Jetfan13 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yes, I'm aware that there are different fractures. Are you telling me that the weight of the person hitting you determines which fracture you get? I had the wind knocked out of me twice and they both pretty much sucked but I never once thought I was going to die. mommy dropping you on the floor doesn't count...jerk-off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Transcript from last night's JN Patsie Troll meeting: PatsFanTX: Max really bitchslapped me today. I need to lay low for a while. Who wants to take up the pointless trolling? Garb: Please. I'm not cutting into my Troy Brown worshippping time for THAT. Alk: I've got some time. We don't sell a lot of overhead doors this time of year. Let me take a shot. PatsFanTX: Here's the playbook. There are only three themes - Pennington sucks, DRob is a bust and they wasted a pick on a kicker. Pollute as many threads as possible. Garb: We adjourned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 yea I'll bet you're right about that SD-must be a big difference having an almost 300 Lb monster squishing you than schoolyard kids stuff-good point What 300 lb monster landed on PennyBoy in 2002 when he broke his wrist? Oh yea, it was caused by a blade of grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Transcript from last night's JN Patsie Troll meeting: PatsFanTX: Max really bitchslapped me today. I need to lay low for a while. Who wants to take up the pointless trolling? Garb: Please. I'm not cutting into my Troy Brown worshippping time for THAT. Alk: I've got some time. We don't sell a lot of overhead doors this time of year. Let me take a shot. PatsFanTX: Here's the playbook. There are only three themes - Pennington sucks, DRob is a bust and they wasted a pick on a kicker. Pollute as many threads as possible. Garb: We adjourned? Now that has to POW for Bob Why do Pats fans post here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 What 300 lb monster landed on PennyBoy in 2002 when he broke his wrist? Oh yea, it was caused by a blade of grass. not talking about wrist injuries TX, there you go spinning again when the topic turns against you...F'ING FLAMER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Transcript from last night's JN Patsie Troll meeting: PatsFanTX: Max really bitchslapped me today. I need to lay low for a while. Who wants to take up the pointless trolling? Garb: Please. I'm not cutting into my Troy Brown worshippping time for THAT. Alk: I've got some time. We don't sell a lot of overhead doors this time of year. Let me take a shot. PatsFanTX: Here's the playbook. There are only three themes - Pennington sucks, DRob is a bust and they wasted a pick on a kicker. Pollute as many threads as possible. Garb: We adjourned? Fag Law ,yes we agree Fag law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincredible Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Transcript from last night's JN Patsie Troll meeting: PatsFanTX: Max really bitchslapped me today. I need to lay low for a while. Who wants to take up the pointless trolling? Garb: Please. I'm not cutting into my Troy Brown worshippping time for THAT. Alk: I've got some time. We don't sell a lot of overhead doors this time of year. Let me take a shot. PatsFanTX: Here's the playbook. There are only three themes - Pennington sucks, DRob is a bust and they wasted a pick on a kicker. Pollute as many threads as possible. Garb: We adjourned? POTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeebers Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Pennington has near death experience The News The wind knocked out of him? Yep, this guy is tough as nails I tell ya... This has nothing to do with toughness, for anyone that had the wind knocked out of them it is hella scary. It feels like you can't breath is what i remember it being. While, having a broken bone or a torn knee is a much more serious injury, no one would equate that with a life/death experience. Besides, we already know Chad is as tough as nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 What 300 lb monster landed on PennyBoy in 2002 when he broke his wrist? Oh yea, it was caused by a blade of grass. TX-There is a BIG differnce between fragile and being a "puss" as ALK insinuated. If you don't believe Chad is tough, I will suggest you have not walked in his shoes and experienced what he has. For someone to blaspheme that, is pure ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TX-There is a BIG differnce between fragile and being a "puss" as ALK insinuated. If you don't believe Chad is tough, I will suggest you have not walked in his shoes and experienced what he has. For someone to blaspheme that, is pure ignorance. Come on Dierk, I have consistently said PennyBoy has done a remarkable job over coming all his injuries and getting back on the football field. However, the word "fragile" is still open to debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Come on Dierk, I have consistently said PennyBoy has done a remarkable job over coming all his injuries and getting back on the football field. However, the word "fragile" is still open to debate. China doll may be an apt description. BUT, that does not mean that he does not have a tolerance for pain or is not tough. They are different arenas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 China doll may be an apt description. BUT, that does not mean that he does not have a tolerance for pain or is not tough. They are different arenas. And I definitely agree with you on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 You shouldnt drink so much at the games. That wasnt your tongue. I did see you choking on your own spittle, so that make us even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Transcript from last night's JN Patsie Troll meeting: PatsFanTX: Max really bitchslapped me today. I need to lay low for a while. Who wants to take up the pointless trolling? Garb: Please. I'm not cutting into my Troy Brown worshippping time for THAT. Alk: I've got some time. We don't sell a lot of overhead doors this time of year. Let me take a shot. PatsFanTX: Here's the playbook. There are only three themes - Pennington sucks, DRob is a bust and they wasted a pick on a kicker. Pollute as many threads as possible. Garb: We adjourned? How the heck did I get involved? I have refrained from posting in this thread - well, until now. BTW - did you see Troy Brown fielding punts, coming on two corners blitzes, deflecting a pass while playing nickle and making a crucial first down catch against the Bears? Yup - Mr. Reliable. Mr. Dependable. Mr. Do It All. The greatest Patriot of all time. Troy Brown. Bingo, baby! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 How the heck did I get involved? I have refrained from posting in this thread - well, until now... Now you listen here, Darla. You are cute as hell, but Spanky wasn't fooled. That sap Alfalfa, on the other hand... "There's an echo, yoo-hoo!" Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Now you listen here, Darla. You are cute as hell, but Spanky wasn't fooled. That sap Alfalfa, on the other hand... "There's an echo, yoo-hoo!" Hehe. Sometimes I think your sock monkey takes over your mind. Sure, it's probably better than methadone - but this sock monkey is nothing but trouble. Stop monkey'ing around. Get the monkey off your back. Find Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sometimes I think your sock monkey takes over your mind. Sure, it's probably better than methadone - but this sock monkey is nothing but trouble. Stop monkey'ing around. Get the monkey off your back. Find Jesus. clam up. make me a samwich and trim my andy rooney's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TX-There is a BIG differnce between fragile and being a "puss" as ALK insinuated. If you don't believe Chad is tough, I will suggest you have not walked in his shoes and experienced what he has. For someone to blaspheme that, is pure ignorance. Scott talking toughness to a guy who pouted for 2 months over a 24hr message board time out is a lost cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 clam up. make me a samwich and trim my andy rooney's I'm not 'gonna ask what that means. It's probably something JoeBaby would know - and I'm not asking him either. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 How the heck did I get involved? Just guilt by association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm not 'gonna ask what that means. It's probably something JoeBaby would know - and I'm not asking him either. LOL! I'll tell ya anyway, they're eyebrows hey guys, I told ya's she liked me.she friggin called me joebaby :yahoo: or did you mean the porn guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'll tell ya anyway, they're eyebrows hey guys, I told ya's she liked me.she friggin called me joebaby :yahoo: or did you mean the porn guy Andy Rooney = eyebrows. Makes perfect sense. Notice how I think the worst of SJ? Wonder why that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldWalker Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Dude I cant believe that this thread went to 6 pages. I'm gonna break it down for you. Chad plays football, for the Jets, and he is playing on a twice repaired shoulder. He is no pussy. Is he the toughest football player around? No. But nobody plays football (besides kickers) and is a pussy. #2 - If you ever got the wind knocked out of you badly... you know its a awful, awful feeling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Chad > Alf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Dude I cant believe that this thread went to 6 pages. I'm gonna break it down for you. Chad plays football, for the Jets, and he is playing on a twice repaired shoulder. He is no pussy. Is he the toughest football player around? No. But nobody plays football (besides kickers) and is a pussy. #2 - If you ever got the wind knocked out of you badly... you know its a awful, awful feeling... yeah , so anyway I think garb likes me. but how do I know for sure its not cause of my staggering wealth? thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sometimes I think your sock monkey takes over your mind. Sure, it's probably better than methadone - but this sock monkey is nothing but trouble. Stop monkey'ing around. Get the monkey off your back. Find Jesus. Surely thou knowest thy 'Little Rascals'. And anyone who doesn't, I pity your bleak and empty lives. Learn that poem, learn it... "High up grew a daffodil I couldn't hardly reach her Said I to me, "I think I will Get it for my teacher!" I climbed to get the daffodil Out on a limb so thin I tumbled down like Jack and Jill And skinned my little shin And here's the pretty daffodil I brought to my dear teacher I love her dear and I always will I'm awful glad to meet cha" "So long, Crabby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Surely thou knowest thy 'Little Rascals'. And anyone who doesn't, I pity your bleak and empty lives. Learn that poem, learn it... "High up grew a daffodil I couldn't hardly reach her Said I to me, "I think I will Get it for my teacher!" I climbed to get the daffodil Out on a limb so thin I tumbled down like Jack and Jill And skinned my little shin And here's the pretty daffodil I brought to my dear teacher I love her dear and I always will I'm awful glad to meet cha" "So long, Crabby!" Oh, how I wish you were here when whack job Tom Shane was. The "banter" between you two would have been worth a $55 premium fee. I think it's awfully cute that you named Mrs. Sock Monkey Jane Goodall. The fact that Mr. Sock Monkey is named Michael Jackson has me concerned, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm not 'gonna ask what that means. It's probably something JoeBaby would know - and I'm not asking him either. LOL! And there we go, i get mentioned again . Like I said, you are my greatest publicist on JN! And Garb, don't worry about not knowing some things, i am perfectly happy to "drop some knowledge" on you any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 And there we go, i get mentioned again . Like I said, you are my greatest publisist on JN! And Garb, don't worry about not knowing some things, i am perfectly happy to "drop some knowledge" on you any time. My humor is so underappreciated. Why do Jest fans have to be so dense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 yeah , so anyway I think garb likes me. but how do I know for sure its not cause of my staggering wealth? thanks Sorry JoeWilly, I think it is me she has on her mind, it is the bad boy image, and that sexy wind tossed hairstyle in my avatar, I call it blue steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Dude I cant believe that this thread went to 6 pages. I'm gonna break it down for you. Chad plays football, for the Jets, and he is playing on a twice repaired shoulder. He is no pussy. Is he the toughest football player around? No. But nobody plays football (besides kickers) and is a pussy. #2 - If you ever got the wind knocked out of you badly... you know its a awful, awful feeling... ALk is just doing his best PatsFanTx impersonation. BTW...Did you guys notice PatsFanTx take his ball and go home after Maxman owned his ass twice in the same thread? I guess he could dish it out but couldn't take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 hey piss off otherjoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 ALk is just doing his best PatsFanTx impersonation. BTW...Did you guys notice PatsFanTx take his ball and go home after Maxman owned his ass twice in the same thread? I guess he could dish it out but couldn't take it. Max owning anyone's arse once is a stretch - but twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Surely thou knowest thy 'Little Rascals'. And anyone who doesn't, I pity your bleak and empty lives. Learn that poem, learn it... "High up grew a daffodil I couldn't hardly reach her Said I to me, "I think I will Get it for my teacher!" I climbed to get the daffodil Out on a limb so thin I tumbled down like Jack and Jill And skinned my little shin And here's the pretty daffodil I brought to my dear teacher I love her dear and I always will I'm awful glad to meet cha" "So long, Crabby!" ooh ooh ooh I LOVED the Little Rascals and in fact I was trying to find a picture of Gallagher The Cop,who I was comparing Guns Of Bavaria to in a chatroom one gameday.My all-time favorite is The International Silver String Submarine Band...in person....singing The Man On The Flying Trapeze-I wonder if THAT'S on YouTube-I'd love to see that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Max owning anyone's arse once is a stretch - but twice? I heard the same thing from lauren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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