower half apart from the rest of his body, while the upper half washed up on the beach. @Jetsfan80 found this half carcass, and pulled the note from the shirt pocket, which read: "There's your Verbal death scene, now STFU 80 before I murder you even worse" 80 took a mental picture of the image of dead Verbal, added it to his spank bank, and continued on his way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, JiF4Lamar said: Does anyone else not know their role? I dont know mine. All I know is I'm town. Same. @jvill 51 bastard modding!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal N of Provo Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 17 minutes ago, JiF4Lamar said: Does anyone else not know their role? I dont know mine. All I know is I'm town. Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal N of Provo Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Hal N of Provo said: Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. (If 3 Mafia and 1 SK). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. 3 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: (If 3 Mafia and 1 SK). ? edit: stupid broken emoticon links, it is the “hmmmm” face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Same. @jvill 51 bastard modding!! Will make claiming fun “You can’t lynch me! I’m the town… well, I don’t know actually but I’d still really prefer not dying.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. Unvote vote hal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. 13 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: (If 3 Mafia and 1 SK). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Arsis said: Does anyone who is scum want to volunteer themselves to make this easy? @Nynaeve @Pac @Greenseed4 Wanna confess? For all my sins? Cause that could take a while 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Nynaeve said: For all my sins? Cause that could take a while Tell us more but slower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Same. @jvill 51 bastard modding!! Idk but I hope it's designed to torture you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 Day 1 Vote Count Hal (3) - Crushluv, 80, Arsis Pac (2) - Gsexy Crushluv (1) - Beaver 80 (1) - Nyn Ape (1) - Hal Arsis (1) - Drums No Lynch (1) - Pac With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 18 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: Yes. Me. I trust you for now since you went 1st to reveal this interesting fact. We can’t trust 80 or I with the quick follow - but interesting. Town has 4/11 of killing a bad guy randomly. This probably drops it to 4/10. Good enough for me to rather take the shot than vote no Lynch. You're cute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Just kill hal he's admitted to being sk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 minute ago, JiF4Lamar said: Idk but I hope it's designed to torture you. I wonder what happens if we all submit speculative night actions tonight. Just because we don’t know, maybe the role powers are still effective… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 18 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: (If 3 Mafia and 1 SK). oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Nynaeve said: For all my sins? Cause that could take a while You are perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 minute ago, jgb said: I wonder what happens if we all submit speculative night actions tonight. Just because we don’t know, maybe the role powers are still effective… lol, I'm going to submit all the night actions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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