Alert Alert Alert: Jets and belli marriage would be the best thing for both sides

[neckdemon]

5 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said:

Why does anyone think her fecal spout would taste any better than your grandmother's?

Doody is doody.

tell ya what you eat our your grandma's butthole and i'll do sofia vergara and we can compare notes....
i'm thinking i'll have a much better time

[neckdemon]

8 hours ago, Jet2020 said:

I’m just not into cleaning anyone’s butt with my tongue. 

step 1 - take a shower with her

[Adoni Beast]

7 minutes ago, neckdemon said:

tell ya what you eat our your grandma's butthole and i'll do sofia vergara and we can compare notes....
i'm thinking i'll have a much better time

[neckdemon]

5 minutes ago, Adoni Beast said:

lol all i'm saying is that if sofia vergara was like "you can smash but you gotta eat my ass"....i'm diving right in nose and all

my grandmother? not so much

[Sperm Edwards]

22 minutes ago, neckdemon said:

tell ya what you eat our your grandma's butthole and i'll do sofia vergara and we can compare notes....
i'm thinking i'll have a much better time

I was thinking more that I wouldn't eat anyone's butthole. Not yours, nor hers, nor grandma's, nor Borat's. Doody and diarrhea comes out of there. 

[neckdemon]

10 minutes ago, Sperm Edwards said:

I was thinking more that I wouldn't eat anyone's butthole. Not yours, nor hers, nor grandma's, nor Borat's. Doody and diarrhea comes out of there. 

this is hysterical . i recommend taking the 6 min and watch it

[Jets Voice of Reason]

Kind of ironic that somehow this eating ass conversation is less sh*tty than op’s idea. 

[Larz]

[Trotter]

@TuscanyTile2 I was so wrong

this should have been locked on page 2

to each his own but I foresee nightmares for me tonight

[SomebodytoAnybody47]

[Edgy]

(also, I hate this idea)

[Adoni Beast]

1 minute ago, Edgy said:

(also, I hate this idea)

I can see this as the cover for the 2025 opening yearbook (do they still make those!?)

[TBJ]

Then we reunite him with Mangini and Matt Estrella!

[jetsfan56]

Couldn't agree more. If BB was so great, why wasn't he been hired yet?

In the words of Kenny Rogers “You got to know when to fold em, know when to walk away “


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[TBJ]

3 hours ago, neckdemon said:

this is hysterical . i recommend taking the 6 min and watch it

We should hire her to be the tight ends coach.

[Wit]

He probably won’t have dumb, gimmicky t shirts and walls. He probably makes the players work on fundamentals all off season too!


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[neckdemon]

6 hours ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Kind of ironic that somehow this eating ass conversation is less sh*tty than op’s idea. 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1237994497122279?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz

[Fantasy Island]

On 1/25/2024 at 5:23 PM, Wit said:

 

Bill needs his 16 wins and jets have a ready defense and if healthy a great QB. It makes sense. Bill needs a superbowl without Brady and we need a goddamn Super Bowl.

 

I don’t even dislike saleh but this is bellicheck. I hate him too but I’ll hold my nose and bare it.

 

I hope Bill’s daughter leaves him for another man.

[neckdemon]

18 hours ago, Arsis said:

That's great and all but what does that have to do with my dream job being licking Sofia Vergara's butthole?

This guy gets it!!

[Alka]

On 1/25/2024 at 5:26 PM, BigRy56 said:

Let's get him in here just so we can boo him for at least 1,020 minutes of 2024

I would like to hire him immediately, and then fire him when the team starts the year at 2-6.  And when Woody fires him after 8 games, he can say that Bellicheck is an overrated head coach, and what was I thinking when I decided to hire him?

That would be the best outcome for me!

[neckdemon]

20 hours ago, Trotter said:

@TuscanyTile2 I was so wrong

this should have been locked on page 2

to each his own but I foresee nightmares for me tonight

agreed. hiring bill belichick sounds like a nightmare

[EM31]

Bring him in for an interview and then very publicly send him a napkin telling him to go f#ck himself.

20 years of this guy running up the score on us and sh1tting on this franchise at every chance and some people here would take him back?

GTFO with that

[neckdemon]

sad thing is we would probably have a top 3 defense next year with him scheming a system for the players we have

[Maynard13]

On 1/25/2024 at 6:20 PM, joewilly12 said:

She’s divorced you know…

Make your move Joewilly12

[Maynard13]

On 1/25/2024 at 5:23 PM, Wit said:

 

Bill needs his 16 wins and jets have a ready defense and if healthy a great QB. It makes sense. Bill needs a superbowl without Brady and we need a goddamn Super Bowl.

 

I don’t even dislike saleh but this is bellicheck. I hate him too but I’ll hold my nose and bare it.

 

Not even Woody would sink this low. You'd have a better chance of  marrying Bill than this ever happening.

[Maynard13]

On 1/25/2024 at 6:14 PM, neckdemon said:

I would eat her a*shole out for hours.....

 

[Maynard13]

10 hours ago, neckdemon said:

agreed. hiring bill belichick sounds like a nightmare

I'd hire Bill only if he'd hire Sofia as the Tight End cooach.

[Rich Thornburgh]

15 hours ago, EM31 said:

Bring him in for an interview and then very publicly send him a napkin telling him to go f#ck himself.

20 years of this guy running up the score on us and sh1tting on this franchise at every chance and some people here would take him back?

GTFO with that

By next December after Aaron retires and we waste another season on Zachenberg this place will be all about Belichick saving the franchise 

[joewilly12]

11 hours ago, Maynard13 said:

Make your move Joewilly12

Can’t afford her. 

[Jetpain]

While i originally thought Belicheck was going to the Eagles,  now that hes still unemployed i could easily see positioning himself for Daboll's job with the Giants in 2025.  Then we have to see and hear about him every day  This would continue his tormenting of the jets franchise and fanbase for years to come.