joewilly Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sorry JoeWilly, I think it is me she has on her mind, it is the bad boy image, and that sexy wind tossed hairstyle in my avatar, I call it blue steel. ok now i'm confused, I thought blue steel was meant to straighten stuff out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 hey piss off otherjoe Sorry bro, sometimes the truth hurts. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sorry bro, sometimes the truth hurts. ;) I don't wanna burst your bubble but everyone knows the willy comes before the baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Actually while playing high school football I was speared on two different occasions and had the wind knocked out of me. Did it suck? You bet. Did I think I was going to die? The thought never even crossed my mind. Chad has a noodle brain. your going to compare a hit in 1950s high school football to the NFL?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I don't wanna burst your bubble but everyone knows the willy comes before the baby Wow, two Jets fans in a pissing match for the affection of a Pats fan. Now I have seen it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Max owning anyone's arse once is a stretch... there is definitely a joke or two in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wow, two Jets fans in a pissing match for the affection of a Pats fan. Now I have seen it all. Oh I am sure I could show you a pic or two of some things you have NOT seen before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah, Chad is such a puss, he played a 1/4 of the season with a frayed labrum that was hurting him and in pain. And then, he comes back early from re-hab, gets it torn again in-game, and volunteers to go back in the game. Then he endures the struggle of coming back from surgery TWICE, mind you, just so he can have the privilege of keyboqard toughies telling him how "soft" he is. I pray that ALK's kids never come home crying because they are hurt, so that we can all question their intestinal fortitude. Why do people always insist on making things so personal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Why do people always insist on making things so personal? Alk, You really need to tone down your bashing of PennyBoy. Your act is getting old and stale and you are really are not contributing anything to the message board. Just some friendly advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 your going to compare a hit in 1950s high school football to the NFL?? alk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 alk? I wouldn't know, I wasn't born in the 50s. Contrary to popular belief, even some of the younger generation can't stand rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Oh I am sure I could show you a pic or two of some things you have NOT seen before. you wanna PM me some of those Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 The other day I had to take a $hit the size of Chad...I thought I was going to die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 you wanna PM me some of those Joe? Sorry, Max scolded me just now, he is holding all the pics for the upcoming vip members section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sorry, Max scolded me just now, he is holding all the pics for the upcoming vip members section. he's holdin' somethin' besides those pix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Sorry, Max scolded me just now. Don't worry, it's just that time of the month for Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Alk, You really need to tone down your bashing of PennyBoy. Your act is getting old and stale and you are really are not contributing anything to the message board. Just some friendly advice. Are you still crying about the little scolding you received? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I wouldn't know, I wasn't born in the 50s. Contrary to popular belief, even some of the younger generation can't stand rap. so your going to compare ANY high school to the NFL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 so your going to compare ANY high school to the NFL? Hey Alk, answer the freaking question already! High school football from the days when facemasks were "new age" in comparison with the nfl today. I'd like to hear what you have to say to that, you've been called out now step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I didn't see the play, but I thought it was that he was under a pile. Have any of you guys been stuck under a pile? The thought that you're going to die does cross your mind. Getting the wind knocked out of you isn't so bad because you can just lie there and regain it, and you know you'll be fine. Being under a pile is worse because you can't really do anything, if people don't get off of you you're doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 so your going to compare ANY high school to the NFL? No, but I am going to compare getting the wind knocked out of you to getting the wind knocked out of you. Sort of like I would compare Biggie and Tupac. DEAD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hey Alk, answer the freaking question already! High school football from the days when facemasks were "new age" in comparison with the nfl today. I'd like to hear what you have to say to that, you've been called out now step up. patience son, I had to drive home for crying out loud. In the meantime you really should get your tongue off of Blackout's ballsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 No, but I am going to compare getting the wind knocked out of you to getting the wind knocked out of you. Sort of like I would compare Biggie and Tupac. DEAD!! That is oooh so wrong.. Yet so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 No, but I am going to compare getting the wind knocked out of you to getting the wind knocked out of you. Sort of like I would compare Biggie and Tupac. DEAD!! That was funny. patience son, I had to drive home for crying out loud. In the meantime you really should get your tongue off of Blackout's ballsack. That was mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ooh ooh ooh I LOVED the Little Rascals and in fact I was trying to find a picture of Gallagher The Cop,who I was comparing Guns Of Bavaria to in a chatroom one gameday.My all-time favorite is The International Silver String Submarine Band...in person....singing The Man On The Flying Trapeze-I wonder if THAT'S on YouTube-I'd love to see that again HAAAAAAAAAH! "Algebra, this is no place fer yooo..." "Don't forget to grease Wheezer." "Tastes like mothballs!" We could be here for days. Blacksmith: "Don't you wanna be President?" Brisbane: "Naw, I wanna be a streetcar conductor!" Blacksmith: "A streetcar conductor? Why?" Brisbane: "Boy, do they pick up the nickels!" Blacksmith: "Why, when I was a lad your age, I wanted to be President. I went to school every day and I studied hard, and I led my class from Spelling to Geometry. Yes Sir, I really wanted to be President!" Brisbane: "And all you turned out to be was a punk blacksmith!" What was this thread about again? Oh, right, some Patriots fan crying Uncle or something. Snort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ...correction, the thread was about Penny thinking he was going to die. You know, I've come to a conclusion. I think you'll like it, 'phile. Jets fans are like monkeys at the zoo. You visit because they are cute and all, but man, it stinks in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ...correction, the thread was about Penny thinking he was going to die. You know, I've come to a conclusion. I think you'll like it, 'phile. Jets fans are like monkeys at the zoo. You visit because they are cute and all, but man, it stinks in there! So which of us do you think are cute then???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 The other day I had to take a $hit the size of Chad...I thought I was going to die... must everything be reduced to toilet jokes,, sheeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Oh I am sure I could show you a pic or two of some things you have NOT seen before. I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ...correction, the thread was about Penny thinking he was going to die. You know, I've come to a conclusion. I think you'll like it, 'phile. Jets fans are like monkeys at the zoo. You visit because they are cute and all, but man, it stinks in there! Yet you seem to be the one that enjoys the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Yet you seem to be the one that enjoys the smell It's the internet, silly. Until they develop some software that duplicates "poster smells," it's a stink free zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 It's the internet, silly. Until they develop some software that duplicates "poster smells," it's a stink free zone. God I wish I had the technology to transmit smell over the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 one time i was like 17 and siphoning gasoline from a car and swalled a huge gulpful of unleaded. for a few seconds, i didnt breathe and considered the possibility that i wouldnt be able to and it was SCARY i was burping fuel for 2 days it was horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 one time i was like 17 and siphoning gasoline from a car and swalled a huge gulpful of unleaded. for a few seconds, i didnt breathe and considered the possibility that i wouldnt be able to and it was SCARY i was burping fuel for 2 days it was horrible Why were you stealing gas from a limo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 one time i was like 17 and siphoning gasoline from a car and swalled a huge gulpful of unleaded. for a few seconds, i didnt breathe and considered the possibility that i wouldnt be able to and it was SCARY i was burping fuel for 2 days it was horrible was it worse than when you gulp spooge from blackout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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